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FB FAP continued
>>698504417
SAUCE MOAR
rekt thread
>>698496799
EYE ON THE TV
CAUSE TRAGEDY THRILLS ME
WHATEVER FLAVOR
IT HAPPENS TO BE
LIKE
KILLED BY THE HUSBAND
DROWNED BY THE OCEAN
SHOT BY HIS OWN SON
SHE USED A POISON
IN HIS TEA
AND KISSED HIM GOODBYE
THAT'S MY KIND OF STORY
IT'S NO FUN UNTIL SOMEONE DIES...
>>698498653
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE
I AM A MONSTER
FROWN OUT YOUR ONE FACE
BUT WITH THE OTHER
STARE LIKE A JUNKIE
INTO THE TV
STARE LIKE A ZOMBIE
WHILE THE MOTHER HOLDS HER CHILD
WATCHES HIM DIE
HANDS TO THE SKY CRYING
WHY, OH WHY?...
>>698498707
CAUSE I NEED TO WATCH THINGS DIE
FROM A DISTANCE
VICARIOUSLY I LIVE WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD DIES
YOU ALL NEED IT TOO
DON'T LIE...
>>698498732
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
WE WON'T GIVE PAUSE UNTIL
THE BLOOD IS FLOWING
NEITHER THE BRAVE NOR BOLD
WERE WRITERS OF THE STORIES TOLD
WE WON'T GIVE PAUSE UNTIL
THE BLOOD
IS FLOWING...
Battlestations thread
Post em faggots
>>698498980
Your mouse is so fucking stupid looking.
Oh ffs, when you store weapons next to your computer because it is the most logical place you will be attacked you need to go the fuck outside and get more sun. Also your Karambit is shit and you should feel bad about it.
>>698499100
That's what I thought when I got it, but you never stare at a mouse do you? You use it for it's functionality. Faggot <3
>>698499305
Nah, outside is for faggots.
Inside I got vidya, food and anime. Suck my left nipple
>>698498980
whats the game ur playing in background, also i like ur monitor
s/fur
everyday until you like it
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through
Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?
So you Anonymous of the world,
listen...
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>>698497081
anyway
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Fluffy thread
>>698488255
Mods are niggers edition.
>>698488255
stop being a fag and go to fluffybooru or something
>>698488665
Nigger.
The story of Millie
Bump
You get invited to a pretty high profile party, where you meet the celebrity of your dreams. You two actually hit it off, and get them in bed.
Post a picture of your celebrity crush, and the last two digits you roll on your picture is how many minutes you last in bed.
1 get, but check em.
>>698489602
>2 minutes
>>698490052
Good fucking choice, my friend
Facebook fap thread
My real estate agent
>>698494550
She loves showing that body off
>>698494754
what fucking body?
Reaction pics
>>698496654
He's from 2443
dick rate thread.
>>698491673
7
>>698491947
dude fucking 10 holy shit
9/11
>>698491947
8.5/10
I made the transition from male to female. I feel so fucking introspective rn and want to answer questions.
ama
>>698492381
>I made the transition from male to female.
hah
enjoy looking like bruce jenner in 5-10 years
>>698492537
doesn't work that way
If you start hormones young you will age like a woman. Jenner didn't start till his fucking 60's so so you think a 60 year old man in a dress and wig will look better than a 22 year old on hormones?
>>698492381
SRS or not ?
>>698492537
not how it works but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>698492805
>SRS or not ?
not yet, but my balls are gone so half way there, I keep it tucked at all times, its like a dead piece of flesh now.
>>698492381
what does the mound of mangled flesh that was once your penis smell like every morning?
Girls you wanna facial
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this bitch
>>698494304
>>698494297
more
Epic Faproulette
I cbf to make a pic so here it is:
1. Your typical jerk off
2. Jerk off to straight porn
3. Jerk off to a horse cock
4. Jerk off to a non-suggestive picture of a young teenage girl
5. Finger your ass while jerking off
6. Put peanut butter on your cock and let your pet lick you to orgasm
7. Jerk off to a picture of space
8. Fuck your pillow
9. Jerk off to pic related only
69: Eat your cum
Dubs: Only finger your ass until orgasm
Trips: You choose a number
>>698481453
Rolling
>>698481453
aight
gonna need a picture for 4
>>698481565
Not happening
>>698481620
wtf there is nothing for 0
reroll
