Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
>>684344764
well I carry dubs
>>684344764
I drink orange juice after brushing teeth.
>>684344764
How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. WITHOUT MILK.
>>684345398
oh shit
Deutsch Thread
hier gehts weiter
wird tinderanon eine flachlegen?
werden wir titten kriegn?
jetzt schon?
SUCHE F AUS BERLIN!
BITTE BEI thenexx94 aus skype melden!
>>684348710
>wird tinderanon eine flachlegen?
vielleicht eine hjässliche
>werden wir titten kriegn?
vielleicht
>>684348935
hantz?
feels thread
>>684345558
Relevant
Post whatever you want
>>684347686
I haven't laughed this hard in forever
Holy shit
What is your fetish?
Do you act on your fetish with a partner (if applicable)?
Tell me about it.
I used to think that I didn't have a fetish. Vanilla sex was fine with me.
Nope! It's definitely rough sex (I'm sure that's common)
Current GF and I were pretty vanilla for about 18 months. Then (I'm not sure who started it), we go rough with each other.
She claws my back, I spank her, she twists my nipples, I slap her, choke her, throat fuck her.
Sex is sooooo much better now.
>>684347186
I have an obsession with hands, been that was since I was very young. I remember hands like faces also. If I saw a pic of some hands I could tell you whose they were, basically as if I were to see a pic of their face. Very particular about girl's hands, I've only ever been with one girl that had shitty hands. Hard to explain really but it's fucking weird. Sometimes when I'm fucking a girl and I look at their hands I'll get close to orgasm really fast
>>684347186
i have this super weird fetish, where I fuck a woman
>>684347887
diagnosed asd which might explain it
straight shota thread? comics are welcome too
Yes, pls!!!
dubs names my friends cactus: first dubs top left, second dubs top right, third dubs bottom. quads names all three
catcus
Cacti McCactusface
BOBO
Nigger
Drawthread; fuck you EHG edition
Hurr we go agin
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping, and urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
More refs can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
>>684347458
OH MY KEK THAT'S SO ACCURATE
>>684348081
np bae - also keked
>he listens
>beethoven pic
lost already
>>684347714
bae notice me ;v;>>684347272
reposting again the zone-tan+magi pic
>>684348439
Fuck two threads. I think this one's first though.
continuing from >>684339459
>>684347467
Psot them pulled aside then now
>>684348037
waifu claim thread
>claim waifu/husbando
>discuss
>minimum rp and erp
>bitch at me about not listing more rules
>most important: stay genki!
qott: song currently listening too/last listened too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA65oSK5mUM
shiro claimed
>>684345835
>>684348078
>>684348351
Shiki claimed
>>684348325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJILhqIJ0S4
Shiki Claimed!
ITT: Ugly girls you'd fuck
>>684347643
>>ugly
>>684347961
kekd hard
>I was living with my cousin in Thunder bay
>we had an indien roommate
>the indien always invited his sqwa gf to stay the night
>after a few weeks she was pretty much free loading
>she was an idiot
>anti social af
>doesn't even say hi
>one night I leave for a couple hours
>I get back the the apartment
>fuckingdoorislocked.gif
>I didn't have a key because he was there when I left and he said he was going to stay there and stay awake all night
>endlessly knock on the door for 25 minutes
>freezing outside, like -25 C
>scream his name out
>he pokes his head out the window
>ohitsyou.jpg
>he opens the door and let's me in
>I look at his face and it's all beaten up
>his gf beat him up
>she locked herself in the bathroom
>I break the door down
>I grab her by the hair, drag her across the floor and throw her down the stairs
Continue?
>mfw this thread
>>684345892
No thanks
>>684345892
Yeah duh
Lying faggot. In reality she beat your ass too and then pegged you in the shower while you cried.
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"hey look how unique i am"
~op
sage in all fields faggot
>>684347718
The person to decode this gets 1000USD via paypal
>>684347500
Steam codes?
>>684348411
omg I just tried one DARK SOULS 3 KEYS OMFG OMFG OFMGOMFGOMFGOFMGOFMG
Would you ever date a small boobed girl like my gf?
>>684340719
My current gf have a very tiny tits
>>684340719
those aren't even small. so yes i would
>>684340719
small boobs best boobs, B cup ideal - pert and balanced, no floppyness
Ok /b/, imagine you run a snuff movies business and she is the star. She knows that she will be killed in the movie and is ok with that. How will she fucked and how will she be killed?
>>684343200
too soon
>break into parents house
>glue hands to head
>hang her with piano wire
>remove piano wire
>let parents or friends find her
>find decapitated head and hands on head
>people will think she pulled her head
>>684343200
What the hell? I can't believe you would post something like this, OP. Have some respect, even on /b/.
>>684343268
Too late
Im done with normal porn, give me the weird shit.
I'm sure you can do it.
Enjoy!
I want to start another one of these
Share stories of experiences you have had with a clingy/overly attached girlfriend
>>684341531
too sleepy to write right now myself, gonna listen to you guys.
is your story pic related op?
Look at this punchable face > (954) 594-8500 Paul Guralchuk 2364 NW 3rd Ave Apt 102, Wilton Manors, FL 33305
>>684342095
Sadly no I wish
It's from another story that has to do with this
Straight, hardcore porn is filmed from the perspective of a cuckold.
Most of you have grown up fapping to the sight of a girl fucking another man and who never fucks you. You've been conditioning yourself to enjoy the sight of that.
>pic related
I only fap to pics of solo women
I actually prefer them clothed so my imagination can do all the work
hardcore porn just bores me
Cuckold implies some sort of emotional betrayal. What you have is actually more like voyeurism.
haha, jokes on you, I only fap to POV videos
I can only fap to porn when the girl is being fucked by a white guy
ylyl
you laugh you loose edition
>>684341574
Not sure if cringeworty
4chan you are shit you will never make me laugh again
Ask somebody who just overdosed on meds to kill himself anything.
I imagine I've got about an hour.
pic unrelated
Can you post your dick or any nudes or something? It's not like you're gonna care.
post your nasty nut sack
face + timestamp you lying fuck
>>684342650
I'm not posting my face because I don't want certain people to know until after the fact. I know some people who come here.
Send a pic of your taint to your mum
