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This is my gf, we did anal for the first time today <3 ANAL THREAD
>>677426989
post more of your gf
>>677426989
She is my gf too
>>677427366
How can I prove? I don't want her to know I'm posting her on 4chan
>>677427817
Black bars over eyes, or don't be a faghot and post em
If Vladimir Putin had a trumpet he would be Vladimir Tootin
If Vladimir Putin was cheering at a sports game he would be Vladimir Rootin
>>677429030
No, he'd still be Vladimir Putin. You dont change your identity depending on what you have
If Vladimir Putin was grabbing supplies from stores after a natural disaster he would be Vladimir Lootin
If Vladimir Putin was a cuck he would be Vladimir Mootin.
If Vladimir Putin was a server admin he would be Vladimir Bootin
Save us from ultra giga nigga
Oh fuck! Rolling
quads get
Roll
>>677429445
Reroll
Alright /b/, so my wife and I are thinking about having public sex. The idea of public fucking turns us both on. Any tips?
Assuming you all aren't helpless virgins.
We are I'm afraid
Used to bone a girl who would love doing it in the woods, always had to bring proper towels and shit tho, it's a potentially messy experience
>>677429025
top zozzle
Closest ive gotten to public sex is head in a movie theatre was pretty dope till the mom next to us got pissed cuz her kid saw
>>677429183
She would always give me head at our school auditorium during class. Shit was so cash
Hey /b/ I'm a fairly new to taking LSD. Me and my friends are wondering what are some unique things to do while high?
Am desperate.
>>677427825
Bump
>>677427825
there is something like 100 websites that talk about this, just search on google retard
>>677429451
are*
How do you pick up and fuck a milf, /b/? How do you know which ones are down to fuck and which ones are actually just annoying old ladies out on the wines?
Also milfs just coz
The ones that are down to fuck will get touchy. Annoying old ladies will just crack stupid jokes.
>>677427860
Being 23, how do you even approach them? Just lead with a buying them a drink?
Post girls you want to impregnate and start a family with.
>>677427090
Wife material
both sisters
The Seasoning Ladies
"pussyslutsi'dfucktherightoneohgodiamdiamonds"
The spice girls you fucking idiot
The Girl Beatles + 1
Scary is terrifying
>>677428173
>as bad as new ghostbusters
I just tried this new pipe quite chill.
dubs name it
>>677426135
Mr Pipe
>>677426135
Pipes are awesome! I smoke tobacco pipes myself. I own two Savinelli's (616 and a 320). Also have a corn cob (country gentlemen). Pipe smoking is very relaxing. Great hobby! Nice to see someone else do that here on /b/.
>>677426135
mr poop
>>677426503
This is what my 616 looks like.
>>677426503
This is what my 320 looks like.
OC cocks?
Post a big one and I'm getting you nudes
Thoughts..apart from tiny pic. Constructive comments would be a bonus. if b/ capable?
was fucking awful also bertmun is derp as fuck In this shit!
Affleck was great, so was gal godat
Lois Lane is the best villain
Great movie
9/10
>>677428008
Come up with your own defences for the film if you enjoyed it, you moron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2gMby6GJs
>>677428008
This movie is dissapoint
Step1: Ask a 32 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
>>677426529
What led up to you being 32 and a virgin? Ever thought about just buying it? I'm sure someone would fuck you I mean people have sex animals and corpses and shit.
>>677426827
>What led up to you being 32 and a virgin?
The same reason as for all the other virgins over 30: social incompetence.
>>677426971
When did you give up all hope?
>>677427464
I noticed something is wrong with me with 25. Haven't given up yet.
>>677426529
Are you a wizsrd now?
My friend slept and I want to prank him. What should I do?
>>677427745
Fuck him in the ass
>>677427745
Put mustard on his bum hole
Lol kill him xD then hang him upside down from the ceiling fan, slit his throat and watch his carcass spin around and shoot blood everywhere lol xD just a prank bro
>>677427933
Draw dicks on him.
Last three digits of post is area code for where you're going to have to move. Good luck anon
Roooll
>>677427309
Peoria IL.... Fuck
Reroll
I'm in...
Dinner roll
ITT post you're literal 10/10 grils
>Daily reminder that Islam can never be defeated, only embraced.
Westerners will suffer at the hands of the noble Muslims who fight back.
The Ummah is rising, keep pushing us and you will see the true face of Jihad. What you see now is only the beginning, you have no clue of what we are capable.
You pigs are poking a sleeping giant, the more you keep fighting, the bigger the response and the Muslims will annihilate you. We will leave no male alive and your women will be captured as booty.
I am a moderate Muslim. I endorse
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TLDR: OP is a BIG faggot
I'd love to force feed you some bacon you fuck.
>>677427984
ur not my real dad u cant tellme how to liv my life tbh
>>677427984
>muslim
>noble
fuck off you childfucker get in your cave and never come out again
>>677427984
"Moderate Muslim" well since 4chans monitored now good luck with your plans Muhammad
Its alive
Add vsjd2
Dvdskywalk
Add bangv
Add aquilasdan
Add killslice89
ITT:Post your favorite album and have others guess things about you
>>677425123
ma nigga
>>677425242
Do you also like Come Down to Us?
Right now, probably this.
>>677425273
Yep
Probably this right now.
Internet went off, did anybody save the rest of this in the previous Teen thread?
Also, teen bread.
>>677427569
bump
lurking
>>677427569
Why does Australia always think its better than us Americans.
We would easily win at a war with you ausfags
You made me laugh OP good job.
Jokes aside, im australian and america would easily be able to beat australia in a war.
>>677426483
It isn't that Australia is all that good. It's just that you suck so much that it's hard not to be better than you
>>677426718
>>677426483
reality hits you hard bro
>implying youd ever get inland with your panzy ass' being afraid of every goddamn thing
