Alright \b/ you're on death row and your numbers up. What's your last meal?
>Pork loin roast/pan gravy
>loaded mashed potatoes
>buttered corn
>white rice
>1/2 gallon whole milk
>warm pecan pie
>vanilla ice cream
Pussy
>>677428919
My eyes
a child
The Top 24 rated slices of pizza in the states, and a two liter of Dr Pepper. Preferably while watching a compilation of my favorite comedians.
Habbo raid faggots
>Dress like this nigger
>Join Welcome Lounge
shits getting lit
Bump, ile be there in a sec look for someone with a name referencing niggers
>>677427879
not gonna work, /b is only for fucking trap lovers and other retards nowadays
>>677427879
Aids Skrillex is back
Why are there so many fucking faggots on /b/?
It is revolting. It seems like 40% of people here are gay, which is higher than the general population. This includes people who like those abominations called traps.
Why does /b/ attract faggots?
Liking traps isn't gay. If it was almost all of us would be fags right guys???
>>677429742
Dunno
>>677429742
Who cares? Homosexuals don't do anyone any harm, you insecure teenage loser. It's not their fault your parents didn't bother to raise you to be a decent human being. At least fags don't spit out useless child after useless child. Shouldn't your problem be with all the pedophiles?
>>677429847
Traps have dicks and are genetically men. If you are also a man and you like that shit, you are a homosexual. There's no such thing as a feminine penis, just big dicks, average dicks and chodes (like yours). Your friends and family would abandon you if they knew what you were into. Nobody loves you. Fucking faggot.
dubs decide what kind of fetish we try out with my gf
>>677429910
Missionary possition with the only purpose of procreate
diarrhea straight from the source into mouth
Snuff + Necrophilia
>>677429910
Get her pregnant
Ask a citizen of sealand anything.
Xplain plz my google is broken
do you smoke weed
Are you a nigger?
>>677430724
It's an island not far from England, it is a kingdom and has had a war in the 50 years of its existence.
Ask a Security Officer anything.
>>677430315
Why do you suck at your job?
>>677430400
What makes you think I suck at it?
>>677430315
Have you ever successfully prevented a crime?
fav thing to order from Dunkins?
time for bikinis i love bikinis
>>677430121
Time for dubs. I love dubs. :^)
Alright faggots.
**ASK A PLUMBER ANYTHING**
If you ask the right question you may get some very interesting greentexts.
If you ask a new question you will get new greentexts.
Also general plumbing advice.
If you appreciated the advice you were given, reward me with tits.
I like tits.
>>677428336
How many wives have you fucked ?
>>677428466
Sadly none. Came close. Once.
>Working for some mob with a gps tracker on the car. Last job of the day.
>Rock up at house, lonely looking milf.
>Body 8/10
>Face 4/10 but whaver, have not had sex in 2 weeks.
>Get to door.
>Hello miss, my name is anon, you called a plumber?
>Yes anon, please come in and look at my sink.
>Check sink, easy fix
>No worries love, this'll take 10 minutes.
>While fixing sink issue, lonely milf begins chatting.
>So what's your story anon, where you from etc. Usual crap.
>Move forward a bit.
>Have you got a girlfriend anon?
>Ohshiti'minforthewin.jpg
>Nah, haven't got a girlfriend at the moment
>Why not anon? You're an attractive man, you're obviously very professional and strong.
>"Well I was seeing a girl but she left me two weeks ago"
>Sympathy card is go. I actually left the girl, not the other way around. ;)
>Oh that's TERRIBLE anon! Are you doing ok? Surely you've got other girls on the go!
>Nah, chicks my age are a little bit stuck up, they tend to not find me attractive.
>Grabs me by the arm, brings face really close to mine, wide eyed
>REALLY??? REALLY ANON! I FIND THAT *VERY* HARD TO BELIEVE.
Dick is now rock hard.
Cont.
>>677428598
>Anon, do you want to stay for dinner?
>Yep, I'm in for the win
>"Ah, look, I'd love to, but I've got a GPS tracker on the car, and if I stay here too long there's trouble"
>Ok anon, how about this, you drive your car a couple of blocks up the road and park it somewhere, I'll follow you in my car and drive you back here.
>FUCKYESI'MGETTINGLAIDTONIGHT.webm
>Drop off car, drive back, chick flits around for a bit and microwaves about the shittiest leftovers I've ever tasted.
>Cannot give fuck. Rock hard dick, barrel down food.
>Milf pours herself a glass of wine, would you like a cigarette anon?
>Giving flirty eyes.
>Phone rings.
>It's her on again off again boyfriend
>"No no, it's just the plumber, no I'm not seeing anybody"
>Jealous boyfriend? All I need is porn music and the scene is complete.
>Finishes phone call.
>Sorry anon, that was my boyfriend, we have.... a lot of troubles over time.
>"Oh you have a boyfriend?"
>NONONONONO!!! *EX* boyfriend...
>sex is still on the cards.
>Pours herself another wine.
>So anon... How about that cigarette?
Cont.
>>677428627
>Sounds good
>Step outside on the balcony.
>She hands me one of her cigarettes
>Standing side by side, her sexy little milf body brushing blatantly against mine.
>So anon... I get very lonely...
>Stay quiet, have cigarette, alpha as fuck.
