Me and buddy wanna watch a movie. Any recommendations?
Any genre. As long as its good
Southland Tales
It's good to be nicely stoned for this one
go watch Infinity War you peasant
>>767759968
Why? Everyone says it sucks
>>767759598
Ice Age 2
check em
Hey b I deliver your pizza
Ask me anything
ever came on some?
>>767757239
Like fucked a customer? Or cum on someone's pizza?
>>767757295
came on pizza, also did you got offered sex?
>>767757321
Been offered sex but the woman has gone it before to others so she probably had some kind of STD. I've thought about wanking one out on a repeat no tipper but never did it. Dont want to get fired.
Post girls you know and anons will say what kind of porn they should star in.
>>767759688
Fake taxi anal with the windows down
>>767759615
Someone creeps from behind, forces her to a side alley and takes her every hole, leaving her with cum dripping from her mouth and pussy crying.
Happy Cinco de Mayo thread !!!
In this thread we post any type of Mexican shit at all. You do not even have to know what cinco means just post mexican tits it's the same thing.
Beans photos, lowriders, bandanas, sombreros, fresh strawberries, name it.
Mexican related belongs in here let's fiesta like it's noventa y nueve.
>>767760749
in honor of the Mexican Air Force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7oxZHzNtQ4
ah ha ha haaaiiiiiieeeee
>>767760749
Don't know what's fucking worse, mexicans or America's annnoying obsession with mexican culture (both for good and bad).
http://www.defunkd.com/public/upload/images/product_images/big/studiolano_96761377312528.jpg
Are these lips to long?
>>767756478
I like long lips & I cannot lie
More to play with!
>>767756478
No. They are worth saving. What most of the /b/ virgins don't seem to understand is that there is no too big too small when it comes to pussy lips. It's a matter of taste (pun intended) and because of what people say in places like this it makes some women think they have to have surgery to have perfect barbie pussies and then they pay doctors shit tons of money to get them. They are all unique and should be treasured for what they are.
>>767756478
No.. they're very nice
>be virgin 23
>cant get gf or kiss for that matter
>Got a hooker at 21. Couldn't even get it up after a bj and cummed in the condom. Hooker says aww and hugs me. I leave akwardly.
> Ugly spic
> Lower IQ by default
>Don't got the guts to an hero.
>Decide to take a picture of my dick fully erect and guilt trip /r/ into photoshoping my dick onto a sex scene with pornstar.
>Success.jpeg
>Now i will die a virgin but i can masturbate to a pic of my dick being sucked
> Other virgin anon's should try this
>Pic related
>>767757292
Why even post that here
>>767756881
they even did a shitty job ffs
This is Sydney Douglas, a brony from Ohio. She's a fan of Danganronpa, MLP, 100% Orange Juice, and manipulating the mentally ill for her own benifit. Her birthday is November 29th. She tends to go to conventions in the Ohio area and is known to attend AniMarathon specifically which is held in annually in February. She's around 19-20 and is the owner of a Discord server called 100% Good Times (which has closed server invites) and a steam group which I'll link below with some ways of reaching her. she also goes by Japanime1129 and Chi.
Play nice ;)
Her reddit is "Japanime1129"
Her twitter is "japanime1129"
Her steam profile is "76561198801613825"
her steam group is "chi-is-cool"
Her deviantart is "japanime1129"
Her twitch is "japanime1129"
She also has a soundcloud as "user-134979971"
>>767758035
Ok so what?
>army
Also why is every deranged fuck from Ohio i guarantee the largest 4chan population in the states is in Ohio
>>767758173
Yes you are right. We are everywhere.
It's up to you if you wanna mess with her, we've already made it cry twice and it's pretty fun
>>767758173
It's up to you if you wanna join in or not, we're having fun with it.
I mentioned to my wife I liked the tease and denial she did sometimes. Fast forward a few to days and get a shipping notification on pic related. We have a great sex life. We enjoy anal and sometimes role play. Are there any chastity anons out there? Share your experiences here. Size of cage and what terms she has for you?
Cuck
Yeah my wife suggested to put me in one of those things. So I just took it in my hand and looked at it. After that I went to the garage and broke it with a hammer. I went back inside and said next time it'll be her hand that gets the hammer.
>>767756340
Lol. Csb. Try a pair of shoes on before you decide it's not for you. Youll never know how much fun she could have had with you. And don't beat your wife.
>>767755874
Give her this and tell her to put it in.
So, has /b/ ever used Tinder, and if so was it worth it?
