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Trips names my bong
bing bong
>>677317443
Degenerate stoner
Ching chong
>>677317704
I already know that thanks
>>677317443
The glass cock.
Unleash your inner jew anon
bent
ro'
Shillrolling
rollins
I really really don't want to be gay.
I hate the LGBT community, I hate the AIDS-ridden disgusting daddy issue community that all act like retards and loud-mouthed idiots.
Can you turn straight somehow? How can I get rid of this mental illness?
nah. but then again, I feel that 95% people are bi, the rest aren't normal
Get some pussy, its the best thing since alchool
Part of accepting your sexuality is realizing that the word "gay" doesn't necessarily have to have a negative connotation.
I'm gay and I don't do gay ass shit. It's totally cool to feel marginalized or as an outsider within the "community" you're forced into, but you can't change your sexuality.
Trust me dude -- straight women are just as bad as gay men.
>>677317572
Bis are even worse than gays
>>677317405
Dubs will be my phonebackground for a month.
Roll
>>677315877
WINRAR
>>677315877
Kek
>>677315877
I need a better format
>>677315877
Top zozzle
Can you solve the trolley problem?
What's the problem?
>>677313702
>>677313783
Problem solved
![kiritsugu02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/obF0bqP.jpg "kiritsugu02[1].jpg")
Sacrifice the one person.
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 faggot
Ok /b/, pathetic story time aka how I lost my virginity then ended up bingedrinking for a week, now craving alcohol like loser.
I met a girl in a student dorm I was staying in at the time. She was fun, kind of childish but kind of cute. All the shit started out like a joke, I was flirty and direct. All this time I was dating another girl, my ex’s boss and everything was well. Both are older than me, ex’s boss is 25 and this chick who completely fucked up my feelings is 22.
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>>677314175
thanks bro, i really apreciate
>>677314521
cont you fucking fag or top yourself
I texted her good morning, like sometimes I used to do. She responded and we texted a bit, I was at classed and kinda distracted. In the evening I texted her and she replyed at first but then she stopped. Never panicked, let that go and continue hanging out with buddies. At some point I’ve seen her coming back home so, naturally, I wanted to speak with her. I asked her to come and have a smoke with me, she agreed but she was a whole different person. Freaked out when I touched her(sometimes when I talked to her I would put my hand on her knee or whatever, shoulder, hand, etc...
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>>677314624
faggot i am drunk. Wait for me to tell the story, you'll be disapointed.
Ok, the next day, in the morning I was fucking down. Also a free day and I thought “what the fuck, let’s get drunk” so I went outside and bought a bottle of whiskey. Baaad idea. Finished the fucker by evening and I was craving more since this shit makes me feel on top of the world. Ok, go outside and buy another, what is the scholarship for? (apparently I am smart, no kidding). Finished half of that shit and stayed on omegle since 4 am, seen some tits and stuff, it was ok. I went on like this until the week was over and I went home. In 3 days I drank 4 bottles of 750ml...
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hey /b/. question. i am on citalopram and i have a bad cold so i decided to take robitussin cough and cold. i have had a few doses now and i'm feeling kinda dizzy. seratonin syndrome is probably the cause. am i going to die? is there long term effects? can i drink the whole bottle?
shameless self bump
>>677312708
I take citalopram 40mg and have heard seratonin syndrome is similar to the withdrawals from citalopram.
Not 100% though
Any brain shocks at all?
>>677312708
Nothing wrong with Robotrippin'.
>>677313407
Story on your pic??
No you cannot drink the bottle, you little bitch. I hope you fucking die.
Takes a while for it to start working (6-8 weeks). Hang in there chicken, I'm thinking of you. X
My Girlfriend sent me a picture of the watch I got her. IMO it looks great on her
lelele i posted it again
>>677314786
how did you ever split her hooves ?
>>677314786
You will never even have a girlfriend, op!
>>677314786
why did you put a watch on a pig's foot?
>>677314786
why would you put a watch on an ankle??
