Creepshot thread! Post your OC if you have any!
>>693887216
bump
>>693888888
Chubby / fat / thick / land whale thread
>>693890486
Damn
ill just leave this here
what exactly
I don't get it. ..
>>693884084
Probably just his wallet, heard he was the best lunch lady in all the land
>>693884190
>>693884242
Right wing nutters are trying to say it is a gun.
I think it's a wallet.
Nigger is dead regardless.
s/fur
WB Dash
did you see my post on that feels thread dash?
Thanks Dash
You're stuck in a room with no doors or windows for all eternity. There is absolutely no escape and you can not die under any circumstances. What will you do with your time?
fap
Write the great American novel.
>>693884356
With what exacty? your feces?
bite my wrists
>edge lord has arrived
U.S gun enthusiasts.
I understand that you want to keep your right to bear arms and that guns can play a big part in self-defence.
But why do some of the people in your country argue they need fully automatic assault rifles to do so ?
Here in the UK you can legally own a shotgun with a license.
Surely a shotgun is enough to defend yourself from anyone who would do you harm in your own house or even a pistol to protect yourself in public.
Aren't the weapons that are available to purchase in the US complete overkill ?
>> Pic not related
Shall not be infringed you fucking faggot. The federal govt. has infringed on too many firearm rights already.
>>693884769
>waaah why do you need assault rifles??
why do you fucking care? if someone is going to go on a killing spree they damn will so assault rifles or not. this isnt cowadoody where people run around spray and praying.
>>693884903
That argument's retarded.
So it's ok to let the kind of person who would do a mass shooting have access to assault rifles as long as your government doesn't infringe on your gun rights.
I'm not saying guns should be banned.
Just the guns that you don't really need.
>>693884769
>they need fully automatic assault rifles
The term "assault rifle" was created by politicians to describe a rifle that looked menacing. There is no difference in function and they are not fully automatic.
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Roll faggots
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Hello /b/! What are your favorite kinds of pie?
Cream Pie
>>693885181
Nice warm-hot apple pie with ice cream
>>693885181
Poontang
Fap roulette boys
sure thing
roll?
>>693875871
Boring as fuck, reroll.
Anyone watching this?
http://www.startribune.com/marchers-block-i-94-to-westbound-traffic/386158771/#1
Protesters (after being blocked from crashing a local concert) have blocked off I-94 in Saint Paul, MN.
Thoughts?
>>693884794
Bump:
Listening to Scanner, All Police are being called in (off duty included) due to this shit.
this is not de-escalating
>>693884794
I live in Atlanta. This is a part of what's happening right now. It's "growing," they say.
>>693884794
>>693884974
Bump:
Rumors of a second group inside St, Paul, Police are starting to gear up for Riot Response on I-94
So today I ate a bunch of Perks and a bunch of Xanax and drank lots of beers. So I was pretty hammered
I thought it would be a fun to go into by back yard and shoot My AK47 off of my back deck
So i shoot a couple hundred rounds into the hill than i pull out my 40 cal glock 22 and unload 3 mags into the hill
To finish i pull out my snubnose 357 and shoot 10 into the hill
Shooting probably 250 to 350 rounds only lasted about 20 minutes
Next thing I know there is a knock on my door and there are 8 cops and 5 cop cars in my driveway
FUCKKKK
Apparently the new neighbors are 2 gay dudes and they called the cops
So now the 1 gay guy is runnin down just as I answer the door
The cops ask if i was shooting and than the gay dude blurts out "My boyfriend has been curled up in the room terrified and crying for the last 30 minutes"
What the fuck. I roll my eyes.
Now remember im Hammered from pain pills, xanax and beers
The cops ask if i was doing the shooting.
I say yeah i was shooting. there was a racoon and they shouldnt be out in the day
We walk around back and there are about 300 empty shells on the ground
Main cop says you shot all of these to kill a coon that would only be about 20 feet away
I say yeah he was fast
He says "well wheres the coon"
Cop jokes sayin I must be a bad shot and asks how much i have been drinking
I said im as sober as a nun
Cop says Sure, So wheres the coon
I say oh he got away I wasnt trying to hit him, i was just trying to shoot close to him and scare him away
Cop says Dude thats the biggest bullshit story i have ever heard.
Than he says im far enough from the other homes and the road its 100% legal for me to shoot into the hill behind my house anyway
I say Really and he says yep
Than he says next time you shoot and we have to come down because your neighbor is a bitch just tell us right off of the bat you were shooting and we would have been gone 10 min ago
Dam MFW i gave the biggest BS story for no reason and now hate my new neighbor
>>693869826
Bump
>>693869826
Fucking meritard, get a productive hobby you downy
Op here. and the cop actually called my neighbor a bitch. (not to his face though) but it was great i cant wait to get that dude curled up crying at least once a week from now on. haha
>>693869826
sounds like it's about time you called the cops on the buttfags next door.
if they so much as BREATHE the wrong way, call 911.
and don't EVER let a buttfag bully you.
Pictures you shouldn't share thread, volume 909
teens 18+
Bumping for interest.
-18?
>>693872293
If you are it's fine I guess but not the girls on the picture
>>693872412
Underage faggot
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>693873878
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
nigger
>>693884139
Thanks.
>>693884466
I might sleep soon, but I don't know yet.
Claimed
>claim
HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>693877649
I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew.
>>693877724
FUCK. 0 get, please save me America.
Re roll.
>>693878300
Dog > Jew any day.
Why is there no fluffy thread?
>>693874477
Cause they're dumb
>>693874477
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>>693874550
OP find something better to do
>>693874477
Consider suicide.
Chubby Pupper Here, just getting off work. What's up /b/?...would you poke?
>>693869742
killyourselfanytime
>>693890954
thankz OP
STARLESS
AND
BIBLE
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK
>>693890954
You found THIS on the deep web? Oh fuck I better delete this ASAP
>>693890954
Gay Priest is here now
>>693890954
i can confirm this
Amatuer blowjob thread.
Bonus points for chicks making stupid/funny faces.
Also, share stories of your best & worse blowjobs.
>>693854441
Not a bj but I still find this hot af.
Shed Wincest Thread Part 3: actual updates edition.
Get in here.
>>693871284
First off, parts one and two for those who don't have them.
>>693871389
and part 2.
>>693871284
If anyone's lurking, sound off so I know I'm not posting to an empty room here.
BUMPZILLA