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ITT: Ask a Canadian anything
There are literally dozens of us!
>>676681305
shit thread gtfo >>>/trash/
>>676681305
How will you feel when based-Trump annexes America's hat?
>>676681589
Honestly I think Trump will leave us leafbros away for the first term. After that it's over to iceland
>>676681589
ill pray all our bros in europe will help us fight the new Hitler and stop his plans for a world corporatocracy.
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
Please do it to her. Biggest slut in school. I'll post it on her fb
Will a fellow /b/ro buy FAllout 4 for a Clinically depressed fag.. SteamID: sanctifiedhero
>>676680350
How 'bout you get a job queer bait
>>676680350
Like your broke ass computer can run it.
Why not pirate ftl
>>676680835
Inb4
>I don't like pirating, I want to own it because I'm a massive fucking queer and my broke ass can't even afford a ring to run it but I'm relying on the generosity of this piece of shit website
>>676680350
Any kind anon that could gift me Darksouls 3?
Also add me if you want to jolly co op Darksouls 1 or need some help
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FakeGodsRealm/
Thanks bros and have a great night, dont forget to tell me your SL so we can Co Op easily
>>676681038
>Then WHy ask for it.
Sage
Discussion on spooktacular games of spookyness, why you like them, favorite level, favorite enemy unit, and the villains you love to hate the most.
Dead space is one of my favorite recent franchises. Seems like it had the best parts of resident evil 4 and awsome gore, and I liked the creatures most deff, all around I felt it was pretty dope. I'd give it a spook rating of... 13 dead rats out of 17
Dead space 1 first horror game I ever played, loved it
Amnesia was good, the water part in Justine where the monster is breaking down the door was the most stressful moment of my life
Layers of Fear is turning out to be amazing because scary and I love macabre paintings
>>676684677
Also, silent hill 2 is legendary
>>676684677
Nice dubs, I'll have to check those out.
>>676684090
>>676684090
>>676684090
*spoiler alert*
i could have shat a diamond flavored Jill sandwich when i first played this game in this scene
Anons post girls and other anons say what they'd do to them if given the chance. Reply for reply
>>676673108
Fuck that ass bro
>>676673827
Fuck that ass bro
>>676674019
Fuck that ass bro
Everyone hates this cunt...why is she doing so well in the primaries?
>>676682560
people who think electing a vagina is needed because ITS 2016 PEOPLE: feminists, identity politics people, progressives, black people for some reason even though Sanders is more likely to cater to them
i dont know who else, im surprised anyone besides these ideology peeps would vote for her
>>676683157
also people who are easily swayed by advertising and media and dont check things out themselves
She has sucked the most banker cock so far and represents the interests of large corporations so the media loves her and talks her up...
Crazy fuck on the right, crazy fuck on the left, and this creaky trumpet cunt is going to glide right up the middle. Stupidest election in a while.
>>676683738
Almost like it was planned???
Let's get some more chubby/fat/bbw/sbbw tits in here. Only amateur sluts.
>>676676070
Fat pussies too
And getting fucked
Rekt bread? Rekt bread
I'll dump a few here and there before this shit gets a 404
Hey /b/, recently there's been a few robberies in my area and I'm pretty worried about getting, I'm too poor to afford a viable weapon (let alone a gun) and I don't feel like waiting an entire year to get one either way, so with a little bit of brainstorming I got an idea to make a baton like weapon using a railing from an old junk drawer, when I ripped it out there was a little nail on the end and I decided that will be where I'll try to focus all my power on, tell me /b/, what do you think, would you consider it a viable self defense weapon
My beretta
>>676681110
That's nice and all but I can't afford that shit, let alone probably buy it, I live in California and from what I know, they are strict as fuck with weapons
Shameless, self bump
Wat about my short barrel pump shotgun?Can shoot hollow point slugs so one shot is all it takes.
>>676681852
Only 200 dollars!
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgam e.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-c reator
>create waifu
>post waifu
>rate other people's waifus
while you guys take the time to do that, here's trump.
Eh boring, ylyl
Some day
>>676679925
8/10
>>676680495
10/10
turns out my "dream waifu" looks suspiciously like myself.
I've decided to not think about it too hard.
Lets talk about dildos goddamnit.
This is now a ylyl thread
http://bad-dragon.com//
>>676669340
My gf has that exact one.
