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waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>Megumin claimed
>>686570849
Happy to help. Im sure that you dont need us to be any harder on you than you are on yourself.
>>686570264
Always on days off. Then midday hits and I all but pass out on the couch.
>>686571132
I was making one, but mobile sucks.
Rory-sama claimed
>>686571132
XD
>>686570849
Ugh I dont know how to deal with it its super rare that it happens. How are you doing btw is everything alright??
>>686570951
Hey megumin! How are you doing?
Overwatch rule 34
Wallpaper thread
ITT: post all kind of wallpaper, for pc or smartphone.
>>686564589
;)
10/10 thread
If you dont agree then you are a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smx cKsyRX-I
>>686560055
>Repost.
>Bait.
>>686560131
ur mom is bait
>>686560055
>>686560055
why do people hate megan fox so much they says she ugly but she obviously not, of course she isnt a amazing actor but u dont see other people talking shit about other female actresses that are shit and attractive.
why does she get shit on so badly?
>>686568183
girls are jealous
>>686568357
yupp. same reason they hate this beauty
>>686568183
cause them bitches be hating and she did go through a wierd plastic surgery phase but she looks better now. my gf thinks shes ugly just because she has toe thumbs like any man would let that stop them from fucking her on they mamas grave if they had the chance
>>686568183
she used to look better. If you think she isnt ugly in the after pic, that's your right as a virgin
she was fucking cringe worthy in transformers to anyone not being led around by their dick
>>686568615
why would anyone hate this angel?
ITT: Porn Webm Thred
I"ll dump
Good morning faggots! Just munching my morning cereal, bored and looking for some good to do, so:
Bubble thread! Will bubble your requests until I get bored.
Also, what's a good site to head for photoshop resources in terms of masked dicks/tits/cum, etc...?
Can u bubble this?
>>686567951
Can do
>>686567951
go wild son
>>686568430
thanks looks great :D
Are there any famous people on here right now?
I made Garrymon. That was pretty popular back in 2010.
maybe...that is all you are going to get from me
A Prince and leader of big huge army of terrorists that hates Jews and illuminatis.
Got someone I could forward my troops onto?
Nope
>>686566002
give us a hint
>>686565894
I just watched the Gayymon Intro, that shit was too funny
Hey guys, I'm Alexis and I just wanted to say you're all a bunch of lazy, ungrateful, spoiled children. As a fellow young person, I know that 60% of Americans think that millennials lack purpose. It’s hard to argue when millennials are still whining about student loans and Obamacare at age 26, which is probably why 57 percent of people under 30 agree that we lack purpose.
And, thanks to our perennial adolescence, helped along by parents, media, and government, millennials believe we’re smarter than we are, and certainly wait to involve ourselves in social
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Cool story bro
>reading
>bait
>>686562996
tits or gfto
>>686562996
A fellow young person? Bitch you look like a 40 year old who blast make up on their face and still goes to club in search of some some dick for your sloppy vagina.
There's plenty of work in this country. The problem is this generation don't want to get there precious hands dirty and earn there pay. They expect a free education and then a desk job paying 6 figures a year.
Guess what buddy there's plenty of high paying trade jobs out there but you gotta get away from Facebook and Xbox to do them.
That's the difference between this generation and the last. The last one didn't have a problem getting out there and working for there money and accomplishing something. Except those such as Bernie Sanders which did...
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My friends wife Cheryl thinks she's a model. I have nudes as well. What does /b/ think?
>>686563203
Not even fucking close. Bitch needs to lose 40lbs and get an eating disorder then we can talk
Average/10
>>686563538
Why does she look so smug in every picture?
I want to see more of her.
Celeb fap
UltraFaggot/Cringe thread
>>686560801
>>686561157
What the fuck is in all those mason jars?
trips for tits
Sure
Winner
Chek'em
I really want these for some reason so rerolling
Most beautiful women you can find, come here.
>>686563469
>>686563469
Oldfags, get in here.
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>>686564576
They're all dead.
How does apples know what bear is?
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How does it feel knowing I could crush you into the palm of my hand neckbeards?
Disregard the left arm. That's due to masturbation energy output differential , you little bitch.
I'm 6'5, 225-ish pounds.
I could literally turn you into a fucking stain on the sidewalk.
10/10 for actually using a photo of yourself though, you've got more balls than most people that post here.
>feelgoodman.exe
>>686562611
I guess I would just have to tickle your balls while slipping my cock in your ass.
I bet it does. Go cry yourself to sleep while the real men do business. Fag.
>>686562917
sounds like 225 of pure fat considering you didn't use a picture of yourself. Maybe if you fell on top of me you'd do that. Hey , prove me wrong. Otherwise I'd route you, biatch. Can't touch this.
>>686563255
Only if you promise to give me a reacharound. It's common courtesy after all.
Trips decides
>>686567609
Kill him
>>686567609
set him on fire
>>686567609
slit his throat
cut dick off
Put him beside the street for das oberbefehlshaber
Ask me anything
>no tits
What brand of shampoo do you use?
show your dick
> /b/
>no tits
pick one
>>686567265
/b/
>>686567206
don't have one
>>686567133
/r/nopoo
>>686567066
Can I see your feet sweety?
if you where going down into a dungeon with your party to kill a fierce, unknown beast, what would be some good items to take along with you?
>max 5 items
>>686550497
One Dwarven Artificier, because fuck your game balance.
FROG
FROG UNICYCLE
O
SHIT
WADDUP
>runes for invisibility spell cast on group allowing time to collect information/process strategies once foe reveals itself
>strength/defense buff splash potions?
>bag of runes for spell book changes to access broader range of useful magicks
>super splash health potion (group heal with 25% less effectivity as an ordinary super health potion used on an individual)
>resurrection phial
>>686551458
fag of the utmost caliber
>>686551458
waiting for what others might bring in this situation
Nicki hughes
Manchester, UK
Graduate of MMU
xnickix91 on kik
12 gets nudes
15 gets videos
21 gets dox
rollarooni
I am rolling for dubs
roll>>686559015
winner!
Raw hide
>>686559015
Video 1 of 6
http://liverpoolslags.tumblr.com/post/135336379009/dirty-slag-gets-every-hole-fucked-sorted
