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dick rate thread
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>>703654519
8.5/10 how thick?
>>703654810
I dunno. Never measured before. 8.5 though, thanks fam. I'd give you a solid 7, nice curve
>>703654519
Suckable/10
Looks like mine
Not the prettiest or longest, but you have no problems
Looks thick
>>703654810
Big/10 but head looks kind of weird
Cock him
Disgustin food from your country, part 2
This son of a bitch is slimey, tastes like shit and its chewy as fuck
>>703658125
filipino?
I like that shit
>>703658242
Argentino
we have delicious food, though
Looks like the France's "tripes" (which are delicious)
ya this is tripe, here its in menudo and its fucking delicious
Deutsch
Deutscher
Deutschlandfaden!
>Qualitätsausgabe
>>703654593
>Deutschlandfaden
>Qualität
bist du behindert?
>>703654593
28:03 Boxxxer (19) hat Probleme mit PC-Spielen und dadurch auch Probleme im realen Leben.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgDJMSig5Z4 [Embed]
>28:03 Boxxxer (19) hat Probleme mit PC-Spielen und dadurch auch Probleme im realen Leben.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgDJMSig5Z4
>>703654593
fake
yes! Anons, Mein Gott, ich wäre grade schon auf /int/ versifft, wäre nicht glorreicher OP mit neuem Faden da.
Meine Fresse sind die /int/ler beschissen
sers!
alles fit anons?
Why are some people disgusted by a girl penis?
because atheists can't define atheism and how does that make you feel white boi
>>703656031
Goku would win.
People who don't enjoy seeing a nice little feminine penis on a beautiful girl are complete faggots.
>>703655892
no such thing as a girl penis. if you have a dick you are male, if you have a vagina you are female.
but people do like to play pretend. but most get done playing pretend before they graduate when they realize how stupid they are being.
There is literally nothing wrong with Donald Trump
Oh, no! Frieza has been resurrected and only trips can stop him from blowing up the Earth! Will you save us, /b/? Are you ready to become a hero?
rol
It's over, Freezer
>>703644669
Destructo disk!
>>703644836
´go away krillin. leave this to the real men
just do it
roll
>>703648897
rip
roll
roll
>>703648745
roll.
Hello /b/ Let's play a game.
Behind the black boxes there is a 10/10 girls ass against a shower glass.
Singles and the last digit delete the S-# black boxes.
Doubles and the last digit delete the D-# black boxes.
Trips unlock by order.
Quints get her kik
rollerino
rollerin0
>>703660906
>>703660906
Probably the worst box ahahah.
roli
roll
Roll
Do any of you faggots actually hack? If so, what OS do you use? I've heard Kali is pretty good
>pic related
>>703639557
nobody can hack my new website!
http://www.pyramidinternational.com
Windows
I am the hacker called 4chan
>>703639557
>Kali
Gross, put that shit away!
>>703640063
7, 8, 10?
Rolling
Roll
>>703658631
Reroll, ffs
i have the worst luck on these all the time.
>>703657961
Yes
>>703657961
rip me
Ok, you degenerates. I need you to brainstorm with me. Here's the situation:
>be me
>work in an office complex with too few parking spaces for the people who work there, and the spaces are small to boot
>if you're the last one there, you're gonna have to walk
>w/e, im not a hamplanet, i can walk if i have to
>problem is, there are *several* perpetually bad parkers in the lot
>pic
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>>70365108 Clog his exhaust
>>703651089
Inb4 potato in exhaust, keying his car, etc.
Those are obvious and he may reconnect the dots that it's the person whose car he keyed taking revenge. Keep in mind this happened months ago, and I've taken steps to not antagonize him again in the hopes he won't even think of my car when i finally exact revenge.
If i were going to go the exhaust route, id use 1/4" tubing attached to the end of a can of expansion foam shoved as far into his tail pipe as possible. But even that is obvious...
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>>703651089
What the fuck do you want us to say, dude? You wanna set off a bomb in his car or something?
The natural course for escalation is for you to key his car AND a little extra, which in turn will turn into THAT plus a little extra on you next time, building up until you are both litearlly shitting death on each other.
Now, wouldn't you rather just leave this fucking idiot alone and move on with your life, or do you want to be locked in a weird - by proxy - terroristic struggle between your car and...
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>>703651089
Put a mattress in his pool. Takes a crane to get it out.
Put wasp hive in car jimmy with car locks so can't get out
sissy thread
i think i could ignore its penis. looks cute otherwise. got any more pics of that thing?
>>703650639
>>703650639
higher res?
ITT we are employees in pic related on 9/11/2001 at 8AM
>>703654202
Wow sure is nice out, not a cloud in the sky
>>703654302
Man I wish I was on a higher floor, all I see down here are buildings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAyF8KmXORw
>>703654419
Hah, you should come up here sometime. The 91st is gorgeous!
>>703654502
Movie effects have really improved recently.
feels tread
>old
>much money
get a fucking job?
>>703651612
>9gag
>>703652614
He's not American & wasn't put in a home where nigresses abuse him by his kids
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703637604
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Eru Claim
>>703653593
Kinda like that.
>>703655889
Slow thread is slow.
>>703653519
I return with the supplies!
Tomorrow, I bake a devil's food cake with purple frosting and blue accents, its gonna look nice!
>>703657067
I didnt say it was im just doing it slow and being lazy
Claiming Felix
