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Milfs You Know Thread
>>684133018
more of her
My aunt.. jerking off to her 4 years
>>684133781
i can see why. any more of her?
Thick thighs thread
nothing to contribute, but this thread is relevant to my interests.
maybe this?
>>684134940
I'm wet
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
Why you dont date a mexican gurl?
Pic related
Because my Argentine girlfriend is hotter, and smarter.
I'd date one to be honest
because I dont want to accidentally have 5 kids and 6 stab wounds
>>684132584
The last and only mexican I dated had herpes.
True story
Because I can't get one
Ass thread
![Donald_Trump_August_19,_2015_(cropped)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OJpL81M.jpg "Donald_Trump_August_19,_2015_(cropped)[1].jpg")
>>684133839
gtfo
Did anyone screencap today sad story with the guy and the french girl? I wanna bawwww some more.
age
Idk
Sleep tight egger
sleep tight egger
>>684132409
That's half of it, it had 11 parts. You got the other?
Fuck. I accidentally ate chocolate today that had alcohol in it..
>>684134367
...and?
>>684134509
Im muslim
>>684134367
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking Straight Edge faggot, no one gives a shit. I forgot how much I hated cock fucks like you when I was a teen. You know what happened to the straight edge kids my age? They grew the fuck up. At least be Christian or some shit that way your retardation will be more easily accepted.
>>684134654
It was an accident as you said. Are accidents sins?
>>684134654
....and?
got into this girls old bfs iCloud, such a cuck loser with some of the texts anyone interested in them? will post nudes as well
Hell yeah haha bring em on
no thanks. have a nice day
Lurking... Interested
SURE
>>684134366
Guess your not into woman
i constantly ask myself, what is stopping me from having legal sex with all those beautiful gorgeous women on this planet?
why am i still clued to the fucking screen every day all day.
>>684133261
crippling depression
>>684133261
Your looks, obviously.
Nowhere to meet people.
All the girls around here are fat anyway.
These are the excuses I give myself.
>>684133639
/thread
>>684133261
Can't find em in real life anon? Use the screen you're glued to all day in your favour to get to know them
Hey guys
Will be having sex for the first time next week
how do i act like a pro/even know wtf i'm doing?
not wizard but close to it at this point. embarassing but fuck it right? finally down to get rid of all that shame on passing on girls when I was younger and so completely awkward/cringeworthy/couldn't recognize women's signals they were constantly giving me.....
any advice is welcome. THANKSSS
will be bumping with Ass
if your a guy, practice with a condom, lick her pussy at the top where the clit is. than put on condom do your thing first times will suck.
>>684134408
How long do you usually eat puss before you start fucking
![1463159995426[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Vy4IXwe.png "1463159995426[1].png")
In Belgium the whites are fully integrated...multiculturalism works.
>Constantin
>that pic near the bottom
It would take me like 5 seconds to dox you
Hi, Constantin
HELLOOOO, BEAUTIFUL
>>684134256
here is the original OP. some jerks trying to get me doxxed by posting this screenshot.
OP on suicide watch
whats her name /b/
>>684132866
Boxxy, also checked
Bruna
Irene.
Sarah. She left me about 2 weeks ago. I'm still having emotional breakdowns sometimes, when i think about her...
>>684133091
Kek that name.
my "Indian / Pakistani chicks" folder is empty, help me fill it out
You'll have an explosive folder
>>684132700
LOL.
Why not just delete system32 yourself anon, and save yourself the heart break or a beautiful woman blowing it up for you?
>>684132700
i laughed
bump
>>684132700
This has made my day. Well done sir
I took my iPad to a repair shop close to my home, they guys at the repair shop fucked up the screen replacement and wanted to make me pay even more for the repair that was quoted for 60 dollars just for the screen. It´s been almost 3 months and they keep on telling me that they were waiting for a specific part to arrive from china, and now they have it but the will fix (what they damaged by themselves in the first place) with no warranty and at my own risk.
b/ what should I do
pic related
do it your fucking self and stop paying wetbacks hundreds to attatch a few ribbon cables
actually just throw it out and kill yourself for not knowing how to operate a fucking screwdriver
>>684133028
Stop being an apple fag boy and never buy from them again.
>>684133186
This too
>>684133028
but getting fucked in the ass is your thing.
>>684133186
Yes i know i fucked up, actually the owner is a Chinese motherfucker that I cant even understand most of the time.
But what should I do? Can I call the cops or something ? file a complaint with the pd?
ITT: moments of fame and notoriety experienced by /b/-dwelling anons
No real names necessary, and doesn'r really have to be /b/-related
https://youtu.be/KDaM8jIOwBs
I was the one holding the camera during this debacle.
I was an extra on a tv show. The hbo series treme
I own small record label and my music is regularly played at local party events.
I mean, it's nothing big, but damn...it really makes me happy when people enjoy my works.
I knew a horrible crime was going to be committed before it was. (A friend was going to do it, and told me before he did it)
Then it happened, and I never said a word about it.
I knew who did it, and the police were everywhere canvassing, searching, interviewing. They came to my door and I said I didn't know a thing, they left a card and left.
They arrested someone else. Some guy with mental issues. Saw friend after this, at a bar and he was shooting pool. He just shot me a smile and wink, and we never talked about it.
My friend is a sociopath. And I am an enabler.
I was the only one in my year who graduated cum laude.
fuck you Mr. Scheering for telling me I'd fail, you fat old cunt.
Okay /b/.
What are you gonna do before you die that you can look back on as you lay in your hospital bed and think "Yeah that was cool and I'm glad I did that shit."?
pic related: gonna to get some land in the country and a giant barn and fill it with fixed cats that were gonna be killed by local shelters.
breath helium and join jesus
>>684132461
gonna find and burn a barn full of cats
>>684132635
Lol.. lolol.
>>684132635
plz no
>>684132461
Masturbate a lot.
FB fap thread.
>>684134252
>>684134252
Is it the mother or the child? After all this is / b / ...
How does it feel to be literally subhuman compared to north-european folk?
>>684132563
i'm north european.
Haista paska ja painu vittuun
It really feels good, I'm swedish myself.
>>684132787
haluutko puukosta
enjoy your winters
hey guys, german here
What do you think this does?
Creates dubs.
>>684133147
here it fucking goes
Probably blows up my lab or a tory.
>>684133323
god damn it deedee, you so stupid.. u cant even do quints right
>>684133323
So close yet so far, button-anon.
Kahoot raid. Do it, /b/ros. It's a private school with 7th graders, but I'm a TA. Scar these faggots.
>>684133203
im in
in da game
>>684133203
im horse pussy
>>684133203
post pics of the names
>>684134205
Gotta stay covert. I'm literally right next to her. I'm acting like I don't know what it is.
