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if u dont reply to this your mom will die in her sleep 2nite
>>693698940
goddammit op
>>693698940
stop
Fuck you.
>>693698940
That guy is so chill
>>693698940
DSumb nigger
New Loli Bread
>>693687755
Old Thread
any lurkers? I might just stop
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>693695022
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dFlnHDZNdo
Claimed
>>693715442
Hey Madoka, how are you?
>>693715509
Glad that work is done, I'll tell you that
Got to an hour wait. Fuck that
>>693715842
What type of rice cooker do you have?
>>693715923
So he is a fucking dumbass?
Claimed.
Trying again for quads.
Pics you promised not to share
>>693703612
Hey it's not pics we wish you hadn't shared
>>693703612
I like fat milfs, but holy shit, I can't do ancient butterfaces. that woman didn't start out pretty
>>693703453
>>693703145
>>693703708
Wow
Moar
God teir cartoons
>>693698558
Where's Perry?
>>693698558
>the safety on bic lighters is because beavis and buttheads got blamed for some white trash kid burning down his families trailer
>>693699552
bic lighters safe?
they are legit the easiest thing to shoplift
I loved that one idk how was it called nick kattedon idk some detective cartoon
Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take
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Why hello
>>693710812
First for jealousy.
*Third!*
>>693711085
>>693711067
>first
>>693710812
What's up Reimu-chan? How was your week so far?
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE
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>>693710912
Full frontal plz with face
>>693710912
Face and full frontal
>>693710912
ff with face
>>693710912
Fully naked with face
>>693711273
winner winner
If you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight
this is now a cringe thread
>>693692917
Anus
Aids
>>693692917
this
I recently developed this really erotic fantasy about my gf going to a party and cheating on me, but accidentally butt dialing me so I hear the whole thing.
One time during sex I mentioned it and she got really aroused and said that would be so sexy. We never said anything more about it.
Fast forward to last weekend, she is out and I get a call from her. You can guess what happens next. I sit there in horror and listen to this guy fucking my gfs brains out, ending with her begging him to cum inside her.
She thinks I dont have a right to be mad because
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Stinky bait bro
>How do I proceed?
Remove yourself from the gene pool for letting such thoughts enter your head to begin with.
>>693683616
Yes, yes you did. That's exactly what's happened
Id like to hear other stories of guys in similar situations
>>693683616
She didn't tell you ahead of time before she some random made sweet love to her butt. Therefore, she cheated on you.
CUCK THREAD: post girls you know, other anons degrade them/describe how they'd fuck them/etc
i'll do some replies
this chick in my school
>>693708344
I would kiss her up and down her pretty tummy, ease off her bra and gently glide my fingers over her breasts, caressing her entire body and being before i remove her panties and slip my dick up her wet pussy and fuck her like a rabid jackhammer
>>693708344
I'd straddle her and rip her bikini bottom off right there. By the time she woke up I'd be pounding her pussy hard while choking her with both hands, allowing the minimum amount of air through to keep her conscious. I'd blow a load deep in her pussy and she'd clean off my dick with her mouth. A bunch of people would be watching by then, I'd make her show off everything and masturbate for them but they couldn't touch her.
What would you do to one/both of them?
Cute, adorable girls
>>693712235
please stop it looks like a rabbit on lsd
ITT make the most offensive hashtags that you can come up with
>Trips decides the next hash tag we will spread on Twitter
#PEDOLIVESMATTER
#PoopForFeminism #StopIncontinenceShaming #DependOnNobody
#PedoLivesMatter
>>693713373
>#DependOnNobody
THAT'S WEAK SHIT YOU CUCKOLD BETA ORBITER
WE NEED STRONG SHIT
>>693713373
#DependOnNobody HOLY SHIT SO OFFENSIVE
WHAT
WE CAN'T DO THAT?!?!
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On my newer compy
this is the pic i got saved
Hunter S. Thompson is grossly overrated.
what should I do?
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg
>>693698297
>tfw 6'1"
To be honest I still feel small
>>693698621
Fucking manlet
I'm 6'4'', but nothing can fix ugly and unlikable.
Come on guys you can do better than this
Nigger hate thread.
feels appropriate due to recent events.
>cant even host a peaceful protest without shooting people
>wonders why they cant be equal
>>693687529
bump
>>693687529
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>693687733
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>693687733
always innocent on camera
>>693687815
HE DINDU NUFFIN
YLYL
>>693706715
Just look how smart he is
>>693706715
What's really funny, though, is that his parents most likely love him more than yours do you. What a riot, huh?
>>693706715
>>693707401
This.
He is happier than most of us will ever be.
MILF Continued
S/fur I want to boop her nose edition.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Reposting my OC roll for fap thread
This post # is my roll
First
let the gayness overcome me
roll
>>693684470
roll
roll
ITT: we describe video games vaguely and other anons try to guess what they are
I'll start
>be special forces operative
>mutants
>fuck fuck fuck
>deeper
>aliens
>>693705204
Area 51?
Bumping with tits
>>693705582
Well fuck you
>>693705582
That arcade game is a fucking classic.
>>693705702
Git gud
