>wake up
>see this guy next to your bed
what do?
>>676102571
Grab shotgun,
Shells drop
>>676102571
Take him to the gym and teach him how to squat.
>>676102571
wonder how I got into a prison cell
>>676102571
Idk probably have sex with him
(Femanon here)
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (6.5 inches) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 8 inches long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.
Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 inches in length.
>>676100406
Top image is maybe 3"
Bottom is 7"-7.5"
stop trying to make guys feel bad about their dick, faggot.
>>676100406
I don't worry about the size of my dick anymore because I'm probably never gonna get laid anyway.
So jokes on you.
>>676100605
found the beta/chink
![86e2jvay47jdadnk3glj1n6qj.635x532x1[3].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/058/1459058050895.jpg "86e2jvay47jdadnk3glj1n6qj.635x532x1[3]")
I'm going to kill myself /b/. This isn't a joke and I don't think anybody can stop me at this point. All I've ever done is fuck up others lives. I have no life accomplishments and can guarantee that everybody will be much happer without me.
Do it
make sure to stream it
>>676102752
Oh fuck finally my life will finally get better please do it
k
Dubs get my whole set horny and bore ask an nympho anything
op post shampoo bottle on clit
>>676106429
hows it feel to be a fuck
Enjoy anal?
>>676106429
what's the most dicks you've handled at once?
Where's the new trap thread?
>>676105204
Here but post videos. I want some double teaming trap vids.
DASFDAGQQGR
o-oh my gosh alastor, your name!~
>>676105116
pantheon was 40 cs and 3 levels above me 10 minutes in. i think i just need to do more unranked to get champions, honestly, because i'm always counterpicked
Can a bro do a school review for me? Its for a school project and i really need this done. Make sure your profile pic is a black guy too.
Yeah nigga I'm on it
Kek this is stupid downboat. Fuck your school in the butt
>>676098110
hahahahahah kek
>A school project
>He thinks anyone will believe this
MAXIMUM KEKSIMUS
*New Thread*
gift people. anyone.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/anon19284345/wishlist/
>>676102150
i want to gift op, what's his steam? i have rocket league lying around
I will take any fucking game you give me. No matter how good or bad. Just please send me something.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071069194/
>>676102150
gift what if your proifle doesnt exostr
send games here.
I will take any fucking game you give me. No matter how good or bad. Just please send me something.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071069194/
No mexithread? Mexithread
bumo
>>676100425
bumpeo putos
>>676100425
You are worthless. Learn some content.
Pinches no manen, otra vez aquí weyes... a ver si no salta el wey ese que dice que no tenemos que hacer notarnos
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://6i9.no/wincest
pic related
>>676105286
just woke up time to download some porn
>>676105286
nothing better than a quick jerk off before bed
>>676105286
Oh fuck yeah thanks for sharing
>>676105286
ez download
Where tha shota thread at?
OP GET IN HERE LINK DIED
>>676104009
kekekekekekekekeke
>>676104009
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>676104009
bumping for visibility
FUCKIN BUMP THIS NEEDS TO LIVE
Name?
Have moar?
>>676093749
>>676094408
jesus christ WANT
Last one , need a name
First name: Milk
Last Name: Bags
Alright listen the fuck up pussies!
Had my job for 4 years now, im financially stable now i wanna start enjoying myself.
Been looking to get a sports car for sometime now but cant decide which one.
Budget 100k
Between:
GT-R R35
Corvette Stingray or Z06
Viper STR
Lambo Gallardo
370z NISMO
Jaguar F-Type R
Will make another thread trips name car
GT-R all the way.
>>676100089
>>/o/
>>676100089
What job do you have that allows you 100k to spend freely after 4 years?
>>676100580
> Inb4 /o/
they fucking suck
Wallpaper thread go
Ask someone who makes a living by selling runescape gold anything.
Last one 404d while i was in the shower my bad if i missed any questions.
Responses may be a tad slow as I'm on my phone.
Why don't you do literally anything else to make money?
>>676101217
I have a physical issue, and this is better money than most jobs, i also mostly just watch movies while staking.
You're a real cunt OP.
>>676101618
I'm crying =[
What drug do you like the best /b?
also general drug thread.
>>676101702
Alcohol
weed
>>676101848
I could never really get into alcohol, it always makes my stomach way to upset before I can get drunk enough.
Weed, alcohol and tobacco
Hate thread
>Feminism in the first world is invalidated because women in other parts of the world suffer more
Great logic there, retard
>>676100042
Wrong fucko.
First world feminists don't have a sense of scale for what oppression us so they consider their problems equal to those of women and minorities who have to actually deal with real consequences.
Ms Tumbltard only has to worry about how many reblogs she gets, not if she's going to be raped and stoned for heresy because she wore a blue Hijab instead of a black one.
Hunger games bitches
36 tributes because fuck 48
Raiders
Tori Jewelhorn
>Sex: Female
Faggotron
>>676103179
I will deliver but need more peeps
Also Pepe Le Peep
Best Michigan whores.
734 here
313 here