>>677292732
Zootopia bread 2.0!
>>677314883
Shes gonna get it
WHEN ARE THEY GETTING TOGETHER.
Bumping with queen
>>677314883
Heyo!
>>677315183
the she bended the hips was disturbing
rate me /b/
>>677315313
6/10
10/10
>>677315313
8/10, get a new camera that doesn't make you look like you have Jaundice.
merhaba tr
>>677315313
Fuck off kike
Someone please fuck me
>>677317038
u know the rules..
fuck yurself dude
>>677317038
Do you get dumped by your gf kiddo?
Not Your Personal Army
>>677317038
checked OP must obey or fuck off
>>677317038
too old
YLYL Thread
EXTREME
>no more snipping 4 u he he
Already lost
>>677315422
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
best faggot
Who the bitch??
>>677314822
Most beautiful gurl in the wurld
Question for the muricans.
Why the fuck do you pick your bud instead of grinders? The effects are so much weaker.
Not even American but I doubt any nation as a whole that isn't 3rd world would primarily hard-bust instead of using a grinder.
Murican here, wtf are you on about? The only people I ever knew to pick instead of grind were me and my dumass highschool friends back when we didn't have one because we didn't want parents finding them.
i always grind and so do my firends, what i get pissed off is that they all grind their stems with the bud,
>>677315805
2ndnd
go smoke tobacco w/ ur weed op
>>677316054
Poppers? Spliffs? Why don't you just crawl back into the East coast shithole you crawled out from?
CIV Thread - Trader edition!
You aspire to filthy rich as a jew and become the greatest merchant of all time!
Heading out with a solid handcart and a box you swiped from your pops you head out into the world
> Caravan: You, Handcart
> Gold: 50 Coins
> Cargo: Unidentified box of goods
First dubs always gets, what do /b/?
>>677314957
OPEN THE FUCKING BOX
OP here,
dubs also gets to decide whats in the box.
>>677314957
In the Box is a Loli.
>>677315158
Roll!
>>677315383
Roll
Reply's get more, oc of wife
Nice tan lines
nice body
Pls can we have more????
small flabby old tits that sir is super fucking gross
Just right booty / doggy style please
Ok, faggots, pic thread Post the LAST picture you took on your phone. NO CHEATING!
Here's mine
Bumpin' and a rollin'
You are from a nordic country!
Faggots please don't photoshop me
Deutscher samstag abendlicher Faden!
Das Original!
Mahlzeit Anons!
Die Fragen!
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
Ein Blick auf euer Schekelbarometer erfreut euch?
Summer is over?
Welche Freudenbringer bereits eingenommen?
Bonusfrage!
Das Boot ist voll?
>>677313460
>>Statistik passt mir nicht, muss also gelogen sein.
>Wollte dich nicht beim Aluhutfalten stören.
>
>Du musst schon definieren, dass für dich 'deutsch' keine Nationalität ist, sondern ein Zuchtbegriff. Die erschlagende Mehrheit deiner Mitmenschen ist nicht deiner völkischen Einstellung.
>
>Ich würd ja mal gerne in...
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>Heute schon über einen Helden nachgedacht?
>Habt ihr ein Waifu?
>Sind Musel oder Neger schlimmer?
>14/88 yay or nay?
>Was macht ihr mit 10 Millionen € ?
>>677314995
>Aber deren Verbrechen werden den Deutschen zugerechnet, da sie ja hier geboren sind. Na toll!
Da ist schon was dran, danke Anon.
Cooles Video
Motorradfahrer stirbt auf der Autobahn
250km/h ist er gefahren
Inklusive Helmkamera-Material
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a95_1459578409
>>677314995
Der hier hat es verstanden!
/b/ Show me your favorite wallpaper
>>677314470
>>677314470
Vaporwaves
which one /b/?
2nd
>>677314704
>>677314514
they the same nigga
>>677314514
4 four shore
Noone unless you have a tree that needs to get chopped down
