Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>88: Standartenführer or higher, go through.
>1488: Herr Reichsführer Heimlich Himmler.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
>>695589471
shalom goyim
I'm just moving to Switzerland sir.
ay
balls
Pics you're not supposed to share thread.
Need more of this married woman
Moar?
Assrape
>>695577942
Easy game.
Noobs.
Why aren't you having kids?
>>695582772
Because I'm scared they will become disappointments
Too late
>>695582772
Based Bisping
>>695582772
too expensive, ungrateful, will hate you for many years.
Drawthread : Drawthread edition
>>695570794
Posting in first thread
hhhhrrrr....okay...no more...
...thank you
What's up? Shoot me some requests!
>>695570948
cuddles now? and no problem. glad i could make you happy.
Pokemon thread
Post your best pokemon
>>695561537
>>695561537
Wow this is the highest Pokémon saw
Op is high as fuck
Op is not a faggot
This man. The moment I heard his first speech I had a gut feeling. It was like God's way of telling me to vote for him. Any fellow Trump voters here?
>>695582860
I wish god would tell you to make better threads.
really? god told me that he was the beginning of the end. something is off about him and he has all the red flags of something terrible.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Even if he is an egomaniac living out his ultimate fantasy - doesn't that mean that he ACTUALLY wants to make America great again? That's kind if required to be remembered well by history.
He's the only serious canidate in decades whose primary interest is actually improving life for Americans, and doesn't give a shit about special interests and political favors. And frankly if there's anyone on earth who can negotiate peace around Israel and the Middle East, it's going to be the #1 negotiator in the world (Trump).
I really don't know how it'll end. But I DO know he'll actually try, which is better than Hillary or and of the other Republican candidates would have done.
Feels thread? Feels thread!
don't want to write about me at the moment because it already feels like my head explode but will try to help you and listen to your story
>>695565512
kek
never saw this before
bump
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://kmitb.top/pokecoins
happy hacking, /b/
>>695588998
Spectacular....
>>695588998
excellente
>>695588998
i dont know much in this crazy life but i can tell you one thing OP has delivered for the 1st time today
>>695588998
SO FUCKING LEGIT
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Catfishman strikes again... shes gonna order me a spicy chicken sandwich lmao
Wow. Most impressive thing I've seen all day. (Yawn) /thread
>>695575205
hahahha lmfao someone please post the original catfish man greentext
>>695574941
are you really the catfishman?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695572219
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Pre-leaving for work claim
>>695585142
Sit yo ass down nigga
ITT: Girls you know and would like to fuck.
>>695574604
I know my cousin and I really really want to fuck her. Like jesus christ man, it's killing me from the inside out. She's so fucking beautiful and sexy yet she had to be one of my family members. FUCK
>>695574822
Well, how far away? First cousin? Third cousin typically becomes acceptable.
rlrlrlrlrl
>>695582945
#8 get
What a bunch of ugly faces.
8 is the only one that's above a 4/10
>>695583157
Eh, at least it wasn't 0
Starting a new shota thread because the old one died.
Old one is here >>695564762 Better save what you can before 404.
>>695581513
bumping for justice
trap thread
I miss iodine
>>695571160
that's not iodine
My GF is just staying night at mine friends house, they will fuck for whole night
>pic related its her
More of her delicious ass.
>>695567490
So? What happens now?
Congrats on being single
>>695567490
i'd like to be your friend too
Sent from my Android phone
to the virgins of /b/
>your age
>why are you still a virgin
>>695578923
Small penis makes me insecure and self conscious so I always end up pushing girls away ;^]
>>695578923
>your age
20
>why are you still a virgin
Paedophile i only enjoy 0-10 years old kids,dont want to go to jail
>>695578923
>>your age
32
>>why are you still a virgin
Asked out dozens of girls over a decade, all of them rejected me. Eventually gave up.
>>695579304
Is it even possible to find a girl that doesn't mind a small penis? A girl might think you are her dream man but the minute she finds out the penis is small she will be disappointed enough that everything gets thrown out the window.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD: YOU COCK MY PIC AND I'LL COCK YOURS!!!!
>>695576201
Kik?
COCK THIS PIC GUYS AND THEN POST URS AND ILL COCK IT
>>695576304
sorry no
>>695576304
Can you still cock her?
>>695576305
Well /b/ it's happening.....
Civil unrest breaking out at the republican national convention in Cleveland.
Flag burning, bikers beating up hipsters, KKK and BLM throwing urine at each other.
Damn Trump can sure stir up people's hatred for each other. I wonder how long until Obama steps in and shuts this all down. Nothing but hate going on at that convention anyway.
>>695573836
The shit's about to get real.
>>695573836
Trump's stupid wife was Rick rolled by a based Liberal
>>695574257
All of their speeches including hers were plagiarized, except for the hateful rants that Chris Christie went on and Ben Carson went on.
Carson actually said that Hillary worships the devil. What an ass clown.
>>695574531
What else would you expect from a group of morons with ZERO actual issues to run on.
This mindless shit is actually hysterical to watch.
where have you masturbated/jizzed that was highly taboo?
at work in the freezer..balls were emptied
While on a holiday I jerked into my gfs 19 year old sister's bikini bottoms, which she then put on about 20 minutes after and i saw her wearing by the pool. I dont think she noticed but i loved that my load was touching her pussy.
On a totally seperate occasion, one night I had a shower at my gfs parents place (where her sister lives), and saw a pile of her clothes in there. instantly jerked and came a HUGE load into the sole of one of her white leather high heels. After i had showered, my gf, the sister and i were all in that bathroom getting ready to go out, and she put the heels on right in front of me and my gf. I watched as she put her foot in the shoe, coverng it in my jizz, then say "oooo" pull the foot out and wipe the cum off with her hand. See my cum in her hand in front of my gf scared the shit out of me but was incredible hot. Luckily she just thought it was spilt liquid hand soap and wiped it all off with tissue paper.
oh and the same sister once walked in on me while jerking it in my bed. She didnt knock since we have very few boundaries, but i did at least have time to pull up the covers and close my laptop. She then came and kneeled on the bed, with one knee on each side of my lower leg (essentially straddling my foot). I laid there completely naked, with my cock pulsing, barely covered, feeling the warmth of her pussy/ass hovering above my ankle. She was there for about 10 minutes telling me about her night out, and her eyes wandered multiple times down my stomach (this isnt weird tho, we openly talk about finding each other hot since she looks just like my gf just younger). I was so close to making a move that day. Luckily I held on and belted one out once she left. Nearly ruined a great situation.
>>695551955
dubs checked
>>695552110
great stories
