>Be me 19
>Femanon
>Autistic and kinda pedobear
>Trying to reform due to family hating me
>need to go somewhere
>the bus is the only thing available
>I reach the bus stop after getting over anxiety
>sit down at bus away from everyone else because social retard
>other seats filling up
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I'm surprised that no one is commenting on this
U hot?
>>767380462
I'm guessing from how the boy reacted, no
>>767379935
Tits or gtfo, then I'll help you with your girl pedo problems if you actually exist.
>>767379935
Get some help and post tits anon. Even if this story is bait, I felt bad through the whole thing
Sexy white girl
>>767381213
>>767381595
>>767381972
>>767382278
Left or right Thread
Girl 1: Would be your sex, slave but you cannot brag about it.
Girl 2: Pretends to be your gf, but you cannot fuck her or see her naked.
Who would be who?
Right is my sex slave. Left is fake gf.
>>767378375
Why?
Right is sex slave, because i wanna fuck
Left is fake gf, because i`d rather being seen with her.
>>767378153
left sex slave, because inocent and fuckable
right pretends to be gf, because prettiest.
>>767378375
L is sex slave, because hotter
R is fake gf, because i don't mind seeing her naked.
>>767378465
I like rights face better. It’s a face I wouldn’t mind slobbering on my cock
What’s it like having your penis size?
I love it
>>767381233
Pretty gay underwear fag. Nice cock though
>>767381233
I like it. It's not big enough where I have to worry about hurting (most) girls, but big enough that girls say I'm bigger than their ex boyfriends and shit. It keeps me confident and I'm never insecure around other guys because of it.
>>767381233
I'm 8.5" x 6". I'm boastful, but I think having a big dick is just annoying. Takes quite a lot of work to get it in a girl if there isn't a loooot of foreplay. Impossible to hide when flaccid unless I tuck it deep. Blowjobs are more like it being treated as a lollipop. Anal fucking cripples girls that attempt it. Condoms feel like an absolute impossibility.
>>767382210
That's why I like being 7ish x 6ish. It's a little difficult but not impossible to do whatever the girl is up for.
Canada thread!!!
Kys
Sad, the government is an aristocratic Nightmare.
Our leaders are close to starting a civil war.
BC is getting bullied so hard that I think they may as well just leave the country as it's their only option now to stop the pipeline.
How dare people care about where they live when money is involved.
How dare people be attached to where they have loved for decades, or even centuries.
Toronto and the GTA is a fucking cesspool I'm getting the fuck as far north as I can go
We're getting Vanilla Coke and Raspberry Coke for the summer, which is nice.
>>767379413
902fag here.
>home town is gentrified with ontariofags and yuppies
>lack of doctors
>lack of education
>lack of jobs
Can we take our country back and invade the state's?
Hey /b, if you were black what sort of crimes would you commit?
jaywalking
>>767381559
Banging underage pussy
>>767381559
Rape some white girls
Pimpin. But I heard that it ain’t easy.
>>767381559
I'd do everything I could to get to college and get a great degree and prove society wrong by being a sassy empowered black man. I'd do anything.. even if it meant stealing and robbing rich white people for everything they got at fucking gun point so I can pay off my student fucking loans.
>be me
>40 yo femanon
>got a match on tinder
>mfw the notification shows up a guy that's 18 old
>he starts conversation with me
>talk for about an hour before we fix a date for both of us to see eachother
>next day
>we meet in burger king
>he order a big grand burger,medium size coke,crispy
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>be 40yo femanon on 4chan
>exist
choose one
Shitty story. Fake and gay.
>>767380996
This fucking faggot really loves pretending to be a 40 year old woman.
what kind of burger king/fast food lets you pay after you've eaten your food? It''s always before.
>>767381158
What? I got in here,in hopes to find someone to comfort me,but instead i got insulted for being shafted. But i guess i can't expect less from people that are the same age as that fuccboi that i met on tinder.
also
>fake and gay
>gay
A story doesnt have any gender you little fuck
More pics like this plz. Bonus for OC
She's got a rockin body but those feet are caveman tier, 1/10 would not bang.
>>767378846
Not my favorite feet but not the worst I’ve seen ha
>>767378792
Who would fuck a bitch who keeps such a dirty ass sink?
Pass.
Porn webm, also looking for similar content on pornsites
or like this
>>767380620
i like your style
>>767380620
>>767381299
instant boner
>>767381299
Nice
Also, checked
innies are a miracle of the universe
When white people talk about their contributions to society they always bring up white inventors. They like to say that the it would be a horrible world without them. Well I’d like to show a list of some of their other contributions to society.
