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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Why do liberals hate AR-15s so much?
>>767947961
they're baby eaters with unlimted ar47 bannana clipzzz
>>767947961
They hate whatever their "teachers" tell them to.
>>767947961
Because they aren't AK-47s
Cause it looks scary, it's like racial profiling but for guns
>>767947961
first, they don't know what AR means
second, they don't know the difference between a magazine and a clip
third, their main goal is altering the constitution until it favors illegal aliens and non citizens.
Which one would you fuck?
6
>>767947461
stupid, fat filthy toothless, moral-less bitches from britain. No thank you, I'll pass, I prefer women, not horses.
>>767947461
no no no yes no no no maybe no
>>767947461
red skirt
She wants to see how many of you guys want to fuck her.i will tell her tomorrow.
>>767950211
show the benis first, then I'll answer
>>767950211
>Covering penis
Nice try, OP. Unfortunately, only you can be the faggot.
>>767950211
Those are some manly arms...
>>767950417
the hands too
>her
no that's a dude.
hungry hungry games bready bread
i need 24 devoted losers. first come first serve
the shit-bringer
>>767949732
Glaceon
>>767949732
This series is for teenage girls and feminized adult males.
>>767950651
you say something like this every thread, you might as well join us already
posts? You're bad at this.
>>767951045
....holy..a god does exist
>>767951045
lmao i know her
>>767951553
Post everything!
>>767951553
seriously, post everything.
Just share your secrets, this is a safe place .
My left egg in my ass
My husband wants to share me and I'm not really sure if I can do it ever again (only had a mfm threesome once)
>>767947944
I'm interested to hear more....
Did you enjoy that experience? Were you pressured into it or did it willingly?
im a massive sissy faggot
I posted a thread about this yesterday, but I am extremely attracted to my daughter
Newest celeb thread
If you got a /mu/fu, rev her up
She can play the guitar
first
>>767952086
>No Kardashian edition
>>767952417
too late
pics that should be shared again and again
>>767941648
holy shit bump
>>767941648
Gonna need moar
https://temporarily.exposed/image/c5e9bf06-03b
>be my dad
>nicest guy on the planet
>no enemies
>loved by everyone
>calm
>cool
>collected
>last Thursday
>runs a concrete crew for the city
>loved and revered by his predominantly hispanic counterparts
>tells me how worthless
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>>767946838
And your point is?
>>767946838
t. mayo
>>767946838
I thought this was gonna end tragically, glad it didn't lol Tell your dad to be careful though
>>767948222
Cinco de
>>767946838
Be afraid of the dump truck. Be very afraid.
When I was first playing GTA, I did a hit by ramming with a dump truck. One shot, one kill.
Made a Crusader themed character in DS3
Decided to make a video about it.
If any one likes that kinda stuff feel free to check it out and all that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBX o0THzT3g
>>767950452
Let me guess you're gonna go with 40/40 and a straight sword, fucking casual
Pretty sure /vg/ is where something like this should go. But I'm a huge ds fan so I'll check it out
>>767950536
Nah, lothric knight greatsword with blessed infusion, and heavy claymore with blessed buff for the themed character.
25 str 16 sex 50 faith
>>767950621
Alright, thanks for checking it anyway
>>767950675
You should try the Greatsword with lightning blade buff. It's what I use on my paladin build. I can get 5 swings in with it 2 handed for 5-600 dmg each
Fine MILF thread
>>767950920
that pussy looks mad
>>767950920
All white men are going to get knocked out
>>767951192
Hey pedo fags
Why don't you just date midgets, it's the same shit but legal
>>767945234
Not even
fyi they don't look like children
>>767945316
Why not?
>always short
>wiling to fuck
>feds don't bug you
>Don't age like normal kids
Seems perfect to me
>>767945433
Close enough
>>767945234
Next you're gonna say to go ahead and have sex with a black bitch because she looks like a human.
Name my band
3 girls 1 autist
My PC Romance
Buggered Hairlines
The Five Nights at Freddys Crew.
Jimmy and the feminist cult
Which one is better?
Why askin? Bepis
Bepis
I like to mix both, equal parts
pepsi no doubt
bepis
FB/IG
>>767950698
>>767950698
More
>>767950698
6th time today?
Why is trump such a loser?
Because you are and you project on to him
>>767949282
Go back to /pol/
>>767949282
Daddy issues.
>>767949282
>Why is trump such a loser?
>>767949282
It's what happens when a soft child is given everything and never told "no".
Well /b/, today officially marks the most embarrassing thing I’ve done.
>be me, living in apartment
>have the day off work
>haven’t jacked off in a good few days, so it’s building up
>get lotion, start browsing porn on phone
>some guys are trimming the trees in the apartments, it’s noisy as fuck
>pic related, it’s the tree they finished just outside my window
>grab
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>>767945460
this story has been immortalized
i have this saved to my computer
>>767945735
I’ve brought dishonor to my name. Even if the guy doesn’t know me I’m sure he’s told several people now. I’m considering moving
Wat do anons?
>>767946178
OP he's the faggot for watching
>>767945460
Does your bhole produce any bile or is it extra juicy? Sometimes I find this can make people uncomfortable and it manifests in other areas of their life. It's the same as any disorder, fix the bhole - fix the man. Best of luck op
Hi b
What was your senior prank?
I dont want this year to be lame
we released two pigs into the halls of the school.....painted "#1" on one, and "#3" on the other.
>>767942808
>>767942808
Put a mattress in the school pool. It took a crane to get it out.
We flew a plane into the World Trade Center. Classic!
Slashed 3 tires of a few hated teachers’ cars. Wouldnt call it a prank just did it for jokes
What are these red bumps on the side of my penis head? Should I be worried? I use Cialis when with a girl because of psychological ed. I recently also tried a peptide (not yet regulated as a drug, long way off) meant to boost libido and give long lasting erections and sex desire not just by increasing blood flow like Cialis. I was hard most of the night, although on and off. I also woke up with an erection the 3 times I've tried it. The erection wasn't painful but it slightly irritated my corona at times (where the rash/irritation is). Today after not having sex for
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Genital Herpes
Don't go to the GP, just go straight to your local GUM clinic.
They’re called pubes OP you dumb shit
That’s how pubes start.. they’re hair folacles.. you’re gonna get hair on your knob.. don’t worry we all have then
>>767946042
Your benis is too small for your body.. hence the stress causing the red lumps. The lumps are blood clots due to stress cause the smallness can’t handle your body mass. Go to a benis expert.
>>767946042
Those are caused by cool air flowing in through your window at night while you sleep. The warmth of your cock mixes with the cold air - the lumps are a way for you penis to keep warm. It is a type of defence mechanism. Try more blankets.
TIME FOR A LOLI/SHOTA THREAD NIGGERS
>OP only posts one picture
Okay?
>>767945931
sorry, late bump
t. OP
