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chaturbate sextygirl61
kek lol xd xd
>>677316146
Look I know you all might not be mature enough to realize this. But this really old lady (or whatever) has some surprisingly nice tits. I'm just letting u know.
would anyone be willing to waste some money on this very good lady?
that raging bitch with issues is back too
i feel sorry for her, a grown ass woman having to resort to this kind of thing
Would you step on him for 18 billion dollars try to justify it
>>677317465
I'd do it for $10,000,000.....shit
yee man
I'd do it for free
>>677317465
You know how many babies you could buy for 18,000,000,000?
>>677317465
I'd step on 18 billion babies for $1.
OK MOTHER FUCKERS ARE YOU FUCKING READY??? TELL ME THE MOST INHUMANE THING YOU'VE EVER DONE...I PAYED MY FRIEND 100$ TO EAT SHIT AND LET MY FRIEND RECORD IT I WILL DO MY BEST TO RETRIEVE THIS VIDEO.
>>677316152
>pic related
>I WILL DO MY BEST TO RETRIEVE THIS VIDEO.
aka "I WILL NOT DELIVER"
we convinced a friend to fuck this ugly, drunk girl. When he was done we ran in and clapped him out of the room, and gave him a WWF wrestling belt.
Then another friend fuck the ugly girl and jizzed on her face before throwing her out.
I WILL ATEMPT TO MESSAGE MY FRIEND RIGHT NOW SUPPOSEDLY THE VIDEO WAS DELETED BY CODENAME:FAGGOT (WHO ATE THE SHIT)
Show your reaction faces
>>677318364
the "you are so gonna get friendzoned"
You have cum three times, but she keeps sucking.
after the police ask you why you have kids locked in your basement
The "more or less /b/ in a nutshell"
not bad
Girls pantsed keep'm cummin'
>>677316541
Source?
I'm definitely watching
>>677316541
>>677316541
The girl on the left looks hot af
God tier movies thread
I'll start
Also i need to know what movies to download before i leave tomorrow.
>>677315015
>god tier movies
>interstellar
>>677315681
Then tell me what is a god tier movie
Also inb4 empire 1964
>>677315015
Serbian film is a lot deeper than it seems
Ever heard of Akira? It's anime, but it's really good.
>>677315681
As far as its genre goes it was pretty epic m8 ur delusional if u think otherwise
Fb fap thread cont
>>677319071
stop being a fucking weirdo
Dankest memes
So there has been this asshole that has basically harassed me for almost 3 years now, he continues to harass me for no reason and he spreads false info about me and trying to start fights me and tries to act like the "good guy" when he literally is an absolute monster, All he has done is just harassed, manipulated and used other people and still continues to do so, if someone could please do something to him I can explain the full story.
Full Name: Edward Jon Allen
Location: Bridgewater, Mass
Address/ZIP: 111 Ousamequin Pnes
East Bridgewater,
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Nypa fagget
That guy is fucked
>>677317786
fuck off
>>677317786
not you personal army. Fuck off.
>>677317786
Call the cops or don't act like an ass hole so people treat you like shit.
I'll fucking do it. I don't give a HECK anymore.
>>677318482
MODS
So do it, faggot
THERES YOUR CP
>>677318482
No you won't pussy. Your mom says go to your room faggot.
>>677318769
OMG TOP KEK THE LOLS WERE HAD.
PRANKD BRO HAHA
Kill yourself.
Feet thread anyone?
Hey guys foot model here
I do Skype and custom videos
Kik me @lovemyfeet12
i have some pics of my aunts feet on my phone? i can kik them to you or if you keep thread alive i can post here?
>>677316581
http://iconosquare.com/lovemyfeet12
Candid shot. Gf asleep
>>677317447
fucking ugly
You got exactly 30 seconds to post your laptop ITT.
Bonus points for ThinkPads.
>>677317646
What's wrong with /g/?
Also this picture is like 4 years old.
>>677317474
Fuck yeah, I got a T62 that i use for coding and what not. I dont get why i love thinkpads so much. but i really do, they are great
>>677317646
Some Tumblrina with self-diagnosed multiple personality disorder just posted this survey wanting people to help choose its new name. Let's trigger her boys
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uG xiZ0pCFx61R3YNaYjV_uFmoS1A4qGU1J2u9 KQ2w5k/viewform?c=0&w=1&usp=mail_fo rm_link
I put Johnny Ballsack
Bump. Where's her pic?
And like, whats her tumblr?
I just put "Nobody really liked you".
