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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What are you most afraid of?
to be caught with cp
Being injured badly.
The voices
Professor Snape
Dude I'm fucking scared of social interaction.
How fucked up is that?
Pokemon box 3.
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>>712334532
Requests welcome.
Scratch
>>712345120
My brain autocorrected my fingers.
I meant this
>>712345146
Facebook Fap Thread
>>712341586
How fucking fat are you that a picture of a box of cupcakes gets you horny?
>>712341688
The thighs man
>>712341906
How big of a fucking virgin are you that you get off to a shitty picture of a girl's thighs in jeans?
New Trap/CD/trans thread?
Feeling a little Dom tonight
Ill dumb a bit of pics I saved
>>712336430
*dump
>>712336107
So cute and sexy :3
Is it OC?
>>712336491
>filename
Hey /b/tards, remember me? well caught another furshit, but unfortunatally this one didnt survive capture. little shit jumped around to much and i whent to pin it doen to grab it, but i think i crushed her chest and killed it like the last one.
So this time since dubs was too easy trips decides
again only a couple things i wont do
>stick in/on myself
>shit we did last time, so no qtip, microwave, or fire pit
>cum is doubtfull but if trips ill try
hang'im off you penis
should also mention that i saw two of the fucks near my trap so during this thread i may be able to catch another live one
Put it in between a loaf of bread and read it its maranda rights
>>712344724
sharpie in pooper
Remove its head
Trips decides if this little faggot i found on the street lives or dies.
If trips decides death, quads says how i do it.
death
DIE
>>712347037
Live
>>712347037
i say life
Death
trips and ill post nudes
>>712341575
Prove it....
TITS!
ez trips
>>712341661
pretty close... you get a teaser
>>712341575
roll
>>712341575
we dont beleive you
>yellowstone has just erupted
>everyone in the US is dead
how fucked are you?
>>712329710
>>712329710
somewhere between 1.5-1.6% fucked.
>>712329710
Pretty good. I'm Canadian
>>712329710
you realize it would only kill everyone in the midwest
>>712329710
Time to rebuild the empire.
Quads and Ill post nudes of my gf
>>712339656
Hey pewds
9999 get
Dude, do trips, she's hot af
do it.
9999
kemono
>>712339731
Well, what I did was I simply gave everyone a one month's warning that I was uninstalling skype. Then I uninstalled it. Whoever wanted to add me on XMPP or chat with me on IRC did. Whoever wasn't a true friend didn't.
Nothing is worth using Skype/Steam/Discord/bullshit for.
if it's better than skype it's good for me
pics you want saved cont.
I have alot if people are saving
>>712335547
YLYL
>>712341335
>>712341335
>>712341335
Khé Bergá?
>>712341335
Now if someone could just put a blunt/bong in his hand, a 420 hat, some smoke in the air, etc..
https://mega.nz/#!A19nyZJZ!MPu0gCHL wr6OkYmgxdNCnkY7mr9sSBDjDaZK7wFGLQI
I would tie her to the bed posts face down then fuck her pussy and ass filling both woth my cum till i have nothing left in my balls
Yep alright, would absolutely wreck, shes not allowed to break i contact with you either
I would make her sleep with her mouth closed
Why do all these jailbait bitches feel ashamed being seen in lingerie but they take tons of bikini photos. Where is the difference?
Came so hard my cum formed into a 9mm bullet and shot my dad in the face.
This man saved the West and in return he gets ridicule and hatred from the intollerant left. This must be how MLK felt.
>>712323811
>MLK
That filthy nigger ain't got nothing on our Trump!
>>712324123
They both fought for their races independence.
>>712324123
Trump Supporters
>not racist
>>712324269
He's clearly a false flagging Hillary supporter.
Putin did it first and got it worse. But this isn't a dick measuring contest. Trump is great and i'm glad. For the first time in a long time I am optimistic about the future. It looks like instead of WWIII we're going to get a new golden age. Bravo USA.
Posts ending in 0 are absolute truths
Posts ending in 7 are absolute lies
you are a faggot
>>712339661
you tried
OP is a fag
>>712339612
This quote is a lie
You will die in exactly 7 days after reading this
What's your secret, anon?
I wont tell anyone, I promise.
I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
Interesting. Every time I think about messaging her, the same song plays that day.
Billy Joel - Tell Her About It.
Not too into signs, but maybe it is one?
>>712337850
I didnt think thinks like that happened in real life. Who is she?
>>712337934
A girl I tried getting with, but ended up in an awkward friendzone.
Still could happen between us, but who knows.
>>712338076
How long ago was that?
drawthread?
Draw thread.
Kai still here?
>>712340086
(Bless)
allo
>>712340086
Still hangin around Pin?
uwu
What's this?
Don't forget TFF.
It would be a shame to miss this.
Why am I just ranting?
I think it has to do with lack of sleep and paranoia.
Faces of /b/ Thread.
Hi everyone. my name is Michael.
rate, judge, roast, make assumptions.
>>712337703
Here I'll join your thread op
>I'd assume you're called out for being ginger a lot and I feel maybe you have an Irish descent
You can rate me I guess
>>712337971
i get called ginger a lot, i dont mind it, i like being ginger. im not irish
i assume that your moustache isnt at its best..
>>712337703
your look like someone took a scott's testicle shaved just enough for a face and stuck it on an empty heinz bottle
>>712338197
hahah.. wow. fair enough i suppose.
>>712338187
In a way, yea my moustache labels me a pedophile and growing a beard taking a long fucking time but oh well a pedophile I shall be labeled for awhile
First to TRIPS will get 100m!
You need to include your rsn so I can contact you.
>>712336579
yak 1111
>>712336690
oh so close
purpleHuh
>>712336690
rip
Blayzed
