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I'll fucking do it. I don't give a HECK anymore.
>>677318482
MODS
So do it, faggot
THERES YOUR CP
>>677318482
No you won't pussy. Your mom says go to your room faggot.
>>677318769
OMG TOP KEK THE LOLS WERE HAD.
PRANKD BRO HAHA
Kill yourself.
Feet thread anyone?
Hey guys foot model here
I do Skype and custom videos
Kik me @lovemyfeet12
i have some pics of my aunts feet on my phone? i can kik them to you or if you keep thread alive i can post here?
>>677316581
http://iconosquare.com/lovemyfeet12
Candid shot. Gf asleep
>>677317447
fucking ugly
You got exactly 30 seconds to post your laptop ITT.
Bonus points for ThinkPads.
>>677317646
What's wrong with /g/?
Also this picture is like 4 years old.
>>677317474
Fuck yeah, I got a T62 that i use for coding and what not. I dont get why i love thinkpads so much. but i really do, they are great
>>677317646
Some Tumblrina with self-diagnosed multiple personality disorder just posted this survey wanting people to help choose its new name. Let's trigger her boys
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uG xiZ0pCFx61R3YNaYjV_uFmoS1A4qGU1J2u9 KQ2w5k/viewform?c=0&w=1&usp=mail_fo rm_link
I put Johnny Ballsack
Bump. Where's her pic?
And like, whats her tumblr?
I just put "Nobody really liked you".
I put Nigger Raper McFatty
Any pedo stories you would like to share??? This is your only chance!
>>677315575
Guy I used to work with disappeared from work one day. Turned out someone was looking for a CD or some such shit, went to the desk in his office and found a load of kiddie porn pics in one of the drawers. Nobody knows exactly what else happened, but he ended up going down for 14 years.
>>677315575
Yes actually.
When I was about five I was molested twice. It really fucked me up, and now I find and destroy all pedophiles.
Are you one of them?
I was molested by my cousins and neighbors when I was a kid... Shit scarred me and I wish I could get help out but I don't even acknowledge it happened. And my cousin lives with us.
I used to find CP when i was like 10 or so and discovering internet porn and girls my own age.
I got attached to some models, but eventually detached by separating fantasy and reality. Feels pretty good to trust myself to never do anything wrong and dont even bother to fantasize anymore.
All I can recomend to others who feel guilty about any pedo tendency is that I'd say resist at all costs. None of it is worth it. reclaim your time spent doing something you feel guilty about and do something else.
>>677317144
Probably my fault, I watched movies with my dad that had nudity and I mimicked it on my female cousin who didn't like that since she was 3/4
Then my guy cousin would take advantage of me and tell me I liked it and I believed him. This lead to doing with my neighbor and his sister who was younger. The mom caught us and they moved. Then I got raped by my cousins older brother in his room and that really changed me.
This lead to me pretending to be asleep anytime my young cousin slept over and he kept...
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Trips names my bong
bing bong
>>677317443
Degenerate stoner
Ching chong
>>677317704
I already know that thanks
>>677317443
The glass cock.
Unleash your inner jew anon
bent
ro'
Shillrolling
rollins
I really really don't want to be gay.
I hate the LGBT community, I hate the AIDS-ridden disgusting daddy issue community that all act like retards and loud-mouthed idiots.
Can you turn straight somehow? How can I get rid of this mental illness?
nah. but then again, I feel that 95% people are bi, the rest aren't normal
Get some pussy, its the best thing since alchool
Part of accepting your sexuality is realizing that the word "gay" doesn't necessarily have to have a negative connotation.
I'm gay and I don't do gay ass shit. It's totally cool to feel marginalized or as an outsider within the "community" you're forced into, but you can't change your sexuality.
Trust me dude -- straight women are just as bad as gay men.
>>677317572
Bis are even worse than gays
>>677317405
Dubs will be my phonebackground for a month.
Roll
>>677315877
WINRAR
>>677315877
Kek
>>677315877
I need a better format
>>677315877
Top zozzle
Can you solve the trolley problem?
What's the problem?
>>677313702
>>677313783
Problem solved
![kiritsugu02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/obF0bqP.jpg "kiritsugu02[1].jpg")
Sacrifice the one person.
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 faggot
Ok /b/, pathetic story time aka how I lost my virginity then ended up bingedrinking for a week, now craving alcohol like loser.
