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evens fap
odds go to sleep
>>704522390
Rollin
>>704522390
rol
rolling
Sauce
Roll
Unfortunately, we may not have much time left. Certain anomalies have been captured and shared that could undo everything we have tried to accomplish.
I am open to your questions while i post information on recent anomalies. I cannot disclose where i work.
What was the reason behind the NY bombing earlier?
I'm sure you put some thought into this, but I'm just too tired to stick around. Have fun op.
What anomalies are we talkin here?
Original geography found recently on youtube.
proceed to the next phase
Lmao you faggots couldn't even step to this.
Let's get a rate me thread. You can only roast me if you post a picture of yourself faggot neckbeards lol
>>704516161
You're good looking.
Can't see figure but u look a bit dyel
Hand signs and attitude act look stupid. Just chill, I don't know what you're trying to prove.
>>704516425
I'll reck u m8
>>704516161
you're gonna need this for the rest of your life op
http://streamboobs.com/catalinas-ass-stroker-cat-in-a-can-p2181.html
>>704516161
You have a face I'd love to punch square in the mouth.
>>704516161
IWillShotMySchoolUp/10
Unsaucable thread
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Bump help a /b/ro out
>>704509216
Also need this.
>>704509216
Sauce?
I want to become a criminal. Partially for financial reasons, partially for fun / excitement.
What is your advice? Do I rob businesses? Break in after hours? I'd love to rob drug dealers or shit like that. A drug dealer was arrested in my city and $70K cash was found in his home. I'd love to find someone like that.
Tips? Tricks? Advice?
Tits always related
>>704508898
I am interested in this topic
>related
Come to Seattle and attack and rob all the tweakers. No one would give a fuck, not even the police
I was thinking of starting with robbing a convenience store. Lose my virginity with something relatively easy. Invest my earnings in supplies. I want one of those masks that are near a grand and look real. That way I can wear a mask without people realizing it.
Go to the suburbs, and sell sugar to rich white people as cocaine.
Advice. You seem fucking retarded. Take it from a drug dealer. If he is carrying 70k, you are gunna end up the lick. Not him. If you wanna rob, rob street dealers, not fucking distribution men. They will shoot your ass without thinking and toss you in the furthest out of state body of water they can afford to ship your carcass to.
BECAUSE MODS=GODS
checkem
>>704522968
post
mods?
watch this
Have fun, /b/ros. I'm sharing the wealth!
dubs and we split it
>>704520407
Rolling for dubs
Give me cunt.
>>704520407
Also, may I comment on an excellent choice for a curvy porker. That will help pass the time
I just want the .5, mang.
Enough to start a small farm.
Wincest
>greentext
Thread.... anddddddd goooooo
Bumping for interest
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calling for a spiderman thread on this one
>>704491152
Newfag fck off this isn't a trap thread
Have a story about my cousin and I she was 16 and I was 18 but I can't really do much right now cause I'm at work.
pics you said you wouldnt share or saved from other anons and want more of
>>704518034
>>704518096
>>704518145
>>704518208
North New Jersey Thread 201 973 551
>>704501942
You make this thread everyday
You're not going to find the bitch you wanna see.naked
Get over it
973 in the house
nice keep contributing
indian chick with a fat ass
>>704504469
Michigan wins 734
248 if you have them
>>704498160
Fuck off, kid. Just for an hour.
>>704498160
I don't have 734 but I have 248 nudes on a usb drive if you want. Keep the thread bumped while i go get it.
>>704498160
Any aa skanks
>>704498160
Drawthread:
This is why the good ones left edition
Will take requests for another hour and a half
>>704516636
Nah, I tried too many times and if I keep erasing and redrawing, things are going to start looking even more like shit.
i've been trying to...do anything, really. i can't into anatomy, nudity, sexiness, drawing, or life, really. or hands, of course
>>704514893
ayyy cian~
>>704516839
o shit hes back
>>704516673
hey fok
Pokemon box 5.
Previous thread:
>>704501145
Requests welcome.
taking reqs, and /r/ing anything gay.
Requesting tongues and rimming
>>704517293
this
also, luxio or shinxs?
I know you have them, somewhere.
Hunger Games: i have class in 8 hours, what the fuck am i doing Edition
first 35 are in, mild commentary
>>704520100
Josuke
Pyro Jack
Burned House edition
Gretchen
>still up
Homer Jay Simpson
Send me your gf's snapchat/kik username to "juryofmatt" and I'll send them a dick pic and post their response. I'm 7.5"
>>704500636
username doesn't exist, message me the correct one if you don't want her to get whiteknighted
Cajetan_kato
>>704500378
krice3478
bet you wont get tits tho, she is a prude
>>704501980
doesn't exist
>>704502153
added
Shaps_hat
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
Shameless plug: >>704512255
>>704512517
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
>>704512517
bet im a cutie
rolling
Rolly
>>704512517
Rip in peace my dick
you've been waiting for this thread. here it is.
>>704511141
Fuck you I'm not paying for this I ordered it 5 hours ago
>>704511141
Monitoring...
>>704511992
I kek'd
>>704511992
kek
>>704511834
kek
Amateur, Creepshot, Hidden cam, Voyeur thread
>>704489236
moar?
FB fap plz
Right or left, who's hotter?
It's time.
No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.
>>704510579
I'm so bloody afraid he's going to take her away from me.
I love you Lauren, and have since we had that weird moment in the lot. Over the summer I liked you even more after playing music with you so much. I'm not going to ever go for it though since I value as a friend and am afraid I would treat you like every other girl I've been with recently.
bump
To date I've gotten head from some random bitch I never met. Hella good head. Almost fucked another girl while in lunch break. Contains toy talk to and with my brothers wife sister about fucking each other. And am about to fuck another girl.
I'm married.
>>704512570
Oof. Do you ever feel guilty?
