Since you're all close friends I will share this secret with you all. I just can't keep it in anymore. Roughly 2 years ago, I got drunk and I got in a disagreement with this dude at a bar. A verbal fight broke out and he demanded me to go outside and fight with him. There was this drunk bitch there too that his hoe it something. He started whooping my drunk ass bad. As he was beating me on the ground, I saw a piece of rusty, grabbed it and smashed it to his head. He fell down and I said from under him and got up. It wasn't until I saw the chick sobbing that I realized I had done more than just knocking the punk ass out. His head was bleeding like crazy. He wasn't moving. I was so scared that I couldn't even check to see if the motherfucker was dead or not. The bar owner came out from back door and saw us. It took him a while to figure out what the Fuck had happened. I was shaking and was scared shitless. The bitch was still sobbing. The bar owner told me to calm the Fuck down. He said it was not the first time he had seen shit like this go down. He said he could save my ass at a price. To this day, I still make a trip to that bar every few months to pay him the payment for handling the situation, disposing the body, dealing with the bitch and not ratting me out. 800 every three months is still a lot of fucking money for me, but I have to pay him for the rest of my life if I don't want him to get the security footage to the cops. But now, after 2 years, I can't deal with this shit anymore. I still get nightmares about that night. Fucking scared in my sleep. The strange thing is that when I wake up, it's the opposite. It's like I crave the rush and the feeling of taking a life...
He can go to the slamming for with holding evidence,
Nice bait mait
You killed someone in self-defense, what's the problem?
How much do you pay the guy?
>>677320808
800 every 3 months you dense motherfucker
I'm in love with a stripper. Help!
she poppin she rollin she rollin
>>677319610
Fuck you beat me
>>677319387
Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!
[Verse 1]
Got the body of a goddess
Got eyes butter pecan brown I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my crib and do that night thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a stripper
>>677319387
But anon , is this the first time u went to a strip club or something ?
What martial art do /b/ practice?
Bedroom
>>677318298
Anyone that answer here will reply with a edgy martial arts name.....Just Pure and Simple Shotokan Karate
>>677318298
I've studied a lot over the years, but not currently doing anything.
Started with Boxing at 7, Tung Soo Do at 14, Wresling (High School at 16, and Muay Thai at 20.
YLYL thread: Greentext edition
>>677319666
checked satan
No rules
Add xrob49
good group!!!!!!!!!!!!
Add me_is_typing_
Add baker258456
Slav thread?
>>677318889
>>677319176
Bump for OP, off by one
bamp for potential
Dindu nuffin
I'm white officer, I didn't do anything
What if I'm a nigger but I'm a Nigerian prince
>>677320231
Fuck off police
Rowling
Virginfag here. What does a vagina smell and taste like?
tastes like copper if you ask me
>>677321031
Like its 2 inches away from an arse hole.
If arse is clean, pussy good. If arse unclean, pussy bad.
I actually dont know, im a virgin too. closest i've come was a tit grope of a slut crowd surfing topless at a festival. Was pretty awesome.
like a bag of sand
Blind here. What do colors look and feel like?
Waifu claiming thread.
>filling up too fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>im not a tea addict
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>Best goth waifu claimed
>A little late, what did I miss?
>>677319403
hi everyone
>>677319622
how's it going shinoa!
Anonymous will crumble
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I'm a writer hopefully going to release his first book in 2017.
Ask me anything.
How old are you?
>pretty important in the writing market
>>677317799
Not a question but just saying good luck!
Have a beautiful weekend.
coke or pepsi?
>>677317799
What do you write?
What's the cringiest thing that you did?
Mine is masturbating to fb pics.
>>677314720
Mine is saying "i love you" to my girlfriend"
watching zootopia
>>677314943
...to your hand.
>>677315247
It would have been less cringy, I love my hand dude
chaturbate sextygirl61
kek lol xd xd
>>677316146
Look I know you all might not be mature enough to realize this. But this really old lady (or whatever) has some surprisingly nice tits. I'm just letting u know.
would anyone be willing to waste some money on this very good lady?
that raging bitch with issues is back too
i feel sorry for her, a grown ass woman having to resort to this kind of thing
Would you step on him for 18 billion dollars try to justify it
>>677317465
I'd do it for $10,000,000.....shit
yee man
I'd do it for free
>>677317465
You know how many babies you could buy for 18,000,000,000?
OK MOTHER FUCKERS ARE YOU FUCKING READY??? TELL ME THE MOST INHUMANE THING YOU'VE EVER DONE...I PAYED MY FRIEND 100$ TO EAT SHIT AND LET MY FRIEND RECORD IT I WILL DO MY BEST TO RETRIEVE THIS VIDEO.
>>677316152
>pic related
>I WILL DO MY BEST TO RETRIEVE THIS VIDEO.
aka "I WILL NOT DELIVER"
we convinced a friend to fuck this ugly, drunk girl. When he was done we ran in and clapped him out of the room, and gave him a WWF wrestling belt.
Then another friend fuck the ugly girl and jizzed on her face before throwing her out.
I WILL ATEMPT TO MESSAGE MY FRIEND RIGHT NOW SUPPOSEDLY THE VIDEO WAS DELETED BY CODENAME:FAGGOT (WHO ATE THE SHIT)
Show your reaction faces
>>677318364
the "you are so gonna get friendzoned"
You have cum three times, but she keeps sucking.
after the police ask you why you have kids locked in your basement
The "more or less /b/ in a nutshell"
Girls pantsed keep'm cummin'
>>677316541
Source?
I'm definitely watching
>>677316541
The girl on the left looks hot af
God tier movies thread
I'll start
Also i need to know what movies to download before i leave tomorrow.
>>677315015
>god tier movies
>interstellar
>>677315681
Then tell me what is a god tier movie
Also inb4 empire 1964
>>677315015
Serbian film is a lot deeper than it seems
Ever heard of Akira? It's anime, but it's really good.
Fb fap thread cont
>>677319071
stop being a fucking weirdo
Dankest memes
