One Piece Swimsuit Thread
>>767380838
>>767380864
>>767380880
It doesn't matter if it's flat or not. The Earth does not actually rotate.
>>767381442
If it's not flat, then it does rotate. 10/10 bait.
>>767381442
do you mean, rotate making an elliptic orbit around the sun? or you mean, rotate within an axis centered in the earth?
because the first is called a year and the other a day
>>767382463
It does neither. We have been misled.
>>767382601
citation needed
>Be me 19
>Femanon
>Autistic and kinda pedobear
>Trying to reform due to family hating me
>need to go somewhere
>the bus is the only thing available
>I reach the bus stop after getting over anxiety
>sit down at bus away from everyone else because social retard
>other seats filling up
>hear someone sit down next to me
>look up from my phone
>see a boy that looks like hes around 12-14
>hes on his phone
>feel like I need to be more social in order to be normal one day
>forget Im awkward as fuck around kids due to pedometer and past experiences
>think about what I can do to start a good first impression
>think about looking happy so he will be happy to talk to me or some autistic shit
>I widened my pitch black eye bagged eyes
>I put on a smile that feels bigger than my face
>I blurt out "H-hey there lil boy" before retardedly laughing
>He looks shocked still looking at phone
>He turns around to look and my pale sleep deprived face
>He gives me that facial expression that I recognised, the one that tells me Im being a retard
>probably thinks I'm on meth
>I notice he isnt going to say anything
>twitch my head to the side out of awkwardness
>he turns away back to his phone with visible shock in his face
>remember all my other experiences
>think that if I let a potential conversation slip away like that ill never be normal and will forever be a soically retarded pedobear
>lean over to him like I'm trying to kiss him
>now that I look back at it i was clearly getting too fucking close but my autistic brain thought that he wouldn't be able to hear me
>before I can say anything he quietly whispers to me while still looking at his phone
"Please stop"
>now being a girl with a huge sadistic rape fetish for cute little boys that are scared of me this turned me on especially because I was hearing it in person
>get trapped in fantasy world
>pedometer.exe
I'm surprised that no one is commenting on this
U hot?
>>767380462
I'm guessing from how the boy reacted, no
>>767379935
Tits or gtfo, then I'll help you with your girl pedo problems if you actually exist.
Sexy white girl
Left or right Thread
Girl 1: Would be your sex, slave but you cannot brag about it.
Girl 2: Pretends to be your gf, but you cannot fuck her or see her naked.
Who would be who?
Right is my sex slave. Left is fake gf.
>>767378375
Why?
Right is sex slave, because i wanna fuck
Left is fake gf, because i`d rather being seen with her.
>>767378153
left sex slave, because inocent and fuckable
right pretends to be gf, because prettiest.
>>767378375
L is sex slave, because hotter
R is fake gf, because i don't mind seeing her naked.
>>767378465
I like rights face better. It’s a face I wouldn’t mind slobbering on my cock
What’s it like having your penis size?
I love it
>>767381233
Pretty gay underwear fag. Nice cock though
>>767381233
I like it. It's not big enough where I have to worry about hurting (most) girls, but big enough that girls say I'm bigger than their ex boyfriends and shit. It keeps me confident and I'm never insecure around other guys because of it.
>>767381233
I'm 8.5" x 6". I'm boastful, but I think having a big dick is just annoying. Takes quite a lot of work to get it in a girl if there isn't a loooot of foreplay. Impossible to hide when flaccid unless I tuck it deep. Blowjobs are more like it being treated as a lollipop. Anal fucking cripples girls that attempt it. Condoms feel like an absolute impossibility.
Canada thread!!!
Kys
Sad, the government is an aristocratic Nightmare.
Our leaders are close to starting a civil war.
BC is getting bullied so hard that I think they may as well just leave the country as it's their only option now to stop the pipeline.
How dare people care about where they live when money is involved.
How dare people be attached to where they have loved for decades, or even centuries.
Toronto and the GTA is a fucking cesspool I'm getting the fuck as far north as I can go
We're getting Vanilla Coke and Raspberry Coke for the summer, which is nice.
Hey /b, if you were black what sort of crimes would you commit?
jaywalking
>>767381559
Banging underage pussy
>>767381559
Rape some white girls
Pimpin. But I heard that it ain’t easy.