I met a girl in a student dorm I was staying in at the time. She was fun, kind of childish but kind of cute. All the shit started out like a joke, I was flirty and direct. All this time I was dating another girl, my ex’s boss and everything was well. Both are older than me, ex’s boss is 25 and this chick who completely fucked up my feelings is 22.
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>>677314175
thanks bro, i really apreciate
>>677314521
cont you fucking fag or top yourself
I texted her good morning, like sometimes I used to do. She responded and we texted a bit, I was at classed and kinda distracted. In the evening I texted her and she replyed at first but then she stopped. Never panicked, let that go and continue hanging out with buddies. At some point I’ve seen her coming back home so, naturally, I wanted to speak with her. I asked her to come and have a smoke with me, she agreed but she was a whole different person. Freaked out when I touched her(sometimes when I talked to her I would put my hand on her knee or whatever, shoulder, hand, etc...
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>>677314624
faggot i am drunk. Wait for me to tell the story, you'll be disapointed.
Ok, the next day, in the morning I was fucking down. Also a free day and I thought “what the fuck, let’s get drunk” so I went outside and bought a bottle of whiskey. Baaad idea. Finished the fucker by evening and I was craving more since this shit makes me feel on top of the world. Ok, go outside and buy another, what is the scholarship for? (apparently I am smart, no kidding). Finished half of that shit and stayed on omegle since 4 am, seen some tits and stuff, it was ok. I went on like this until the week was over and I went home. In 3 days I drank 4 bottles of 750ml...
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hey /b/. question. i am on citalopram and i have a bad cold so i decided to take robitussin cough and cold. i have had a few doses now and i'm feeling kinda dizzy. seratonin syndrome is probably the cause. am i going to die? is there long term effects? can i drink the whole bottle?
shameless self bump
>>677312708
I take citalopram 40mg and have heard seratonin syndrome is similar to the withdrawals from citalopram.
Not 100% though
Any brain shocks at all?
>>677312708
Nothing wrong with Robotrippin'.
>>677313407
Story on your pic??
No you cannot drink the bottle, you little bitch. I hope you fucking die.
Takes a while for it to start working (6-8 weeks). Hang in there chicken, I'm thinking of you. X
My Girlfriend sent me a picture of the watch I got her. IMO it looks great on her
lelele i posted it again
>>677314786
how did you ever split her hooves ?
>>677314786
You will never even have a girlfriend, op!
>>677314786
why did you put a watch on a pig's foot?
>>677314786
why would you put a watch on an ankle??
>>677292732
Zootopia bread 2.0!
>>677314883
Shes gonna get it
WHEN ARE THEY GETTING TOGETHER.
Bumping with queen
>>677314883
Heyo!
>>677315183
the she bended the hips was disturbing
rate me /b/
>>677315313
6/10
10/10
>>677315313
8/10, get a new camera that doesn't make you look like you have Jaundice.
merhaba tr
>>677315313
Fuck off kike
Someone please fuck me
>>677317038
u know the rules..
fuck yurself dude
>>677317038
Do you get dumped by your gf kiddo?
Not Your Personal Army
>>677317038
checked OP must obey or fuck off
>>677317038
too old
YLYL Thread
EXTREME
>no more snipping 4 u he he
Already lost
>>677315422
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
best faggot
Who the bitch??
>>677314822
Most beautiful gurl in the wurld
Question for the muricans.
Why the fuck do you pick your bud instead of grinders? The effects are so much weaker.
Not even American but I doubt any nation as a whole that isn't 3rd world would primarily hard-bust instead of using a grinder.
Murican here, wtf are you on about? The only people I ever knew to pick instead of grind were me and my dumass highschool friends back when we didn't have one because we didn't want parents finding them.
i always grind and so do my firends, what i get pissed off is that they all grind their stems with the bud,
>>677315805
2ndnd
go smoke tobacco w/ ur weed op
>>677316054
Poppers? Spliffs? Why don't you just crawl back into the East coast shithole you crawled out from?
CIV Thread - Trader edition!
You aspire to filthy rich as a jew and become the greatest merchant of all time!
Heading out with a solid handcart and a box you swiped from your pops you head out into the world
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: 50 Coins
> Cargo: Unidentified box of goods
First dubs always gets, what do /b/?
>>677314957
OPEN THE FUCKING BOX
OP here,
dubs also gets to decide whats in the box.
>>677314957
In the Box is a Loli.
>>677315158
Roll!
>>677315383
Roll
