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Waifu claiming thread.
>filling up too fast edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>im not a tea addict
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>Best goth waifu claimed
>A little late, what did I miss?
>>677319403
hi everyone
>>677319622
how's it going shinoa!
Gonna go play some vidya for a while.
Anonymous will crumble
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Run: program:"Destroy anonymous"
I'm a writer hopefully going to release his first book in 2017.
Ask me anything.
How old are you?
>pretty important in the writing market
>>677317799
Not a question but just saying good luck!
Have a beautiful weekend.
coke or pepsi?
>>677317799
What do you write?
Do u like lolicon hentai>>677317799
What's the cringiest thing that you did?
Mine is masturbating to fb pics.
>>677314720
Mine is saying "i love you" to my girlfriend"
watching zootopia
>>677314943
...to your hand.
>>677315247
It would have been less cringy, I love my hand dude
>>677315107
man, I wanna bang that rabbit
chaturbate sextygirl61
kek lol xd xd
>>677316146
Look I know you all might not be mature enough to realize this. But this really old lady (or whatever) has some surprisingly nice tits. I'm just letting u know.
would anyone be willing to waste some money on this very good lady?
that raging bitch with issues is back too
i feel sorry for her, a grown ass woman having to resort to this kind of thing
Would you step on him for 18 billion dollars try to justify it
>>677317465
I'd do it for $10,000,000.....shit
yee man
I'd do it for free
>>677317465
You know how many babies you could buy for 18,000,000,000?
>>677317465
I'd step on 18 billion babies for $1.
OK MOTHER FUCKERS ARE YOU FUCKING READY??? TELL ME THE MOST INHUMANE THING YOU'VE EVER DONE...I PAYED MY FRIEND 100$ TO EAT SHIT AND LET MY FRIEND RECORD IT I WILL DO MY BEST TO RETRIEVE THIS VIDEO.
>>677316152
>pic related
>I WILL DO MY BEST TO RETRIEVE THIS VIDEO.
aka "I WILL NOT DELIVER"
we convinced a friend to fuck this ugly, drunk girl. When he was done we ran in and clapped him out of the room, and gave him a WWF wrestling belt.
Then another friend fuck the ugly girl and jizzed on her face before throwing her out.
I WILL ATEMPT TO MESSAGE MY FRIEND RIGHT NOW SUPPOSEDLY THE VIDEO WAS DELETED BY CODENAME:FAGGOT (WHO ATE THE SHIT)
Show your reaction faces
>>677318364
the "you are so gonna get friendzoned"
You have cum three times, but she keeps sucking.
after the police ask you why you have kids locked in your basement
The "more or less /b/ in a nutshell"
not bad
Girls pantsed keep'm cummin'
>>677316541
Source?
I'm definitely watching
>>677316541
>>677316541
The girl on the left looks hot af
God tier movies thread
I'll start
Also i need to know what movies to download before i leave tomorrow.
>>677315015
>god tier movies
>interstellar
>>677315681
Then tell me what is a god tier movie
Also inb4 empire 1964
>>677315015
Serbian film is a lot deeper than it seems
Ever heard of Akira? It's anime, but it's really good.
>>677315681
As far as its genre goes it was pretty epic m8 ur delusional if u think otherwise
Fb fap thread cont
>>677319071
stop being a fucking weirdo
Dankest memes
So there has been this asshole that has basically harassed me for almost 3 years now, he continues to harass me for no reason and he spreads false info about me and trying to start fights me and tries to act like the "good guy" when he literally is an absolute monster, All he has done is just harassed, manipulated and used other people and still continues to do so, if someone could please do something to him I can explain the full story.
Full Name: Edward Jon Allen
Location: Bridgewater, Mass
Address/ZIP: 111 Ousamequin Pnes
East Bridgewater,
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Nypa fagget
That guy is fucked
>>677317786
fuck off
>>677317786
not you personal army. Fuck off.
>>677317786
Call the cops or don't act like an ass hole so people treat you like shit.
I'll fucking do it. I don't give a HECK anymore.
>>677318482
MODS
So do it, faggot
THERES YOUR CP
>>677318482
No you won't pussy. Your mom says go to your room faggot.
>>677318769
OMG TOP KEK THE LOLS WERE HAD.
PRANKD BRO HAHA
Kill yourself.
Feet thread anyone?
Hey guys foot model here
I do Skype and custom videos
Kik me @lovemyfeet12
i have some pics of my aunts feet on my phone? i can kik them to you or if you keep thread alive i can post here?
>>677316581
http://iconosquare.com/lovemyfeet12
Candid shot. Gf asleep
>>677317447
fucking ugly
You got exactly 30 seconds to post your laptop ITT.
Bonus points for ThinkPads.
>>677317646
What's wrong with /g/?
Also this picture is like 4 years old.
>>677317474
Fuck yeah, I got a T62 that i use for coding and what not. I dont get why i love thinkpads so much. but i really do, they are great
>>677317646
Some Tumblrina with self-diagnosed multiple personality disorder just posted this survey wanting people to help choose its new name. Let's trigger her boys
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uG xiZ0pCFx61R3YNaYjV_uFmoS1A4qGU1J2u9 KQ2w5k/viewform?c=0&w=1&usp=mail_fo rm_link
I put Johnny Ballsack
Bump. Where's her pic?
And like, whats her tumblr?
I just put "Nobody really liked you".
I put Nigger Raper McFatty
Any pedo stories you would like to share??? This is your only chance!
>>677315575
Guy I used to work with disappeared from work one day. Turned out someone was looking for a CD or some such shit, went to the desk in his office and found a load of kiddie porn pics in one of the drawers. Nobody knows exactly what else happened, but he ended up going down for 14 years.
>>677315575
Yes actually.
When I was about five I was molested twice. It really fucked me up, and now I find and destroy all pedophiles.
Are you one of them?
I was molested by my cousins and neighbors when I was a kid... Shit scarred me and I wish I could get help out but I don't even acknowledge it happened. And my cousin lives with us.
I used to find CP when i was like 10 or so and discovering internet porn and girls my own age.
I got attached to some models, but eventually detached by separating fantasy and reality. Feels pretty good to trust myself to never do anything wrong and dont even bother to fantasize anymore.
All I can recomend to others who feel guilty about any pedo tendency is that I'd say resist at all costs. None of it is worth it. reclaim your time spent doing something you feel guilty about and do something else.
>>677317144
Probably my fault, I watched movies with my dad that had nudity and I mimicked it on my female cousin who didn't like that since she was 3/4
Then my guy cousin would take advantage of me and tell me I liked it and I believed him. This lead to doing with my neighbor and his sister who was younger. The mom caught us and they moved. Then I got raped by my cousins older brother in his room and that really changed me.
This lead to me pretending to be asleep anytime my young cousin slept over and he kept...
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Trips names my bong
bing bong
>>677317443
Degenerate stoner
Ching chong
>>677317704
I already know that thanks
>>677317443
The glass cock.
Unleash your inner jew anon
bent
ro'
Shillrolling
rollins
