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Cutfags: anyone have to get cut when they were older? Getting it done in a few weeks. (yes, I've tried creams and stretching and stuff, and it's not worked)
>have to get cut
>have to
>when they were older
enjoy being a beta bitch your whole life
>>686624189
ok, "decide to"
>>686624024
I got cut when I was 21. After it I ended up pissing in the shower because my piss went everywhere. Fix your bed to try and keep you in 1 spot because you'll get an erection in your sleep and it'll stretch the stitches and hurt. You'll be prescribed codeine or something. Don't jerk off for awhile. It'll look disgusting and numb at first but give it 2 months. After that you'll be fine. Keep checking for infections and so on. It was my last resort for a tight foreskin which made sex uncomfortable, so overall sex is better and jerking off is still the same.
>>686624616
how bad was the surgery itself?
>>686624870
Fine I was put asleep, so didn't feel shit. Nothing really important to say about it.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
claimin
best suit girl claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
Best German CV Claimed
>>686637686
>Another Ten approved thread
Oh boy.
Did anon do it? Or did she fake her death like she tweeted?
>>686636711
She dead nigga
>>686636711
Yes
Why does she wanna die again?
just attention whore
Someone could make some more chicken nuggers and post em
Der Deutsche Faden
es muss weiter gehen
was war der letzte Post?
kein plan
>>686635639
>dass er mich irgendwie toll fand
>dGw er mich schön findet
>>686635639
ergibt sinn
ich werd jetzt mal den Bong mit Mangoweed fillen und n bischen über alles nachdenken....
Und wieder von vorne..
Femanons lust auf techno lsd & ficken?
>>686635471
>komme nirgendwo vorbei, pff.
>sei noch arschiger, dann fickste niemanden
Bin gerne Arsch
>686635372
> Bei dir darf sie sich von deinem Haus-Nigger durchficken lassen, wa?
Gratuliere, du brauchst mal richtig was auf die Fresse, weisste aber schon lange selber...
>>686634706
> er hat öfter gejammert als alle meine freundinnen...
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Saw my ex in the supermarket today and she literally almost ran away from me.
>feels thread
>>686632879
Would you like to talk about it, anon?
>>686632879
Tu fais chier, Pierre
>>686632879
Your happiness needs to not depend on other people or their opinion of you. Be yourself, be happy with yourself, and yeah some people are not going to like that but who gives a shit? If you're happy with yourself someone who likes you for you will find you.
Eh.... 20 hours since I sent the message asking her out. No response. Hopping that she is just out of town or some shit, and that she'll say something soon.
But if she replies it will just be a NO.
ITT: You're having an orgy.
The first 3 pictures below your post is who you're having the orgy with.
Good luck.
>>686635901
In all honesty if I had the chance and nobody would know, I'd hit that.
>>6866
Post the 3rd image in your pictures folder
an hero
>>686630695
oh shit waddup
oh shit waddup
oh shit waddup
>>686630866
Checked
Oh shit waddup
Oh shit waddup
Friends you'd fuck
>>686630221
left left left left left left left left left
>>686630786
That's Jenny
Daily reminder that if you are only attracted to white, cis people then you're a bigot.
better than being a faggot
>>686625469
What if I like Latin/Hispanic women? Am I a half breed, race shaming white faggot? Diagnose my disease doctor.
Thanks! I'll be sure to check my privilege next time!
>>686625469
I don't get how cis is an insult or something to be ashamed of, it's like saying "fuck you for being okay with who you are".
>>686625469
This, coupled with the boipussi and white boi threads, I really think /b/ is being overwhelmed with SJWs or paid trolls.
I haven't left my house in over two and half weeks. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything, video-games don't do it anymore, they take way to much out of me. I don't know what to do at this point. Most of my days are spent sitting in my bed with my monitor on a little table next to me.
Any tips /b/? It has never been this bad, I've always been able to at least get through the days doing something but nothing cuts it anymore. I can really notice the days and weeks combining together, I don't remember anything from the days of this week, or the last one.
Homicide.
>>686630888
Don't you mean Suicide? I could never get myself to do that. I do think about it occasionally though.
Nice trips btw
>>686631086
Nope, I'm talking about cold blooded murder Thomas. Kill people. It's the right thing to do.
>>686631422
>>686631422
My name isn't Thomas but, nice try fbi.
So /b/ I just got assaulted by a #blacklivesmatter SJW and apparently us whiteys and asian neanderthals have stolen our entire civilization from the black master race?
What are some other amazing gifts the black race has gifted the world with? Help I need educating /b/
>>686627742
grape drank
Basically all the clothes, food, music and slang you love to claim as your own.
>>686627920
citation needed*
any evidence nig?
>>686627920
bullshit, I've seen world vision commercials, those people don't HAVE clothes or food, that's why they need pennies a day to dig a well or some shit, to be honest I usually turn the channel when commercials come on
>>686627742
>Increased murder rates
>Increased theft rates
>Increased rape rates
>Increased gang violence rates
I'm so happy that our black friends could bring us these gifts.
Does anyone know where this came from?
Anyone have more parts to this?
>>686625694
You are cancer sir
kys
fucking looser...
>>686625694
there is a difference between "pervy" things and this, this is just cruaulty to enjoy cruaulty... and no, there is no place for this here.
>>686625694
From Brazil ... where else...
OH GOD /B/ WHAT HAVE I DONE
>dad walks into my room to give the dog a treat
>notices all my clothes on the floor and scattered about
>says anon you need to do some laundry
>yeah I know
>pets the dog and walks away
>walk up to my laundry basket to see how bad it is
>realize I left my box of dildoes, buttplugs, and pocket pussies in the basket the night
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An hero
>>686624905
Ask me if I care?
>>686624905
Shit can we see your toys?
Have an idea but depends on how tech savy your dad is
You're his son. I'm sure your dad has had a thing in his butt. I'm willing to bet he understands and just wants you to do your fucking laundry.
Also maybe get a job and move out youhe can fuck your mom all over the house again.
>>686624905
Don't sweat it. Don't think about it or bring it up. I know my parents have seen all my bad dragon toys. You need to learn to just stop giving a shit.
PUSH UP THREAD
last 2 digits is the number of push ups you do. if you roll you must do them all, no exceptions
no puss outs.
Whats up reddit
Do people really find this challenging? Sad
I like baby P-P
>>686628685
i weigh 200 pounds but ok
Okay
Anyone got some reaction images? My supply is running low.
>>686632090
Drug thread
Share your stories. Weed, LSD, heroin... don't care. Go
sharing stories? That comes close to working.. no thanks
smoking weed btw
2 gs of garbage coke last night time to start detox
>>686623058
found it a good idea to take 1 g of meth at once, now have hallucination for rest of my life
meth- dont take lots of it at once
>DUDE DRUGS LMAO
get lost kid.
Any amerifags in need of LSD
Does anybody have any Primitive Spongebob memes?
>>686626211
let me guess, ginger
Bump i fucking love these memes
best meme in years
i just finished building my bike..
any comments? also what does /b/ ride?
>in before ''your mom''
shit tier fuel tank, 0 comfort seat, 0/10
>>686624501
your dad
Cock rate thread.
>>686620454
Nice size and shape. 7/10
>>686620454
10/10
Wanna cuck my girlfriend on kik? Haha
>>686621027
I'll think about it. What's her kik?
Thickness always makes it look smaller
>>686621133
Kik me and I'll give it to you. My kik is isay_kingme
