Bow before the might of the reptilian army /b/. HISS!!!!!1!!!!1
it's funny seeing images of me pop up.
started on the chan, i'll end on the chan.
>>684190953
Ok who told this 13 year old to go to 4chan?
>>684191142
Post pic with timestamp fag
>>684191142
You make my anus bleed
Go to pictureswap, post what you get!
No one is uploading...
why are people still racist?
Because naggers still alive
>>684189404
Because niggers are destroying all of our cities and governments.
Because coloreds wont move back to their home planet of africa.
>>684189750
Then white americans should move back to europe
>Dan "On her feet I must skeet" Schneider
>>684189518
sauce?
>>684190713
Zoey 101
>>684189518
>Dan "She's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan "Deep inside her" Schneider
>Dan "the Candy Man" Schneider
That's all I got. Bumparoo.
what kind of scripts would dan have written if he was allowed to air anything?
today is my birthday...I'm 26 and haven't done jack shit with my life. who's with me in this boat?
Loserfag reporting in. 23 and have spent almost my entire adult life I'm prison, never held a job longer than 3 months, and drink 2 pints of vodka a day.
>>684190583
awe man bummer for sure!
>>684190284
You still got time. Pic related?
>>684190944
totally related. it's me realizing how lame I am
Any Ideas for a good homemade dildo?
A dozen condoms wrapped around three unsharpened pencils.
>>684189348
A knife with lemon juice as lube
>>684189503
thx
more?
Why is she so perfect?
>>684190192
Laxative
>>684190192
Who?
alright /b/. I've got a story.
>me a few years ago
>some fat chick in our class
>she's a feminist genderfluid whatever
>lets call her shopping cart
>one day in class we're doing one of those jeopardy review games
>teacher decides to split the class boys and girls
>thisgonbegood.png
>"shopping cart why are you on the boys side. Quit fooling around."
>"excuse me Mr. teacher, I'm a boy"
>"shopping cart please not this again"
>this has happened a few times before
>everyone either groans or starts to smile because they know what's about to happen
>land whale starts screaming about how she's being oppressed
>that escalated quickly
>teacher tells fem to please go to the girls side because she's causing a disturbance
>"do you want me to make a complaint to the board leader? I can get you fired"
>teacher obviously doesn't want to put up with this, puts her on the boy side
>us guys are sort of side eyeing each other
>I tap her shoulder
>"what do you want anon" she says, gasping for air from walking two steps
>"I think this is an unfair advantage. Do you want to go to the girls side?"
>other guy chimes in "where you belong"
>she thinks she's cool telling us "fuck you" in sign language
>turns towards me
>"touch me again and I'll accuse you of rape"
>uh what
>anyway the game starts. It's her turn to go up but she isn't paying attention.
>tap her shoulder
>whathaveistarted.gif
>turns angrily
> "ANON RAPED ME!"
>everyone turns to her annoyed
>"what is going on back there?!" teacher yells. "What did you do anon"
>tells him I tapped her shoulder
>he tells her to calm down
>she listens after giving a speech about gender
>everyone ignores it and is quiet for a few days
Not enough room to continue. Full story continued in a bit
The thrilling two parter continues
>few days later, everyone has heard of the rape accusations
>apparently she's claimed she's been raped by several "grown men"
>no one believes her.
>some guy is "triggering" her by tapping her on the shoulders a few times, cuts her off in the hallway
>"THAT IS IT" the blubber beast yells, everyone in hallway stops and stares
>screams how she's sick of being mistreated
>"that's it. Everyone at this school is so mean and conservative. I just want to kill myself!"
>a few laughs
>screams ITS SERIOUS!!, red faced
>guy in back, "make sure you don't hang yourself, you'll bring the ceiling down"
>she begins to cry and drops all of her things
>her lesbian friend goes to help the beached mammal
>the genderfluid runs out of school
>wheredshego.png
>a few students questioned because teachers could hear
>the kid who made the remark was suspended for a day
>we never saw her again
I think it's safe to assume. What'd you guys think?
>>684191725
Honestly, I'd be fine if we lived in a society that let us just drag people like this out back and shoot them.
The evolution of humankind wouldn't suffer one bit if people this fucking stupid weren't allowed to continue to pollute the gene pool.
>>684192104
tell the guy in back that I love him and he is my hero
>>684191725
i hope she killed herself. this is one of those things thats wrong with the world.
Hello,
My name is Ted Trapp from Cincinnati, Ohio and I recently commented in an article by "Fusion" magazine regarding a hunger strike at San Francisco State University citing that their cause to build support for the ethnic studies program was a joke. I was met with nothing but blatant liberal bias and slander when I am just a humble guy trying to go to work and drink tequila on weekends.
I was told that I could find support here as well as like minded individuals.
which Seth Macfarlane mom would you
>>684192089
Marge
Is the left one there just for diversities sake?
Middle tho
>>684192089
Lois obv.
Francine
Webms or GIFs of guys jerking off on girls in public without knowing about it.
Bonus points if they find out
Bumperino
I've seen another really popular one with a girl next to a bus stop but I don't have it :(
Anyone?
Hentai thread
Post 'em if you've got 'em.
Also, I was looking for one in particular, I never watched it, but I saw a picture of it posted on /a/ a while ago. It was a loli-elf princess, I think, falling onto the lap of an orc and they're both yelling out in pain because she's really tight. The picture looks kind of goofy, and I wasn't able to find it on my own.
Bump for pragmatic interest.
>>684189895
Appreciate it.
What kind of shit are you into?
Anyone mind bumping to keep this alive?
>>684189705
do want
Creepshot thread! Post them asses
>>684191469
bump
Seriously the OP who shared this is amazing
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Make sure OP has the rules, evidently the most important rule
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fuck the police edition
Dio-sama...
>>684190021
Yuuko?
>>684190326
Training a 16 since the other guy is leaving got the summer. He made a few mistakes that I had to clean up
I'm high as fuck
Who wants the nudes?
Oh, they're OC cause I'm boss at talking to women.
Buy me PS plus or roll trips
Inb4 OP is a consolefag
>>684188949
No one?
>>684189291
Do it.
>>684189340
Roll trips buuuuuuuuuuuuuddy
>>684189291
Gibe de pusi b0ss
what movie should i watch /b/
i want something adventurous
Avatar
>>684191252
seen it
>>684191060
A Cars Life
>>684191493
no thank you
/b/, I'm looking for a pass sharing board
http://bitpasses.net/community/
http://bitpasses.net/community/
http://bitpasses.net/community/
A new loli thread.
Hey /b/ros, I'm thinking about getting pic related. I'm looking for ward to making some friends and playing Smite or some shit.
Get a pc
Save your money and buy a normal computer faggot
>>684190151
>>684190088
Not sure why I should get a computer when all of my friends have one.
Video games are boring now. Save the money and take a trip somewhere.
WhYY do these attack my choda... Save me /b
>>684187595
i have no idea what that is but it actually looks pretty bad
>>684187595
Top it, time stamp
>>684187595
Wtf is that black thing
>>684187595
1. go see a doctor, please
2. shave, for all that's good and holy
