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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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"hey look how unique i am"
~op
sage in all fields faggot
>>684347718
The person to decode this gets 1000USD via paypal
>>684347500
Steam codes?
>>684348411
omg I just tried one DARK SOULS 3 KEYS OMFG OMFG OFMGOMFGOMFGOFMGOFMG
>>684347834
Im a underpaid caregiver, can I have 1k?
Would you ever date a small boobed girl like my gf?
>>684340719
My current gf have a very tiny tits
>>684340719
those aren't even small. so yes i would
>>684340719
small boobs best boobs, B cup ideal - pert and balanced, no floppyness
if face is ok that's usually a 10/10 for me.
bonus points if you actually like her :^)
Ok /b/, imagine you run a snuff movies business and she is the star. She knows that she will be killed in the movie and is ok with that. How will she fucked and how will she be killed?
>>684343200
too soon
>break into parents house
>glue hands to head
>hang her with piano wire
>remove piano wire
>let parents or friends find her
>find decapitated head and hands on head
>people will think she pulled her head
>>684343200
What the hell? I can't believe you would post something like this, OP. Have some respect, even on /b/.
>>684343268
Too late
Fuck off OP, have some decency.
Im done with normal porn, give me the weird shit.
I'm sure you can do it.
>>684343549
Enjoy!
>>684343782
im wet already
I want to start another one of these
Share stories of experiences you have had with a clingy/overly attached girlfriend
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>>684341531
too sleepy to write right now myself, gonna listen to you guys.
is your story pic related op?
Look at this punchable face > (954) 594-8500 Paul Guralchuk 2364 NW 3rd Ave Apt 102, Wilton Manors, FL 33305
>>684342095
Sadly no I wish
It's from another story that has to do with this
>>684342270
Aww, too bad.
I really like this type of girls myself, would have made the story more interesting. (at least for me lol )
Straight, hardcore porn is filmed from the perspective of a cuckold.
Most of you have grown up fapping to the sight of a girl fucking another man and who never fucks you. You've been conditioning yourself to enjoy the sight of that.
>pic related
I only fap to pics of solo women
I actually prefer them clothed so my imagination can do all the work
hardcore porn just bores me
Cuckold implies some sort of emotional betrayal. What you have is actually more like voyeurism.
haha, jokes on you, I only fap to POV videos
I can only fap to porn when the girl is being fucked by a white guy
are you telling me ive got cucked my whole life
ylyl
you laugh you loose edition
>>684341574
Not sure if cringeworty
4chan you are shit you will never make me laugh again
>>684341574
you all lost
Ask somebody who just overdosed on meds to kill himself anything.
I imagine I've got about an hour.
pic unrelated
Can you post your dick or any nudes or something? It's not like you're gonna care.
post your nasty nut sack
face + timestamp you lying fuck
>>684342650
I'm not posting my face because I don't want certain people to know until after the fact. I know some people who come here.
Send a pic of your taint to your mum
What did you take? Also OD is pleb way to kill yourself
Just found out the girl I've been crushing on for almost 3 years now might have a lowkey fetish for niggers. I heard in passing from a mutual friend that she's constantly getting hit on by black dudes whenever she dresses up or goes out, and it's often enough that she thinks she might actually throw one of them a bone sometime soon. Normally I wouldn't be too concerned because she's usually really prude and the college we go to doesn't have many black guys at all, but my friend said she sounded legitimately interested in the idea, and she might
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Bumping
>>684342816
So you go to college with her meaning you have more chances to hit on her then random niggers on the weekends
This is what happends if you like a girl and don't chase after her, someone else eventually will.
Learn from this.
>>684342816
more pictures?
>>684343469
Oh I tried, and she shot me down (nicely), but that's not what gets to me. She tends to reject everyone and does her own thing, which is part of the allure to me, honestly. What pisses me off is that she's finally considering sleeping around, and (potentially) chooses some random thug from the ghetto who reminds her that her ass looks good in leggings instead of me or anyone who actually likes her. I never pegged her as a girl who'd only date white guys, but the fact that she's even thinking...
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If /b/ can count to 5 I'll dump her nudes.
>Inb4 OP faggot
Fuck you neckbeard
>>684345067
Pic related
2
1 2 3 4 5
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Not even hot
Dubs picks my new wifi SSID
"Checkem"
"imahfaggot
nuck figgers
The JFK experience
try harder cunts
Celeb thread continued.
>>684343510
>>684343823
Nice breasts.
>>684343937
I have seen this like five times now. I want to punch her.
"Jimmy," she said with a shuddering breath, "I can’t wait anymore! Make love to me! Blast your rocket into me now!"
He gently pulled her shirt over her head. She moaned as his hands went around to her back, unclasping her silky red bra. The garments fell to the floor, and her budding globes were revealed to his eager gaze. His hands cupped them, kneading them with his palms. He licked her right nipple. The little nubbin swelled. His attention went to her other breast. Her hands rested on the back of his head, pushing him into her preteen bosom....
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smokin these
you probably smoke shit
>polish cigarettes
>definitely not fake
Ahhh, reminds me of those candy cigarettes
>>684339011
Smoke a joint you cancer loving cunt. ps Marlboro reds are the best.
>>684339568
you dont smoke?
>>684339361
but yo mothers pussy wasn't fake
sup /b/
im 18, its my senior ball tonight, and im sitting alone drinking in my room
ask me anything
also feels thread
what is life now that you're a senior graduate, knowing that there's hardly a future for anyone
>>684344379
skipped my 'senior ball' (in UK) to play CSS, who gives a shit? just enjoy the drink
>>684344559
life is meaningless i dont care about the future i just want to be happy
>>684344379
>go to your ball drunk
>strip off completely naked
>shit all over the dj or band or whatever is playing the music
>grab microphone
>scream "I AM A GOLDEN GOD" into microphone
>wait for music to cut off
>run around screaming until you get tackled by the chads
now you have...
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>>684344379
>senior ball
it's all downhill from here mate. if you wanted to die before, you're really not gonna like what's coming up next.
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Thread 404'd but we march on.
6 decides.
>>684344360
just say no more talking unless she sends nudess
>>684344485
that only works if the chick hes talking to wants to talk
its clear she doesnt
>inb4 v&
Do you want me to be inside you little slut mhm let me see them tits
My sister's pussy is soaking wet thinking of you joining in with us.
Does red rooms really exists? prove it
There's not even a shred of evidence showing they exist. It's internet folklore.
>>684345610
They do exist actually
Ive seen them on the dark Web and there used to be a hidden section in icefilms that had redrooms
>>684345813
I've heard a hundred people say the same thing.
Yet there's zero proof. No links, no videos, no pics, no nothing.
what is 'red rooms'?
I don't know does they?
Requesting dat boi rule 34
Plz, I'm desperate
Bumping just to see if it exists
>>684343039
If it exists I want it for my rares folder
Oh shit waddup
Bump
Cringe thread? Posting some OC.
>>684345002
>>684345056
>>684345145
>>684345210
Holy shit this is gold thank you father amen happy valtine
how can people honestly think that summerfags arent real. just look around you, this board is filled with them.
>>684343868
where do we go from here?
>>684343868
summerfag here, someone teach me?
8ch is our only hope
@684343868
fag
Does browsing the interwebs on 9gag and facebook while continuously commenting: "Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans YASSS LOL" make me what you people call a summerfag?
My mother fell asleep by my side. Trips or 69 decides what I do to her.
murder suicide
Touch her penis.
Climb into her vagina
>>684344629
Re roll
