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trap thread
I miss iodine
>>695571160
that's not iodine
My GF is just staying night at mine friends house, they will fuck for whole night
>pic related its her
More of her delicious ass.
>>695567490
So? What happens now?
Congrats on being single
>>695567490
i'd like to be your friend too
Sent from my Android phone
>>695567490
post feet
to the virgins of /b/
>your age
>why are you still a virgin
>>695578923
Small penis makes me insecure and self conscious so I always end up pushing girls away ;^]
>>695578923
>your age
20
>why are you still a virgin
Paedophile i only enjoy 0-10 years old kids,dont want to go to jail
>>695578923
>>your age
32
>>why are you still a virgin
Asked out dozens of girls over a decade, all of them rejected me. Eventually gave up.
>>695579304
Is it even possible to find a girl that doesn't mind a small penis? A girl might think you are her dream man but the minute she finds out the penis is small she will be disappointed enough that everything gets thrown out the window.
Just turned 18.
Havent really found a girl// I choke up around them when im sober. Incidentaly also the reason i'm already becoming an alcoholic.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD: YOU COCK MY PIC AND I'LL COCK YOURS!!!!
>>695576201
Kik?
COCK THIS PIC GUYS AND THEN POST URS AND ILL COCK IT
>>695576304
sorry no
>>695576304
Can you still cock her?
>>695576305
Well /b/ it's happening.....
Civil unrest breaking out at the republican national convention in Cleveland.
Flag burning, bikers beating up hipsters, KKK and BLM throwing urine at each other.
Damn Trump can sure stir up people's hatred for each other. I wonder how long until Obama steps in and shuts this all down. Nothing but hate going on at that convention anyway.
>>695573836
The shit's about to get real.
>>695573836
Trump's stupid wife was Rick rolled by a based Liberal
>>695574257
All of their speeches including hers were plagiarized, except for the hateful rants that Chris Christie went on and Ben Carson went on.
Carson actually said that Hillary worships the devil. What an ass clown.
>>695574531
What else would you expect from a group of morons with ZERO actual issues to run on.
This mindless shit is actually hysterical to watch.
>>695573836
>throwing urine at each other
where have you masturbated/jizzed that was highly taboo?
at work in the freezer..balls were emptied
While on a holiday I jerked into my gfs 19 year old sister's bikini bottoms, which she then put on about 20 minutes after and i saw her wearing by the pool. I dont think she noticed but i loved that my load was touching her pussy.
On a totally seperate occasion, one night I had a shower at my gfs parents place (where her sister lives), and saw a pile of her clothes in there. instantly jerked and came a HUGE load into the sole of one of her white leather high heels. After i had showered, my gf, the sister and i were all in that bathroom getting ready to go out, and...
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>>695551955
dubs checked
>>695552110
great stories
>>695551955
Sure have, In my bosses coffee pot before work.
Asian thread
Post some chinese armatures
You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>we'll know if you're lying
I like death grips
Niggers tongue my anus
roodypoo, candyass.
>>695566443
Habbo raids
>>695566443
Schaub is God
Deutschfaden am Abend
1. Ist boxxer tot?
2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Kein Plan
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
Ja, hab Sonnenbrand
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Ja, mit einer. War belanglos
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Kein Plan
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
Ein wenig
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Heute nicht
>>695575894
wer is der typ aufm Bild?
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Ist mir tatsächlich egal.
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
ja, ein wenig.
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Nein. Sehe meine Freundin für fast eine Woche nicht. Mit anderen Mädchen will ich nicht reden :(
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
kein plan
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
gezwungenermaßen auf der arbeit
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Ja sogar sehr süß, aber ich glaube sie ist lesbisch...
Moving to florida soon from denmark..
my wife is an american and i'm getting a greencard.
what should i expect?
Avoid ice trucks.
Avoid overly nice Hispanic prosecutors.
Avoid Dexter Morgan.
just dont come here florida is a shit hole
>>695557546
Careful that you don't accidentally vote for a Republican. You'll lose all respect from smart people.
>>695557546
niggers, inbred hicks, fat people, unbearable heat and hurricanes in the fall
>>695558533
what makes you say that?
Pics you promised not to share
>>695574694
>>695574807
Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the tattoo trend working at gas stations and emptying garbage cans in office buildings. Idiots.
By then, age and gravity will have caught up with them and the chick with the chest piece will be looking run down and used up while she rings up your order at Arby's. Such a free spirit in her 20's, now she has a raspy voice from smoking/drinking for decades and her bleach blonde hair is frayed and the root color is coming through at the scalp. Her skin is saggy and leathery and her ear
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>>695564927
did you get cheated on anon
>>695565051
No, just think tattoos are stupid and I'm reposting this from another OP from yesterday
sounds like everyone in my town. tatooed chicks are hot. also theres nothin wrong with havin a beard. ops a fag
>>695564927
Your girl left you for a guy with tattoos, pity.
>>695565426
webm thread, no gore allowed
I'll dump a few
your last 2 digits are the age of your next sex partner
better than tinder, plenty of horny busty girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirls.html
18 get
Roll
derp
You are going to be beheaded
Single : You die
Dubs : You survive
Triple : The goat fucker die
>>695559784
trips inc
roll
>>695559889
Haha, your script is a failure.
Fug
>>695559889
>>695559935
>>695560014
head's off, let's go
we need a Fluffy abuse thread now!
Bump
bump
>>695557926
Opee?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