Yes
>>767757996
thanks
I'm 45 and fucked a 20 year old college student from Tinder the other week.
That's not the norm for me, but it can (and did) happen.
Good for hookups if you’re white and tall. If you’re not, than it’s a crapshoot
ITT you post your sexuality and state (nothing else) if same with another anon you MUST meet up.
Utah bisexual
>>767757738
Texas. Queer.
Kansas
Hetero
PA hetero
Give me one reason why a rich fag like me should give you poor fuckers any monies?
>>767758643
You shouldn't, it's your money.
>>767758643
Because your a lonely faggot who has no real friends so he jumps on 4chan to get the attention his mommy never gave him
>>767758643
Not asking for it. It's yours anyway
>>767758713
This. If you want to help someone, help someone you know or save it for later when you truly need it.
Hello /b/, this is Jim, he wants to go on an adventure, dubs decides what he gets to do
sharpie in pooper jim
>>767758755
holy fuck that was quick
delete fag jim
>>767758755
Well, he's got a few up there, what now?
what if 4chan had a highschool?
>>767759795
SNHSFR Special needs high school for the retarded
Professor of Sociology
>>767759795
Rule number one: tits or gtfo.
There would probably be a lot of girls g-ing tfo.
Drawthread
"I love you" romance edition.
Requesting a doodle of this fluffy noodle.
>>767757138
I didn't know family guy got an anime adaptation!
>>767757969
Oh Petah
>Spreads lies about Trinket.
That's all for Lindsey
I need more of her
>Pics you SHOULDn't share or saved that you want more of pt. 2
Would you just fuck off with this shit? Go bore someone else somewhere else.
Someone have the mexican girl with glasses and a big dildo?
Girls saved from /b/ that you need more of! Post your requests.
>>767757075
This was as good as it got, but it's just from her open insta.
>>767757475
She apparently sells nudes only problem is she’s pricey af
Are there women too beautiful? In the sense that woman is so perfect I can't stare at her?
>>767755628
الإسلام سيحكم العالم.
Islam will rule the world.
>>767760078
>7
Only because the base gets dumber and dumber. A perfect target for dumb religions, especially the queen of stupidity, Islam.
>>767760078
imperialist proxies will feel the wrath of the peoples struggle for national souvereignity and socialism
you will pay the price for being a traitor
>>767760078
ماذا تفعل على فور تسان؟ لماذا لا تحارب الكفار؟
The World Hum Megathread.
Have you ever heard the omnipresent humming you cannot explain? Guess what; it is a global phenomenon that is shared by hundreds of thousands of people across the globe.
It is a persistent and invasive low-frequency humming, rumbling, or droning noise not audible to all people.
Hums have been widely reported by national media in the UK and the United States and in many other countries.
RESOURCE LINKS
https://www.thehum.info
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpeKot2X_O8
Few quick facts
1) It is not tinnitus, the sound is omnipresent only in specific locations and can be shut down by using ear plugs.
2) Usually can be heard during nights, as a low-frequency humming coming outside of your home.
3) In 2017, scientists published a study in Geophysical Research Letters under the title "First Observation of the Earth’s Permanent Free Oscillations on Ocean Bottom Seismometers." The team led by Martha Deen, a geophysicist at the Paris Institute of Earth Physics, collected data in the Indian Ocean near Madagascar. The team cleaned the data of ocean currents, waves, glitches and other noise, obtaining the first-ever underwater recording of the hum. It peaked between 2.9 and 4.5 millihertz — narrowing in on results recorded in the 1990s, also similar to measurements taken from a land-based station in Algeria.
>>767754920
Might have better luck on /x/
The only thing people care about in this board is shitty porn threads
>>767755119
Already posted on x, but wanted to try some quick dudes here too
BUMP
>>767754920
>Have you ever heard the omnipresent humming you cannot explain?
Not that I can recall.
In your country faced an imminent invasion, war. Would you stay and fight or gtfo? Personally I'd book it right away. Ain't dying for some bickering old tarts.
I'd stay, and welcome our new overlords with open arms.
It could only be an improvement.
>>767753743
Stay and fight naturally, the only people who run are useless muslim cowards generally, see Syria.
>>767753913
Syria is kind of weird, though. The place has been a shithole for generations. Let's say you did stay and fight: what exactly is the prize for winning?
>>767753890
>>767753913
idiots like you two would be the one sent in the front line like some kind of human shields , idiots like you deserve to die like that . You have to idea what war is .
>inb4 yeah bcuz you know faggot hurr durr
yeah I know bitches because I read books and I'm not an uneducated fuck tard like you .
