Hi /b/,
>Pick a genre
>Write some shitty lyrics
I'll record the results and post them here right away: http://soundcloud.com/eltonpresley
Do you worst. OP delivers.
>>684346322
metal
Dear /b/
i fap to nigger trannies
go to hell
screw faggots
>>684346465
this that the thou thee thy thine thought that this think though they think thoroughly through thine thoughts that this thinks
>>684346632
check muh dubs check muh dubs check muh dubs check muh dubs check muh muh dubs
>>684346465
coming right up, please hold.
Is 16 too young for a 23?
>>684344320
yes
if she can read, she can breed.
>>684344320
depends if you live in the US then yes if you don't then no.
>>684344320
is the 16 year old a girl?
Ask a fully submissive gay bottom beta with no self esteem anything
why tho
>>684344873
Does your daddy love you?
>>684345152
Did... And not that way
Are you circumcised?
I had a gay sexual encounter at my gym Friday and am a bit confused after it. Will greentext shouldn't take too long.
>be 18 but look younger (no beard and not very tall)
>chilling in the gym's hot water pool after workout to relax
>usually come with friends to gym but none came today
>just sitting in the hot tub where if the bubbles are on you can't see anything below
>this guy comes in sits right next to me so now It's the 2 of us in there
>feel uncomfortable with this guy right next to me so move to the Turkish Bath (really hot room like a sauna)
>he comes in too after a while but sits farther away I just lie down and close my eyes
>after a while get bored and move back to the hot tub
>he follows me again at this point I'm weirded out thinking what's wrong with him
>sitting right next to me again
>thinking about just leaving when suddenly feel hand on my leg
>it has to be him no one else in there
>he moves his hand up my leg to my swimsuit
>pulls my cock out which was hard (was already hard before he came in)
>strokes it very lightly
>some old guy comes in the hot tub since the bubbles are on he can't see anything
>this guy goes out and into these weird massage showers that there are right next to the hot pool
>makes a gesture for me to follow
For reference I don't consider myself gay but I was curious, I have masturbated to gay porn before but almost never and would always prefer a girl over a guy. Have also sucked my cousin's dick but wasn't forced I encouraged it and he did me too. You can say I'm gay but prefer girls so maybe Bisexual?
>didn't feel too good when he was stroking me but perhaps because I wanted to know what he was going to do to me I followed him
>walk into this shower area which doesn't have doors so anyone could walk in at any time but this area didn't have many people at this time so we were safe
>he looked 30 maybe he was missing some hair and was my height
>not handsome but not ugly either his cock has huge though and fat
cont
Will post more if anyone is interested.
I just want to vent a bit, and hear what anyone might have to say but if no one cares I won't.
>>684347043
cont faggot.
>>684346873
Bump
bamp
What is /b drinking tonight?
>Pic related
>>684346224
>>684346224
being a fancy faggot tonight
Piss
>>684346224
also lots of saliva
Rekt thread
nigga wut.
>>684345690
nigga rekt.
>>684345690
spontaneous human combustion
>>684346600
farts contan methane and sulphur.
if you fart too quickly, gases eventually catch fire.
spontaneously.
Post KikSluts' ids, specify female, male, tranny, trap, etc. Will post wins for more ids
>>684342701
Female ids, that is. here's a taste of some wins
Cheer_For_Life_225
Depressed slut
Blondieebaddie
Birdsflewifell
Female slut
Fucking friendzoned.
God dammit I was chasing this one for a while too.
What do /b ?
>>684348121
Let her go
>>684348121
"You friendsoning me made you loose me, good bye.
>>684348489
Roll
>>684348533
WINRAR
Do you think he actually did it?
yes. many times
I would have if I was him.
>>684346257
did what?
sauce?
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
>>684344764
well I carry dubs
>>684344764
I drink orange juice after brushing teeth.
>>684344764
How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. WITHOUT MILK.
>>684345398
oh shit
Deutsch Thread
hier gehts weiter
wird tinderanon eine flachlegen?
werden wir titten kriegn?
jetzt schon?
SUCHE F AUS BERLIN!
BITTE BEI thenexx94 aus skype melden!
>>684348710
>wird tinderanon eine flachlegen?
vielleicht eine hjässliche
>werden wir titten kriegn?
vielleicht
>>684348935
hantz?
feels thread
>>684345558
Relevant
Post whatever you want
>>684347686
I haven't laughed this hard in forever
Holy shit
What is your fetish?
Do you act on your fetish with a partner (if applicable)?
Tell me about it.
I used to think that I didn't have a fetish. Vanilla sex was fine with me.
Nope! It's definitely rough sex (I'm sure that's common)
Current GF and I were pretty vanilla for about 18 months. Then (I'm not sure who started it), we go rough with each other.
She claws my back, I spank her, she twists my nipples, I slap her, choke her, throat fuck her.
Sex is sooooo much better now.
>>684347186
I have an obsession with hands, been that was since I was very young. I remember hands like faces also. If I saw a pic of some hands I could tell you whose they were, basically as if I were to see a pic of their face. Very particular about girl's hands, I've only ever been with one girl that had shitty hands. Hard to explain really but it's fucking weird. Sometimes when I'm fucking a girl and I look at their hands I'll get close to orgasm really fast
>>684347186
i have this super weird fetish, where I fuck a woman
>>684347887
diagnosed asd which might explain it
straight shota thread? comics are welcome too
Yes, pls!!!
dubs names my friends cactus: first dubs top left, second dubs top right, third dubs bottom. quads names all three
catcus
Cacti McCactusface
BOBO
Nigger
Drawthread; fuck you EHG edition
Hurr we go agin
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping, and urinating in her sleep, and getting her body wet.
More refs can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
>>684347458
OH MY KEK THAT'S SO ACCURATE
>>684348081
np bae - also keked
>he listens
>beethoven pic
lost already
>>684347714
bae notice me ;v;>>684347272
reposting again the zone-tan+magi pic
>>684348439
Fuck two threads. I think this one's first though.
continuing from >>684339459
>>684347467
Psot them pulled aside then now
>>684348037
waifu claim thread
>claim waifu/husbando
>discuss
>minimum rp and erp
>bitch at me about not listing more rules
>most important: stay genki!
qott: song currently listening too/last listened too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA65oSK5mUM
shiro claimed
>>684345835
>>684348078
>>684348351
Shiki claimed
>>684348325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJILhqIJ0S4
Shiki Claimed!
ITT: Ugly girls you'd fuck
>>684347643
>>ugly
>>684347961
kekd hard