Cherokee Trail of Tears
Japanese American Internment
Phillipine-American war
Jim Crow
The Genocide of Native Americans
The Trans-atlantic slave trade
The Middle Passage
The history of white American racism
Black Codes
Slave patrols
>>767382171
Klu Klax Klan
The war on drugs
Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo
How white racism grew out of slavery and genocide
How white people still benefit from slavery and genocide
White anti-racism
The southern strategy
The rape of enslaved black women
Madison Grant
the Indian wars
>>767382171
Yess...and now the bad ones.....?
>>767382171
human zoos
how the Jews became white
white flight
Red lining
Proposition 14
Homestead act
Tulsa Riots
Rosewood massacre
Tuskegee experiment
Lynching
Cool bait thread. Saged.
You only listed good things, by the way. Non-whites are inferior.
>>767382171
Hollywood stereotypes
Indian appropriation acts
Immigration act 1924
Sundown towns
Chinese exclusion act
Emmet Till
Vincent Chin
Islamaphobia
Indian boarding schools
King Phillip’s war
THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T GET REPLIED TO WINS
anyone who replies to this is required to give me a lifetime of succ
Anyone who replies to this is gay
>>767380956
Traps
Reply to this post and your mother will die in her sleep
Hunger Games Thread
24 souls.
Lain
Mind Flayer
FUCK OFF WITH THIS CANCER FUCKTARD SPAM
Megumi
>>767382513
>threads only get posted a few times a day at most, and never at the same time
>somehow is cancer
Unluckiest serial killer of all time?
Yes.
>>767380061
story
>>767380815
What
>>767380061
Nah he’s gonna walk they violated his privacy
>>767380061
who is he and why is he unlucky?
>state
>age
>last time you touched a boob
California
18
A couple months ago
Sc
26
About an hour and half ago
texas
22
4 years
Ohio
18
2 years ago
Got even uglier so I probably will die a virgin
>>767382506
18 uk last Wednesday
Even this ugly motherfucker can get a girlfriend. What's your excuse /b/?
self imposed exile
well i sorta deep fried my brain by eating LSD every weekend for a year. cant socialize ever since.
pic related: tis me
Well to my knowledge no girl as teleported into my room.
>>767383096
Weak, I ate tabs every day for two weeks and I'm not afflicted by any psychosomatic nonsense like that. Its your mind dork.
>>767383153
shut up fag
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>>767383851
Good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg
so this thread is shit. post chairs
Fb/IG Fap thread v5
>>767381918
Mmm
ex teacher she is like 1.50m with monster tits that usually hides it was hard to focus with those beasts bouncing while walking or writing and erasing
i plan to fakeapp her with a porn model with her bodytype anybody know one?
>>767381803
>>767381918
>>767382029
moar of this slut
Living a healthy adult life
>>767381961
What was she up to before?
Babking some guy?
Fat with kids.
>>767382169
with a mouthfull of cum?
All the pizza from back then was from the Kremlin.
Quit smoking weed today
Fuck that hippie shit
>hey anon you wanna alter your state of being so you're useless for 4 hours
No I actually don't, thanks
>>767380540
>hey anon you wanna alter your state of being so you're useless for 4 hours
Yeesh dude, I smoke weed and ride my bike. Shit is lit. You must be American or something.
>>767380783
Well the internet is America, so you're right there. One time I got drunk and rode my bike. Just some advice DON'T DO THAT. And not for the reasons you think (impaired judgement blah blah blah). Something about the combination of alcohol and aerobics do not mix, so you'll most likely end up running out of energy and puking right there on the street and then getting shooed off the lawn by your neighbors. Speaking from experience here.
>>767380920
Because being drunk off of cheap shitty beer is the same as being stoned from medicinal grade weed is the same as being high on meth is the same as being high from heroin is the same as being high from crack is the same as huffing paint thinner is the same as sucking dick for drug money.
>>767380540
>today
lol
Good luck though, fuck that hippie shit
>>767381197
I don't think I agree with anything you said anon, and I don't think science agrees with you either. Hey man, that's America though. Some peeps got different facts. Facts are interchangeable and based on feeling in this year of 2018.
pics you should share/ girls you want more of/ saved from /b/
>>767383638
Wow this fucking thread for 847297474th time today. How original
More?