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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Post girls you know and anons will say what kind of porn they should star in.
>>767759688
Fake taxi anal with the windows down
>>767759615
Someone creeps from behind, forces her to a side alley and takes her every hole, leaving her with cum dripping from her mouth and pussy crying.
>>767759805
Forgot pic
Happy Cinco de Mayo thread !!!
In this thread we post any type of Mexican shit at all. You do not even have to know what cinco means just post mexican tits it's the same thing.
Beans photos, lowriders, bandanas, sombreros, fresh strawberries, name it.
Mexican related belongs in here let's fiesta like it's noventa y nueve.
>>767760749
in honor of the Mexican Air Force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7oxZHzNtQ4
ah ha ha haaaiiiiiieeeee
>>767760749
Don't know what's fucking worse, mexicans or America's annnoying obsession with mexican culture (both for good and bad).
http://www.defunkd.com/public/upload/images/product_images/big/studiolano_96761377312528.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bju_iA6y5sI
Are these lips to long?
>>767756478
I like long lips & I cannot lie
More to play with!
>>767756478
No. They are worth saving. What most of the /b/ virgins don't seem to understand is that there is no too big too small when it comes to pussy lips. It's a matter of taste (pun intended) and because of what people say in places like this it makes some women think they have to have surgery to have perfect barbie pussies and then they pay doctors shit tons of money to get them. They are all unique and should be treasured for what they are.
>>767756478
No.. they're very nice
>>767756478
no.
>be virgin 23
>cant get gf or kiss for that matter
>Got a hooker at 21. Couldn't even get it up after a bj and cummed in the condom. Hooker says aww and hugs me. I leave akwardly.
> Ugly spic
> Lower IQ by default
>Don't got the guts to an hero.
>Decide to take a picture of my dick fully erect and guilt trip /r/ into photoshoping my dick onto a sex
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>>767757292
Why even post that here
>>767756881
they even did a shitty job ffs
>>767758360
But i finally got to see my dick in a woman. I can die semi happy
This is Sydney Douglas, a brony from Ohio. She's a fan of Danganronpa, MLP, 100% Orange Juice, and manipulating the mentally ill for her own benifit. Her birthday is November 29th. She tends to go to conventions in the Ohio area and is known to attend AniMarathon specifically which is held in annually in February. She's around 19-20 and is the owner of a Discord server called 100% Good Times (which has closed server invites) and a steam group which I'll link below with some ways of reaching her. she also goes by Japanime1129 and Chi.
Play nice ;)
Her reddit
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>>767758035
Ok so what?
>army
Also why is every deranged fuck from Ohio i guarantee the largest 4chan population in the states is in Ohio
>>767758173
Yes you are right. We are everywhere.
It's up to you if you wanna mess with her, we've already made it cry twice and it's pretty fun
>>767758173
It's up to you if you wanna join in or not, we're having fun with it.
>>767758173
I mentioned to my wife I liked the tease and denial she did sometimes. Fast forward a few to days and get a shipping notification on pic related. We have a great sex life. We enjoy anal and sometimes role play. Are there any chastity anons out there? Share your experiences here. Size of cage and what terms she has for you?
Cuck
Yeah my wife suggested to put me in one of those things. So I just took it in my hand and looked at it. After that I went to the garage and broke it with a hammer. I went back inside and said next time it'll be her hand that gets the hammer.
>>767756340
Lol. Csb. Try a pair of shoes on before you decide it's not for you. Youll never know how much fun she could have had with you. And don't beat your wife.
>>767755874
Give her this and tell her to put it in.
>>767756512
That's actually a pear of anguish
So, has /b/ ever used Tinder, and if so was it worth it?
Yes
>>767757996
thanks
I'm 45 and fucked a 20 year old college student from Tinder the other week.
That's not the norm for me, but it can (and did) happen.
Good for hookups if you’re white and tall. If you’re not, than it’s a crapshoot
>>767759159
Im white and 5 8... worked for me
ITT you post your sexuality and state (nothing else) if same with another anon you MUST meet up.
Utah bisexual
>>767757738
Texas. Queer.
Kansas
Hetero
PA hetero
>>767758183
Lol good luck with that
Give me one reason why a rich fag like me should give you poor fuckers any monies?
>>767758643
You shouldn't, it's your money.
>>767758643
Because your a lonely faggot who has no real friends so he jumps on 4chan to get the attention his mommy never gave him
>>767758643
Not asking for it. It's yours anyway
>>767758713
This. If you want to help someone, help someone you know or save it for later when you truly need it.
