walk into a bathroom, see this, what do
also, trap bread
>>704683364
Leave Apple store.
>sees her
>unzips dick
>"got room for one more"
Hourly reminder that traps are God tier
Good morning /b/tards, how is everyone?
fuck off
Is that a sex doll? I want one!
>>704686932
Hello, I'm good.
Question, where did you get that doll?
Also how much did you pay for it?
I'd like to know from someone that's bought one so I don't get scammed when I buy one.
>>704686932
why would you need to shop out the background?
like it's so illegal and bad to have a doll that you need to hide your identity
>you're literal 10/10 gf sends you this pic
wat do?
But she cant i dont use snap chat.
>>704678291
Have fun with that by the way tell your new bf ill send him the bills for the house, car, yeah and that staying friends shit just forget it, im going to fuck every skank that gives me a hole bye bitch.
>>704678528
lol
Wait till she gets back and beat the shit outta of her, Make her tell me where the other degenerate low life is and throw acid at his face.
Where would I buy weed /b/? I see that 16 year old are able to get their hands on it and i wanna know how
>>704677742
yeah, their parents and friends of parents
or friends who get it from friends who get it from friends who get it from friends who get it from parents or friends of parents. Or you could just try buying it from a dispensary, surely this bullshit world has caused you some kind of irreversible, physical and/or psychological harm.that you could claim on your medical records.
And if you're wondering, those kids get it from the parents/people who own land or homes with restricted access to growing rooms; usually attics, basements, closets, or secluded backyards outside of the city. So you know, gettyup cowboy, you're going to the country.
>>704678035
What's a dispensary?
>>704678155
Search it on Google for a better explanation.
I don't just want to say it's a weed shoppe.
>>704677742
Ask someone you trust to hook you up.
If you have no friends except for us, Anonymous...goodluck. Try not to look or act like a narc.
Celeb thread: Cuck Edition
Calm down, Dan.
drawthread
tfw someone u know walks into ur work
hi thred
>>704672372
And now you'll never look at them the same?
It iz i!
Ok give me a second..
>>704672372
damn, that's even worse than bumping into people from high school during summer break
Halt!!!!! We have received reports of filthy Jews in this area. Show us your singles to prove that you're not a filthy kike.
Dubs: Jew
Trips: Rabbi
Quads: member of Hitlers inner circle.
>>704672677
Gay.. Fuck off
Here you go sir
but you're the real kike here
>>704672677
Oy vey
>Be me
>they call me eggboy
>i cook all the eggs
>"hey eggboy, we need more eggs"
>never happier than when making eggs
picture related
>>704682474
...go on...
>eggboy
What
i just jerked off on your french toasttttt
eggyboy is the real muthafuckin mvp
>you give me reason to live
your last 2digits are the age of your next sexpartner
>>704684464
Please be 04
Rolling
rolling
>>704684464
45 roll
Waifu thread
Previous: >>704663276
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Bully Suika
https://youtu.be/4MOECvAlbXk
>>704680939
>60%
At least 75%!
>>704680965
Hmmm, I dunno Booki, why do you think I'm wrong~?
DON'T BULLY ME GODDAMMIT!
What the fuck. You know the drill.
YLYL you fags
OC coming through
waiting for the fags 2 come in here like...
if thats your cock OP i demand more.
h/fur bread extension
>tfw this will never happen to you
Deutschfaden am Montagmorgen
Fragen
1. Montag=Scheißtag?
2. Was tun an Regentagen?
3. Gestern mässig Fäden verheizt - D-Fäden wieder in?
4. Burnout oder NEET-gelangweilt?
Lasst den ersten Faden der Woche nicht versanden und bumpt!
>>704676335
>1. Montag=Scheißtag?
öfters mal
>2. Was tun an Regentagen?
Faden, kochem, aufräumen etc
>3. Gestern mässig Fäden verheizt - D-Fäden wieder in?
sieht so aus
>4. Burnout oder NEET-gelangweilt?
eher Letzteres
bump
loide
kein fotzen faden? :(
moin südpfalz hier
Post your secrets /b/.
>>704661197
I'm posting on /b/
I'm going to suicide next thursday
OP is a faggot.
My best friend, his fiance (7/10 blonde with a cute bubble butt) , and I all share rent on a house temporarily. Their wedding is officially planned (in 5 months). However, little does he know that every Saturday night when he's working late his fiance and I fuck like the world will end tomorrow.
You know what the fuck it is
Can we get a loli on woman bit in here this time?
Who has it?
tmz.com/2016/09/20/emma-watson-leaked-photos-taken-down-legal-threat/
>>704674984
BUMP
Not happening.
Oh wait, it's this, wow it's fucking nothing.
>>704675328
Continue...
What phone do you have?
Personally I have a Samsung Galaxy S5.
S6 removed SD storage and a non replaceable battery...pass on that bullshit.
S7....SD storage returns....but once again a non removable battery.
Fuck it....I'm S5 until it dies.
How 'bout you?
>>704672402
>Sacrificing processing power for convenience features, but still buying a Samsung phone.
Wat
>>704672402
I have an S5, fuck it. 2gb ram and decent processor. Removable battery and SD card. Water resistant. Slapped an otterbox on that shit and haven't looked back. S5 is still better than 75% of the phones in the hands of most consumers.
>>704673126
Android phones haven't improved significantly since the snapdragon 800s in general use.
They only just recently started getting better single core performance.
>>704672402
Motorola Nexus 6. It's pretty easy to change the battery even though it isn't meant to. No SD card storage slot though, but 64 GB inside. I think that's more than enough. The camera is nice, too.
s/fur
New thread delivering dubs from last thread, new trips will be considered. I don't have a bagel.
Winrar
ROLL
Dubs asked for fist in pussy. Waiting for deliver.
>>704677703
Dont miss my past dub OP, I still want your Instagram.
Trips gets passage to her full set in volafile +hj vids
ok. trips get.
lemme get sum of dem tripz
>>704677734
dam lemme roll sum mo