Bad dragon is nice for texture, njoy is best for quick play, mininum lube, and hits my prostate every time. Sheeth makes my dick a dildo, so wheee
>>676670357
you know the rules, pics or it didn't happen
![1913555_1706626589625924_4081864891853577941_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Qlybsr.jpg "1913555_1706626589625924_4081864891853577941_n[1].jpg")
Don't feel like sleeping so can I get a creepy thread?
Images or stories, doesn't matter.
i'm a creep
Bump
My dick screams at me
>>676670750
Your a weirdo
>>676670750
can confirm, is browsing 4chan.
(Part 2)
Anons post girls and other anons say what they'd do to them if given the chance. Reply for reply
I would let her go reverse cowgirl on me
>>676684129
Full on anal
>>676684657
>>676684129
Spread her and fuck her just like that.
>>676684946
Bend her over, pull those panties down and fuck her in front of the mirror. Looks like a nice tight ass on her.
Ask a guy who is 20 years old and has 4 chicks with benefits anything.
They are:
-18 year old white-washed black girl, 10/10 body, firm perky tits, bubble ass, fit, took her v-card, is my personal sex slave, worships cock, swallows, does anal, etc.
-35 year old hot blonde milf of 3 kids, great ass, fit/thin, took some effort to seduce because she doesn't go for younger dudes, got her hooked on me and wants me to constantly fuck her hard and creampie her
-17 year old (legal age is 16 in my province) sex-obsessed French-Canadian girl, wants to be fucked
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>>676684481
Do you like deli meat
>>676684641
Love it
>>676684481
What is your favorite vegetable?
>>676684481
when did you lose your virginity?
>>676684481
do you think anyone has ever?
Pics you have saved from other anons part 2002010109
More of this cutie
I'm looking for a pic girl bending over stairs shes white has kind of pale skin purple thong and yoga pants pulled down and she's wearing stripped rainbow socks
Should I buy a Vita
>>676675464
Tbh I wouldn't, they've been out a while so I'm betting Sony is working on a new one that'll be out in a year or so, so save up for that one
no.
I bought one. almost never use it.
once in a while i will bring it out and play maybe 1-2 hours of various games on it, then it goes back in the drawer.
i don't think i have ever gone through a whole battery charge playing.
its a great piece of hardware. comfortable, good battery and screen, etc. but the lack of good games is crippling
>>676675464
Nope. Outdated. It's obsolete.
>>676675874
>Sony is working on a new one that'll be out in a year or so
No they're not.
Also, they don't make games for it OP.
>>676676085
Anymore games*
Stoner Music Thread.
Been lookin for some new jams to listen to when I'm high.
Porter Robinson's Worlds is one of my favs to listen to.
>>676672961
Are you familiar with the classics like Spacemen 3? If not check those guys out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M8Kdtm5Vs
>>676672961
Slowdive "Souvlaki"
Aphex Twin "Selected Ambient Works II"
Heathered Pearls
And, uh, yeah, Pink Floyd
Gorrilaz daemon days or the incredible true story by logic
If you want a fantastic trip, check this video out. I watch it almost every time I smoke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDXqS5L9e_E
King krule
I'm 26 and my penis is a little less than 2 inches long when I'm fully hard.
I read a research study that says size actually does matter in bed, for orgasms...
I also read another study that recently found the average ideal penis size for women is 6.4 inches...
I bought a penis pump, and I've been pumping for months, my penis isn't getting any bigger though.
It also sucks because I have to special order condoms from the UK that are small enough to fit my penis... Normal size condoms fall right off...
I was testing one of
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honestly i would just kill myself if i were you OP
you're not going to triple your size with a pump
>>676683308
if theres such a thing as too small or too big then yeah size does matter
also if your female roommate pointed it out to yeah she could probably definitely tell what it was if it looks like a condom at all, theyre the same width throughout, not like a balloon that is baggier on the end part and rounder
also if u use the penis pump when anyones in your house they can probably tell youre using it penis pumps are a very specific sound not a lot of stuff sounds like them unless you inflate bicycle...
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ya well my shits 3 inches and i know i'll never fuck a bitch or even enjoy sex myself with such a small dick
Speaking of triple, check out these trips.
damn nigga how that even happen
Illinois thread
only here for 224
>>676674947
As in the Area code?
Any Uni of Urbana girls?
Limited time only! I'm sharing my gf!
>>676672306
Tits or gtfo cuckfag
>>676672493
Not proportional
those buck teeth really make it hard to like her.
>>676672686
Agreed, super shoppededededededed