>I don't get many male visitors over here...
>Dick hardening, pants bursting.
>You're not saying much anon.
>Wink at her. "Just enjoying the cigarette".
>Well anon, you're sucking something of mine, maybe I should suck something of yours....
>FUCKYEAH.winrar
>"Sounds like a solid plan"
>Milf throws cigarette butt in backyard and walks inside.
>Do same, I follow.
>She pulls out chair and motions for me to sit.
>I sit down getting ready for blowjob. Hard as fuck.
>She sits down on table opposite me and pours another glass of wine.
>Uh... ok... whatever.
>Then proceeds to sit there.
>"....you alright love?"
>Milfanon sighs deeply.
>Listen anon... I'm sorry if I lead you astray....
>WTF?
>"...what?"
>Well you see, when I told you I wanted some company....
>"...yes?"
>I actually wanted company....
>"...what????"
>......anon....I'm an alcoholic...
>My dick drops to half mast.
>I look around for secret camera for joke tv.
>She then starts to regale me on her life story on how she became an alcoholic, and how she really needs company.
>I say that's fair, say I really need to get to back to my car as I have an early start.
>She says no worries anon! Give me your phone number!
>Sure thing alcomilf! Gave fake number.
>Takes me to door
>Any chance you can give me a lift back to my car?
>Oh no I can't anon, I've been drinking all day! Goodnight!
>Closes door.
>Wander 5 blocks back to car, with half a hardon.
>Beta as fuck.
And that's the story of how I got cockblocked from milfbooty.
Whats the worst thing you've done to property you were renting?
Used it
>>677426863
Dropped a hot coal on the carpet. It left a slight mark, but that's about it.
I just woke up to my dog knocking my laptop off the bed and breaking a glass of red wine all over the carpet. One second I was annoyed and the next thing I realize I'm panicking like dumping hot water on it to try and get it to not stay because I'm drunk and didn't know what else to do.
one of the rubber feet came off my chair and the round metal chair leg dug a hole in the lino, so i cut out a square of lino in the pattern and then spent two weeks looking for replacement lino.
i found something that almost matched, cut out a square and replaced it. you could tell it had been replaced, but i got my bond back anyway.
oh, yeah, and all the rotting meat under the floor. forgot about that.
Dubs and i will double penetrate my ass with 2 buttplugs on live stream 19 male sissy here, what's a good live streaming chat?
Do it
>>677427839
If dubs livestream on Youtube
>>677428983
Reroll
Roll.
Roll
http://3rfc.com/17919
rolll
>>677429310
zalando
>years ago, hire some mexican to hook me up with free cable
>lasts about 2 yrs, then cable company upgraded their shit
>remember the mexican said he could hook me up with fast internet for $250
>have dsl right now due to me renting and literally all internet companies demanding a bunch of shit
>take mexican up on his offer
>internet is around 40 up and 7-10 down
WTF did he do? can the internet company find out or am I safe? the mexi-bro works for a cable company and told me its cool and if it get disconnected to call him
For real tho, wtf did he do? any smart anons mind explaining
>>677426523
he copied a paid modem. so some person paying for net, and you're leeching off theirs. so enjoy it you fucking faggot.
>>677427271
oh ok so as long they continue to pay for it im good. sweet
>>677427517
> Guy that OP leeches off torrents CP
> cops go to the address in the DB and confront the guy
> he's rich enough to afford his own internet
> cops won't touch him
> they track down OP
... you can see where this is going.
>>677428533
>been exercising and eating healthy
>at the same time been practicing parkour "freerunning"
>can't do the flips but an maneuver over walls easily and overall run away with ease
>see cops coming, get out the window and escape into the shadows
Catch me if you can :^)
>>677428696
I would probably do her anal
>>677428696
Anal and ass gape.
pussy for sure
Pussy in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>677428696
Missionary anal. It's better than it sounds.
foot bread new thread
enslave one, kill one
>>677429612
Obviously kill left.
>>677429693
This. This wasn't even a question.
>>677429693
/thread
>>677429612
Kill left
Enslave Right
Just for the eyes xD
I'm so depressed /b/
I've been single for years. So sick of doing everything alone.
Lets have a feels thread
I'm so sad. It hurts. Depression and anxiety.
>>677428645
>So sick of doing everything alone.
No friends anon?
>>677429023
Nope. None.
s/fur continued
Waifu claiming thread - fuck the fanbase edition
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pictures of your waifu
>Discuss stuff
>bait the baiters
>Maybe hold back on becoming a hugbox
>or don't, I don't care
>ignore jerk-chen if need arises
>I sincerely hate that guy
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
There we go.
Lurking
Shinoa claim and going to bed. Goodnight.
This is my gf, we did anal for the first time today <3 ANAL THREAD
>>677426989
post more of your gf
>>677426989
She is my gf too
>>677427366
How can I prove? I don't want her to know I'm posting her on 4chan
If Vladimir Putin had a trumpet he would be Vladimir Tootin
If Vladimir Putin was cheering at a sports game he would be Vladimir Rootin
>>677429030
No, he'd still be Vladimir Putin. You dont change your identity depending on what you have
If Vladimir Putin was grabbing supplies from stores after a natural disaster he would be Vladimir Lootin
If Vladimir Putin was a cuck he would be Vladimir Mootin.
