>Age
>Job
>Pay
>34
>McDonald's head chef
>£5.30/hr
>>676686304
18 qt clerk 9/hr
>>676686304
21
dishwasher
11.00$ CAD
>>676686304
>18
>Fucking your fat dead mother
>She pays me in bones
Fuck you OP suck my dick.
>>676686654
No +tips? sucks to be you
no boy and older woman thread /b/? for shame!
I kinda like the straight shota category of a boy and a teen babysitter.
>>676684957
Whenever I see older women with younger men it makes me want to cuddle and I get emotional. I think I have a lot of mommy issues
>>676685685
Same, man. It makes me feel all "weird". And sometimes makes me squirm out of embarrassment.
>>676687545
Ignore the trolls this is fucking great.
>>676687545
Today OP was not a faggot
>>676687545
this vid is amazing
>>676687545
oh yeah baby
>>676687545
bumping for interest
Hey /b/ how do you wipe?
I don't, I have a sex slave licking my anus.
>>676684182
Using your tongue
>>676684182
i always have the toilet paper like in the photo and i always fold
I ran out of toilet paper and used a swiffer sweeper once
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You have exactly 10 seconds to prove your not a newfag.
>tfw (let the rage begin about "your' and "you're")
>>676676209
You are a faggot
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dubs names my piece
>>676683910
the nigger phallus
>>676683910
The BBC
>>676684255
fuck
>>676683910
Black Cannon
Pocket Cannon
Something like that maybe?
This shit look good? (New guy)
It looks like pot. Smoke it and you tell us if it's good.
Looks decent. Smoke it to find out
Looks bomb
idk
So guys. I've been thinking.
What happens when the outside lava on the sun solidifies like it has on earth? Isn't it going to be dark all day and we'll only have a bit of moonlight at night?
>>676680072
The reason the lava solidifies is because it coolsdown, the sun doesn't cooldown you twat.
>>676680072
Also, the sun isnt made of fucking rocks.
There is no lava on the sun you cuck
>>676680072
The sun is made of carbon,hydrogen, and helium, it's mass is so large it's pull of gravity keeps the ignited gas in its atmosphere.
No lava dip shit
Hi,
I need help with this math question,
can /b/ help a brother out?
Thanks!
bump 4 justice
>>676681663
would you pay for it?
>>676682301
how much u want
shameless selfbump
All I can think about is eating loads from my sisters pussy..what is wrong with me?
>>676684136
Ya not the only one /b/ro
I had a sex dream about my fat mom. Not to happy about that one.
don't be a pussy anon, do it
That's normal OP. Go to sleep.
What is the most hateful thing you can come up with to say to someone?
you make OP look like a cool guy
>>676679618
"if I was in a room with OP, OP and you I'd shoot you twice"
Even OP wouldn't suck your dick.
I'm so gay I exclamation dick in the bathroom řight now
Smal dick humilliation thread
Bump
>>676682866
looks as my dick. It gets 9cm/11cm (3,4inch/4.1inch) at best when erected. :(
What's the pic in his hand /b/?
Will thread be kill before /b/ can post their shoops?
>>676682296
i got this
OK /b/ short story time. Tell me if this breaks the "bro code"
>be me 26 years
>rent house with brother out in the country
>get along 90% of the time
>there is a gas station nearby with qt3.14 gril
>easy 8/10
>spent about a week mildly flirting with her so she remembers who I am with all the customers she gets so I can get her number.
>me and my brother drinking and smoking last weekend
>bring up gas station and their shitty prices.
>I mention I was going to try to get gas girls number next day when I buy smokes
>not even an hour later he leaves for the gas station and comes back with her number
Areyoufuckingserious.jpeg
>be angry in silence and just continue drinking
>later that night he won't stfu about her conversation.
>I tune him out and listen to music
>he then states he does not want me to try to get with her if it doesn't work out stating "bro code"
>even says if I do he would punch me in the duck
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I feel that him almost immediately going to get her number upon me stating my interest was a violation of his so called bro code.
So my /b/ros here is the question. Did he fuck up and is now being a little bitch? Or am I just retarded. Discuss. Harass. I want insight from my fellow /b/ tards.
It's dick not duck btw
He's protecting you anon, she's actually your sister.
TBH OP, I'm on your side, I would be pissed too. Do whatever you feel like. Fuck him.
>>676680466
Thank you anon. Anyone else have insight? Similar stories are welcome to.
I was in a private sector of the Catholic Church...charged with dealing with the supernatural...AMA
fuck u
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/im-so-high
>>676682460
I'm bored..
Did you use candles?
Why?
What made them decide to charge you? Were you exiled?
>>676682460
Isn't Opvs Dei one big cultist front anyway?
Here
How smart are you?
shameless self bump
why Tetris borked?
>>676665607
Smart enough not to waste my time doing this.
>>676665607
Sorry dude I'm not coloring in that shit in paint. Should have made them all just one color
Just smoked some weed. AMA.
What's on the tunes?
>>676680185
Some childish gambino.
r u feelin it mr krabs?
>>676678725
Same here. Wat doin? Jammin' on Pandora, drinkin' brew and chillin' with doge here.
ITT: Ask a Canadian anything
There are literally dozens of us!
>>676681305
shit thread gtfo >>>/trash/
>>676681305
How will you feel when based-Trump annexes America's hat?
>>676681589
Honestly I think Trump will leave us leafbros away for the first term. After that it's over to iceland
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
Please do it to her. Biggest slut in school. I'll post it on her fb
