Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>698493146
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>698502771
There isn't many lewds of her sadly.
>Check em
>>698502417 (bully)
Good to know If shizuru was futa and offered to cum on you would you let her?
>>698502432 (pizza)
same thing no?
>>698502535 (Discount Tsundere~chan)
no not cool
>>698502947 #
>Cool
>Waifu thread
Of course I meant you are cool compared to all the other anons on the chan
Pretty much everyone on this thread
No one cars about the 3D world
>>698503227 #
He does? That's pretty cool but my dog is too big for that
If I want to breathe he can't sleep in my bed, you however can sleep with whenever you want
>>698503299 #
Nice get
>Claimed
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Finally a proper claim.
>>698503686
Sounds bad.
>>698503710
Not at all.
ITT: secrets
>>698497463
my cars mom tried to finger me in teh back of my moms friend
Memes aside, does Slender still lurk here? It's me, you.
>>698497463
I'm a big, bearish man's man who powerlifts, plays in a metal band and teaches rifle classes.
I'm straight up bisexual, but only for the hairless submissive femboys. I've never fucked one but when I interact with them I get a raging boner and want to choke-fuck them as much as I do with women. And I'm a total "daddy" type so I know at least some of them want to.
Fug.
>>698497797
haven't seen her for months qg, think she got tired of beign a mememe
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf /b/
>>698491822
I do
I'm a weirdo, haven't had a lot of relationships and they were all unstable, lol rip in pasta
Dumped her bc She wouldn't suck my dicc
I'm a gay male
YLYL
>>698489072
fag
>>698489072
HHAHAHAHA
>>698489147
lol rekt
Mother son (Straight shota)
and Sister complex
you have my attention
>>698502632
This
you cant start a thread with no pictures
Faces of /b/
>>698482343
Underage, MODS
>>698482734
tumblr tier hipster, leave here forever
ITT: FUCK THIS GAYTHREAD VIEW PIC RELATED
>>698483640
Oh look, this retard posted another photo of himself bceause he just NEEDS attention. And this time he has even more of a terrible filter!
what part of fuck off did you not understand, you underage failed-condom?
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>>698494005
the beginning of what...
>>698494005
Translation: This is just the beginning
what kind of number system is this:
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FB FAP continued
>>698504417
SAUCE MOAR
rekt thread
>>698496799
EYE ON THE TV
CAUSE TRAGEDY THRILLS ME
WHATEVER FLAVOR
IT HAPPENS TO BE
LIKE
KILLED BY THE HUSBAND
DROWNED BY THE OCEAN
SHOT BY HIS OWN SON
SHE USED A POISON
IN HIS TEA
AND KISSED HIM GOODBYE
THAT'S MY KIND OF STORY
IT'S NO FUN UNTIL SOMEONE DIES...
>>698498653
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE
I AM A MONSTER
FROWN OUT YOUR ONE FACE
BUT WITH THE OTHER
STARE LIKE A JUNKIE
INTO THE TV
STARE LIKE A ZOMBIE
WHILE THE MOTHER HOLDS HER CHILD
WATCHES HIM DIE
HANDS TO THE SKY CRYING
WHY, OH WHY?...
>>698498707
CAUSE I NEED TO WATCH THINGS DIE
FROM A DISTANCE
VICARIOUSLY I LIVE WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD DIES
YOU ALL NEED IT TOO
DON'T LIE...
>>698498732
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
WHY CAN'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?
WE WON'T GIVE PAUSE UNTIL
THE BLOOD IS FLOWING
NEITHER THE BRAVE NOR BOLD
WERE WRITERS OF THE STORIES TOLD
WE WON'T GIVE PAUSE UNTIL
THE BLOOD
IS FLOWING...
Battlestations thread
Post em faggots
>>698498980
Your mouse is so fucking stupid looking.
Oh ffs, when you store weapons next to your computer because it is the most logical place you will be attacked you need to go the fuck outside and get more sun. Also your Karambit is shit and you should feel bad about it.
>>698499100
That's what I thought when I got it, but you never stare at a mouse do you? You use it for it's functionality. Faggot <3
>>698499305
Nah, outside is for faggots.
Inside I got vidya, food and anime. Suck my left nipple
s/fur
everyday until you like it
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through
Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?
So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave
>>698497081
anyway
Fluffy thread
>>698488255
Mods are niggers edition.
>>698488255
stop being a fag and go to fluffybooru or something
>>698488665
Nigger.
The story of Millie
You get invited to a pretty high profile party, where you meet the celebrity of your dreams. You two actually hit it off, and get them in bed.
Post a picture of your celebrity crush, and the last two digits you roll on your picture is how many minutes you last in bed.
1 get, but check em.
>>698489602
>2 minutes
Facebook fap thread
My real estate agent
>>698494550
She loves showing that body off
Reaction pics
>>698496654
He's from 2443
dick rate thread.
>>698491673
7
>>698491947
dude fucking 10 holy shit
9/11
I made the transition from male to female. I feel so fucking introspective rn and want to answer questions.
ama
>>698492381
>I made the transition from male to female.
hah
enjoy looking like bruce jenner in 5-10 years
>>698492537
doesn't work that way
If you start hormones young you will age like a woman. Jenner didn't start till his fucking 60's so so you think a 60 year old man in a dress and wig will look better than a 22 year old on hormones?
>>698492381
SRS or not ?
>>698492537
not how it works but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>698492805
>SRS or not ?
not yet, but my balls are gone so half way there, I keep it tucked at all times, its like a dead piece of flesh now.
Girls you wanna facial
continued
this bitch
>>698494297
more
Epic Faproulette
I cbf to make a pic so here it is:
1. Your typical jerk off
2. Jerk off to straight porn
3. Jerk off to a horse cock
4. Jerk off to a non-suggestive picture of a young teenage girl
5. Finger your ass while jerking off
6. Put peanut butter on your cock and let your pet lick you to orgasm
7. Jerk off to a picture of space
8. Fuck your pillow
9. Jerk off to pic related only
69: Eat your cum
Dubs: Only finger your ass until orgasm
Trips: You choose a number
>>698481453
Rolling
>>698481453
aight
gonna need a picture for 4
>>698481565
Not happening
Waifu claiming thread
previous b&
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mizore claim
>>698493146
and 3,2,1
Ayy finally someone made a thread
Saber claim rip thread edition
Newfag janitors
What happened to the last one?
