You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you are not serving this country.
>11bravo infantry grunter
I could eleminate all your with my tactical precision infantry expertise.
because people like you are in the Military.
>>684136309
Fat sack of shit, u been in what ...less than 6 months and you somehow made it thru osut. Idiots like you give the rest of us a bad name you fucking cunt. Enjoy failing weight and tape next time you do your apft. And 19d here you faggot. Fuck you
Because DD214. Also, fellow BangBang!
>pic unrelated
Are you upset that they're letting females into combat roles? No more brojobs and etherbunnies?
I want to tie my girlfriend up to a chair with a vibrator on her clit. The only problem is I know nothing about BDSM. I have some rope and want to practice. Does anybody have how to pictures or anything?
>>684133718
>>>/google/
>>684133718
/hc/ sometimes has "instructionals" threads
check the archive
>>684134232
>not wanting to chat with bros.
>not wanting to hear stories and experiences
Remind me again what year this is.
>>684134249
Will do, thanks!
>>684134464
>>>/d/bdsm
the year of harstem
Dubs decide my new dark souls name
>>684136679
doyouevenliftbra
>>684136679
Fuckleberry
>>684136778
Reroll
>>684136778
Let's try one more 'gain
Girl i found on pictureswap. She is a goddes. Anyone knows her / have moar ?
>>684133543
stop shilling faggot.
please MOAR
>>684133543
was that the only pic posted ?
>>684133543
this girl ?
If you were having a threesome, which two would you choose?
>>684134466
Bleh. White hat and blue top?
>>684134834
Another of 4
>>684134466
one on the left and cowgirl
not really a fair assessment bc sunglasses can hide an ugly face easily but left has the most banging body
So, tell me again why I should care so much about getting a wife or gf. Seems to me like a woman can't really do shit for a man.
Sex
>>684136089
Past a certain age it gives you a status boost, and giving her a nice good fucking can certainly boost your ego. But the downsides are real as hell i agree, especially if you wind up with a bitch.
>>684136252
Other than sex (which depreciates over time), what benefit does a man really get out of keeping a woman entertained/being in a relationship?
>>684136316
>if you wind up with a bitch.
This seems to be a growing trend among relationships.
>walk into GameStop
>see this
>wat do
Turn 360 degrees and RUN
>>684135082
"360", get it? Like Xbox 360 xD XD xd
>>684134974
Id give her a towel and feed her a sandwich before getting shot in the head by my secretly gay ex-marine neighbor while staring deeply into my family photo and reflecting on how I loved every stupid moment of my life
Need more info. What was I going to GameStop for in the first place? Is anyone with me?
Any Brits know this knobhead. Swear to god, he is the biggest meme known to grime. Every Year 10 will listen to him like their hard but they ain't. These niggers think Stormzy and Jme are the shit and totally blank real niggers like Skepta and Chip. JME IS A FUCKING DISGRACE TO GRIME. He raps in schools for kids. He is not rated, fam.
If you got this far, drink some tea because i'm british and stuff.....
SHUT UP.
>>684133011
you're just mad because you're just a backup dancer
>shut up
>>684133011
Devilman
>>684133621
AWWW HELL NAH NIGGA
I made a thread earlier about muh kitteh catching a mouse, but the mouse made a daring escape.
Well, my muh cat caught another one (or the same one)
What should I do to this fucker? He shall die. Shall he die for science? NASA mouse?
two mice in one day.... I'm really perplexed here
>>684134220
forget that. hang yourself on cam
this is the one that was caught this morning
the new one is in the same container
Give the mouse a forceful entry into your rectum.
Hey /b/.
I'm going to fap to a synchronized hentai with a friend over the internet to bond.
Do you recommend any hentai for such bonding?
Get in here faggots.
Who are your favorites? In order?
Mine are :
>WidowMaker
>Mercy
>Tracer
>Mei
>inb4 that one faggot that plays bastion
How do I get into the pants of a girl who has recently had her heart broken and only thinks about her faggot ex all day?
bamp
Bump
Cut his face off and wear it duh
Date her ex until he dumps you too, then you'll have something in common to cry about
Willing to trade for Resident Evil HD Remasted or Witcher 2...or trips. Post Steam ID guys.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198279804974/
>>684131574
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198300614501/
>>684132404
rolin
>>684132404
rull
Milfs You Know Thread
>>684133018
more of her
My aunt.. jerking off to her 4 years
Thick thighs thread
nothing to contribute, but this thread is relevant to my interests.
maybe this?
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
Why you dont date a mexican gurl?
Pic related
Because my Argentine girlfriend is hotter, and smarter.
I'd date one to be honest
because I dont want to accidentally have 5 kids and 6 stab wounds
>>684132584
The last and only mexican I dated had herpes.
True story
Ass thread
![Donald_Trump_August_19,_2015_(cropped)[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/943/1456943132861.jpg "Donald Trump August 19, 2015 (cropped)[1]")
Did anyone screencap today sad story with the guy and the french girl? I wanna bawwww some more.
age
Sleep tight egger
sleep tight egger
Fuck. I accidentally ate chocolate today that had alcohol in it..
>>684134367
...and?
>>684134509
Im muslim
>>684134367
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking Straight Edge faggot, no one gives a shit. I forgot how much I hated cock fucks like you when I was a teen. You know what happened to the straight edge kids my age? They grew the fuck up. At least be Christian or some shit that way your retardation will be more easily accepted.
>>684134654
It was an accident as you said. Are accidents sins?
