Deutscher Faden
Nacht-Edition
OP ist ne dumme Sau.
>>695589048
Gibt euch das.
>war vor ner stunde in der U-bahn.
Sehe eine eher kleine Frau, die mit nem Typen hereinkommt, der c.a zwei Meter groß ist. Sie hielten Händchen und waren offenbar ein Paar. Und ich sitze gegenüber und muss mir das Lachen verkneifen, weil die Frau so ne fotzenfresse hatte. Sie denkt sich bestimmt, dass niemand auf die Idee kommen würde, warum sie wohl mit ihm zusammen ist, nähmlich weil große Männer normalerweise auch einen großen Schwanz haben. Frauen sind so dämlich und denken, dass wir nicht wissen, dass sie auf große Schwänze stehen. Aufjedenfall dachte ich mir, wer wohl mit ihr noch ausgehen würde, wenn sie eines Tages nicht mehr mit dem Riesen da zusammen ist, ich meine die denken sich doch alle, dass sie nur auf große Schwänze steht und sie sich immer sorgen machen müsse, dass sie sie nicht betrügt. Ich glaube die wird einsam sterben, aber geschieht der Nutte auch recht. Nachdem ich mir ihr dummes Gesicht für die Zukunft gemerkt habe, ging ich mit einem lächeln raus (ich glaube sie hat es gesehen und wusste, dass ich sie durchschaut habe), einfach nur ein facepalm für solche Leute.
>>695589048
Gute Nacht
/pol/ raidet gerade eine Mach-dir-deinen-Burger-Seite
https://makeburgerhistory.co.nz/
ylyl
Bump
+1
>>695576515
Top kek
Chubby&Thick Babes
Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>88: Standartenführer or higher, go through.
>1488: Herr Reichsführer Heimlich Himmler.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
>>695589471
shalom goyim
I'm just moving to Switzerland sir.
ay
balls
Pics you're not supposed to share thread.
Need more of this married woman
Moar?
Assrape
>>695577942
Easy game.
Noobs.
Why aren't you having kids?
>>695582772
Because I'm scared they will become disappointments
Too late
>>695582772
Based Bisping
>>695582772
too expensive, ungrateful, will hate you for many years.
Drawthread : Drawthread edition
>>695570794
Posting in first thread
hhhhrrrr....okay...no more...
...thank you
What's up? Shoot me some requests!
>>695570948
cuddles now? and no problem. glad i could make you happy.
Pokemon thread
Post your best pokemon
>>695561537
>>695561537
Wow this is the highest Pokémon saw
Op is high as fuck
Op is not a faggot
This man. The moment I heard his first speech I had a gut feeling. It was like God's way of telling me to vote for him. Any fellow Trump voters here?
>>695582860
I wish god would tell you to make better threads.
really? god told me that he was the beginning of the end. something is off about him and he has all the red flags of something terrible.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Even if he is an egomaniac living out his ultimate fantasy - doesn't that mean that he ACTUALLY wants to make America great again? That's kind if required to be remembered well by history.
He's the only serious canidate in decades whose primary interest is actually improving life for Americans, and doesn't give a shit about special interests and political favors. And frankly if there's anyone on earth who can negotiate peace around Israel and the Middle East, it's going to be the #1 negotiator in the world (Trump).
I really don't know how it'll end. But I DO know he'll actually try, which is better than Hillary or and of the other Republican candidates would have done.
Feels thread? Feels thread!
don't want to write about me at the moment because it already feels like my head explode but will try to help you and listen to your story
>>695565512
kek
never saw this before
bump
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://kmitb.top/pokecoins
happy hacking, /b/
>>695588998
Spectacular....
>>695588998
excellente
>>695588998
i dont know much in this crazy life but i can tell you one thing OP has delivered for the 1st time today
>>695588998
SO FUCKING LEGIT
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Catfishman strikes again... shes gonna order me a spicy chicken sandwich lmao
Wow. Most impressive thing I've seen all day. (Yawn) /thread
>>695575205
hahahha lmfao someone please post the original catfish man greentext
>>695574941
are you really the catfishman?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695572219
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Pre-leaving for work claim
>>695585142
Sit yo ass down nigga
ITT: Girls you know and would like to fuck.
>>695574604
I know my cousin and I really really want to fuck her. Like jesus christ man, it's killing me from the inside out. She's so fucking beautiful and sexy yet she had to be one of my family members. FUCK
>>695574822
Well, how far away? First cousin? Third cousin typically becomes acceptable.
rlrlrlrlrl
>>695582945
#8 get
What a bunch of ugly faces.
8 is the only one that's above a 4/10
>>695583157
Eh, at least it wasn't 0
Starting a new shota thread because the old one died.
Old one is here >>695564762 Better save what you can before 404.
>>695581513
bumping for justice
trap thread
I miss iodine
>>695571160
that's not iodine
My GF is just staying night at mine friends house, they will fuck for whole night
>pic related its her
More of her delicious ass.
>>695567490
So? What happens now?
Congrats on being single
>>695567490
i'd like to be your friend too
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