>be me
>40 yo femanon
>got a match on tinder
>mfw the notification shows up a guy that's 18 old
>he starts conversation with me
>talk for about an hour before we fix a date for both of us to see eachother
>next day
>we meet in burger king
>he order a big grand burger,medium size coke,crispy bacon and a milk shake
>"I'll take a salad,thanks"
>we sit and start to eat
>he tryed to make a fun joke "Wow,this diet coke is nothing compared to the one i smoke,lol"
>kinda laugh a bit
>we straight up talk about different drugs for 15 minutes
>"Femanon,lets go to the bathroom,i have something to show,that cannot be seen in public."
>i follow him
>pull out some coke,he starts to work that shit,and than put it on his dick after unzipping pants
>"If you want it,you know whats comin next"
>snort the coke and than proceed to suck his veiny mascular dick
>cums on my nostrils
>feel like i've snorted more cum than cocaine
>"we better go back to eat or people might get suspicious"
>i agree and we headed back to the sits
>"Sorry femanon,i forgot something important back in the bathroom,i'll brb"
>Waiting for him
>doesn't come back in 20 minutes
>mfw i realized i got shafted by a brainless 18 yo,sucked his winier and got to pay for all he has eaten
>mfw realize that cocaine was actually his dryed cum after tasting some "rocks" that were inside my nose
>be 40yo femanon on 4chan
>exist
choose one
Shitty story. Fake and gay.
>>767380996
This fucking faggot really loves pretending to be a 40 year old woman.
what kind of burger king/fast food lets you pay after you've eaten your food? It''s always before.
More pics like this plz. Bonus for OC
She's got a rockin body but those feet are caveman tier, 1/10 would not bang.
>>767378846
Not my favorite feet but not the worst I’ve seen ha
>>767378792
Who would fuck a bitch who keeps such a dirty ass sink?
Pass.
Porn webm, also looking for similar content on pornsites
or like this
>>767380620
i like your style
>>767380620
>>767381299
instant boner
>>767381299
Nice
Also, checked
When white people talk about their contributions to society they always bring up white inventors. They like to say that the it would be a horrible world without them. Well I’d like to show a list of some of their other contributions to society.
Cherokee Trail of Tears
Japanese American Internment
Phillipine-American war
Jim Crow
The Genocide of Native Americans
The Trans-atlantic slave trade
The Middle Passage
The history of white American racism
Black Codes
Slave patrols
>>767382171
Klu Klax Klan
The war on drugs
Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo
How white racism grew out of slavery and genocide
How white people still benefit from slavery and genocide
White anti-racism
The southern strategy
The rape of enslaved black women
Madison Grant
the Indian wars
>>767382171
Yess...and now the bad ones.....?
>>767382171
human zoos
how the Jews became white
white flight
Red lining
Proposition 14
Homestead act
Tulsa Riots
Rosewood massacre
Tuskegee experiment
Lynching
Cool bait thread. Saged.
You only listed good things, by the way. Non-whites are inferior.
THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T GET REPLIED TO WINS
anyone who replies to this is required to give me a lifetime of succ
Anyone who replies to this is gay
>>767380956
Traps
Hunger Games Thread
24 souls.
Lain
Mind Flayer
FUCK OFF WITH THIS CANCER FUCKTARD SPAM
Megumi
Unluckiest serial killer of all time?
Yes.
>>767380061
story
>>767380815
What
>>767380061
Nah he’s gonna walk they violated his privacy
>state
>age
>last time you touched a boob
California
18
A couple months ago
Sc
26
About an hour and half ago
texas
22
4 years
Ohio
18
2 years ago
Got even uglier so I probably will die a virgin
Even this ugly motherfucker can get a girlfriend. What's your excuse /b/?
self imposed exile
well i sorta deep fried my brain by eating LSD every weekend for a year. cant socialize ever since.
pic related: tis me
Well to my knowledge no girl as teleported into my room.
>>767383096
Weak, I ate tabs every day for two weeks and I'm not afflicted by any psychosomatic nonsense like that. Its your mind dork.
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>>767383851
Good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZJ5C_Nwg
so this thread is shit. post chairs
Fb/IG Fap thread v5
>>767381918
Mmm
ex teacher she is like 1.50m with monster tits that usually hides it was hard to focus with those beasts bouncing while walking or writing and erasing
i plan to fakeapp her with a porn model with her bodytype anybody know one?
Living a healthy adult life
>>767381961
What was she up to before?
Babking some guy?
Fat with kids.
>>767382169
with a mouthfull of cum?