I put Nigger Raper McFatty
Any pedo stories you would like to share??? This is your only chance!
>>677315575
Guy I used to work with disappeared from work one day. Turned out someone was looking for a CD or some such shit, went to the desk in his office and found a load of kiddie porn pics in one of the drawers. Nobody knows exactly what else happened, but he ended up going down for 14 years.
>>677315575
Yes actually.
When I was about five I was molested twice. It really fucked me up, and now I find and destroy all pedophiles.
Are you one of them?
I was molested by my cousins and neighbors when I was a kid... Shit scarred me and I wish I could get help out but I don't even acknowledge it happened. And my cousin lives with us.
I used to find CP when i was like 10 or so and discovering internet porn and girls my own age.
I got attached to some models, but eventually detached by separating fantasy and reality. Feels pretty good to trust myself to never do anything wrong and dont even bother to fantasize anymore.
All I can recomend to others who feel guilty about any pedo tendency is that I'd say resist at all costs. None of it is worth it. reclaim your time spent doing something you feel guilty about and do something else.
>>677317144
Probably my fault, I watched movies with my dad that had nudity and I mimicked it on my female cousin who didn't like that since she was 3/4
Then my guy cousin would take advantage of me and tell me I liked it and I believed him. This lead to doing with my neighbor and his sister who was younger. The mom caught us and they moved. Then I got raped by my cousins older brother in his room and that really changed me.
This lead to me pretending to be asleep anytime my young cousin slept over and he kept...
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Trips names my bong
bing bong
>>677317443
Degenerate stoner
Ching chong
>>677317704
I already know that thanks
>>677317443
The glass cock.
Unleash your inner jew anon
bent
ro'
Shillrolling
rollins
I really really don't want to be gay.
I hate the LGBT community, I hate the AIDS-ridden disgusting daddy issue community that all act like retards and loud-mouthed idiots.
Can you turn straight somehow? How can I get rid of this mental illness?
nah. but then again, I feel that 95% people are bi, the rest aren't normal
Get some pussy, its the best thing since alchool
Part of accepting your sexuality is realizing that the word "gay" doesn't necessarily have to have a negative connotation.
I'm gay and I don't do gay ass shit. It's totally cool to feel marginalized or as an outsider within the "community" you're forced into, but you can't change your sexuality.
Trust me dude -- straight women are just as bad as gay men.
>>677317572
Bis are even worse than gays
>>677317405
Dubs will be my phonebackground for a month.
Roll
>>677315877
WINRAR
>>677315877
Kek
>>677315877
I need a better format
>>677315877
Top zozzle
Can you solve the trolley problem?
What's the problem?
>>677313702
>>677313783
Problem solved
![kiritsugu02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/obF0bqP.jpg "kiritsugu02[1].jpg")
Sacrifice the one person.
>inb4 kill yourself
>inb4 faggot
Ok /b/, pathetic story time aka how I lost my virginity then ended up bingedrinking for a week, now craving alcohol like loser.
I met a girl in a student dorm I was staying in at the time. She was fun, kind of childish but kind of cute. All the shit started out like a joke, I was flirty and direct. All this time I was dating another girl, my ex’s boss and everything was well. Both are older than me, ex’s boss is 25 and this chick who completely fucked up my feelings is 22.
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>>677314175
thanks bro, i really apreciate
>>677314521
cont you fucking fag or top yourself
I texted her good morning, like sometimes I used to do. She responded and we texted a bit, I was at classed and kinda distracted. In the evening I texted her and she replyed at first but then she stopped. Never panicked, let that go and continue hanging out with buddies. At some point I’ve seen her coming back home so, naturally, I wanted to speak with her. I asked her to come and have a smoke with me, she agreed but she was a whole different person. Freaked out when I touched her(sometimes when I talked to her I would put my hand on her knee or whatever, shoulder, hand, etc...
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>>677314624
faggot i am drunk. Wait for me to tell the story, you'll be disapointed.
Ok, the next day, in the morning I was fucking down. Also a free day and I thought “what the fuck, let’s get drunk” so I went outside and bought a bottle of whiskey. Baaad idea. Finished the fucker by evening and I was craving more since this shit makes me feel on top of the world. Ok, go outside and buy another, what is the scholarship for? (apparently I am smart, no kidding). Finished half of that shit and stayed on omegle since 4 am, seen some tits and stuff, it was ok. I went on like this until the week was over and I went home. In 3 days I drank 4 bottles of 750ml...
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