>>767758643
I'll take some money
Hello /b/, this is Jim, he wants to go on an adventure, dubs decides what he gets to do
sharpie in pooper jim
>>767758755
holy fuck that was quick
delete fag jim
>>767758755
Well, he's got a few up there, what now?
>>767759001
Beat up a nigger
what if 4chan had a highschool?
>>767759795
SNHSFR Special needs high school for the retarded
Professor of Sociology
>>767759795
Rule number one: tits or gtfo.
There would probably be a lot of girls g-ing tfo.
>>767759795
School shootings daily
Drawthread
"I love you" romance edition.
Requesting a doodle of this fluffy noodle.
>>767757138
I didn't know family guy got an anime adaptation!
>>767757969
Oh Petah
>Spreads lies about Trinket.
/r/ more cute art of Nekomew, who's from this game. Preferably SFW (watersports is okay).
http://store.steampowered.com/app/774221/Nekomews_Potty_Trouble/
That's all for Lindsey
I need more of her
>Pics you SHOULDn't share or saved that you want more of pt. 2
Would you just fuck off with this shit? Go bore someone else somewhere else.
Someone have the mexican girl with glasses and a big dildo?
>>767760019
that's Vicky Valerie
Girls saved from /b/ that you need more of! Post your requests.
>>767757075
This was as good as it got, but it's just from her open insta.
>>767757475
She apparently sells nudes only problem is she’s pricey af
>>767757670
Where? I didn't read anything on insta, just checked her pics.
Are there women too beautiful? In the sense that woman is so perfect I can't stare at her?
>>767755628
الإسلام سيحكم العالم.
Islam will rule the world.
>>767760078
>7
Only because the base gets dumber and dumber. A perfect target for dumb religions, especially the queen of stupidity, Islam.
>>767760078
imperialist proxies will feel the wrath of the peoples struggle for national souvereignity and socialism
you will pay the price for being a traitor
>>767760078
ماذا تفعل على فور تسان؟ لماذا لا تحارب الكفار؟
>>767760213
>stupidity
>praising a dog who failed
>ran and killed himself because he was a coward.
The World Hum Megathread.
Have you ever heard the omnipresent humming you cannot explain? Guess what; it is a global phenomenon that is shared by hundreds of thousands of people across the globe.
It is a persistent and invasive low-frequency humming, rumbling, or droning noise not audible to all people.
Hums have been widely reported by national media in the UK and the United States and in many other countries.
RESOURCE LINKS
https://www.thehum.info
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_H um
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpe Kot2X_O8
Few
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>>767754920
Might have better luck on /x/
The only thing people care about in this board is shitty porn threads
>>767755119
Already posted on x, but wanted to try some quick dudes here too
BUMP
>>767754920
>Have you ever heard the omnipresent humming you cannot explain?
Not that I can recall.
>>767754920
Hope it means we're fucking doomed and humanity will be wiped out like the plague it is
In your country faced an imminent invasion, war. Would you stay and fight or gtfo? Personally I'd book it right away. Ain't dying for some bickering old tarts.
I'd stay, and welcome our new overlords with open arms.
It could only be an improvement.
>>767753743
Stay and fight naturally, the only people who run are useless muslim cowards generally, see Syria.
>>767753913
Syria is kind of weird, though. The place has been a shithole for generations. Let's say you did stay and fight: what exactly is the prize for winning?
>>767753890
>>767753913
idiots like you two would be the one sent in the front line like some kind of human shields , idiots like you deserve to die like that . You have to idea what war is .
>inb4 yeah bcuz you know faggot hurr durr
yeah I know bitches because I read books and I'm not an uneducated fuck tard like you .
>>767755201
It's obvious from your writing skills that you are an educated man.
I take what you say seriously.
Peter Scully, one of the most notorious psychopaths out there. Responsible for a list of different crimes against humanity, including the worst video the internet has to offer "Daisy's Destruction". Where the fuck is this guy's punishment? If I believed in hell, this would be the kind of guy I wouldn't mind burning for eternity. But he seriously needs to suffer on earth for what he has done. Why hasn't he been tortured to death yet?
>>767753926
>the worst video the internet has to offer "Daisy's Destruction"
What news site did you quote this from? That takes internet urbanmyths as acts.
>>767754298
urban myths* facts* btw
>>767754298
I can't remember which site I got that quote from.
>>767754298
I've seen it.
>I see all the rekt on 4chan and worse and after a while I became desensitized and it stopped bugging me. Then I saw daisy's destruction and it haunts me too this day
>>767754484
Nobody believes you. You haven't seen shit.
straight shota/interracial straight shota/mommy thread
