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Feet stories thread
Bonus if it your mom
>>674420730
>feet stories thread
>>674420730
He says he damaged his feet irreparably wearing shoes given to him by a fan. Did he not notice the pain while this was happening? Were they high heels? No, George Takei claims many years ago he wore a pair of “lovely” running shoes, which he received from a fan, and that after wearing those shoes his feet cramped up. After the cramping and an operation George’s foot returned to normal only to be deformed once again a few years later. Worse, George’s other foot also turned sideways and was deformed.
>>674421930
Had a nice kek. Thanks, poster. And you too, OP.
I just wanted to fap to sexy feet stories :(
>feet stories
Every day before work, I put socks and then shoes (in that order) on my feet. One time I put my socks on over top my shoes if you can believe it! That was a real slippery pickle let me tell ya! Ha Ha Ha!!!
How is Trump a racist?
he might not be.
but his words foster and endorse racism in others.
ie, his "all mexicans are rapists" comment leads knuckle-dragging idiots to go and beat up the hispanic guy walking along the roadside because he's "clearly a mexican" and so on.
>>674422044
But he never said all Mexicans were rapists, just the media said that he did, and simpleton libs believe everything they are told
>>674421073
Well let's compare him to his competition.
> Sanders
Hates white people, and thinks none of them are poor
> Hillary
Lifelong association with the KKK
Considering that palette, he's not a racist by any means.
He is not racist and has never said anything racist.
>>674422044
exactly
Shota Thread
Post em
New /b/ game: Give us the trigger warning, we try to guess the movie.
Example:
>trigger warning: kidnapping, whips, nazis, snakes
>jews, usa, aliens, cigar
>>674423210
Independence Day
>animals, football, trannies
>>674423424
bingo! That was easy
Next a tad more difficult:
>Garden dwarf, creme brulee, photo booth
>>674423789
Amelie from Mont Martre
Celeb waifu thread. Claims yours.
![Natalie-Portman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ERlIwjW.jpg "Natalie-Portman[1].jpg")
Claiming jew queen
>>674423818
damn, STEAL
>>674423512
The thumbnail made me think it was Bruce Jenner.
new hungergames thread last op was a legit retard
Naoto, lets see if this op is just as bad
El demonio mostrará su presencia
Hank Scorpio
>we will see
A balanced breakfast
Shush dog
***U.S. ELECTION GAME (FAST VERSION) #1 CONTINUED***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! To win a state, you have to roll dubs.
IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND the state you're rolling for!
First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.
Game continues right here!
TRUMP 144
CLINTON 104
SANDERS 60
PAUL 15
-OP
Clinton nj
Trump UT
>>674424120
trump for indiana
Trump NJ
Name a better dog than a pittbull.
>protip: you can't
>>674420533
great dane
Springador, fuck your ugly dog
Any other dog. I have a pit they are truly the worst piece of shit dogs.
Have a pitbull, got a lab. Both are awesome, the only difference is that people arent scared of a lab running over to say hello
>>674420533
For target practice more like
ITT: Shit you think only you do.
>I Take all my clothes of before I take a shit.
>I run up stairs on all fours like a fucking animal.
>Lick/eat my own blood at any opportunity.
>keep all my clothes on while masturbating
> hate on pine trees
>when peeing I close my foreskin so the pee fills up in my foreskin
idek why
>pretend I'm the leader of my own country when making important decisions
>run around the house like an orc when no ones home
>>674420543
Oh my fucking god I thought I was the only one who took my clothes off. It's the shirt that makes me the most uncomfortable, OP.
>>674420543
The blood thing is relatable, also i tend to take my pants off but never my shirt
How many children have you sprayed from your nuts to this girl? Is there any other as perfect as she?
>girl
>making the same thread every 2 hours
>>674422815
This
Sage.
>>674422116
>girl
>she
s/fur
When is that faggot gunna stop?
I'm going to make food for me and my roommate, any tips/ideas for what I could make?
>picrelated
cockmeat sandwich
Sloppy joe's and potato wedges. Amerifag reporting in.
What is your experience with Hispanic chicks?
The second they find out:
1. I'm not Hispanic.
2. I'm not religious.
3. I'm not completely white
They instantly lose interest.
Crazy as fuck. Fun in the sack though.
Definitely do not marry.
I bet nobody here has even had a gf before, it's just gonna be a bunch of autists reciting Latina stereotypes they read on /b/
I've been fucking one for the pay couple of weeks and holy shit they are fucking crazy.
They get annoyed at every little thing they don't have their way and latch on hard.
But the sex man, I'm still trying to figure out if it's worth it.
My wife is Hispanic and the best thing to ever happen to me sexually. Also she knows her place. Food be bomb.
Roll for justice
rollerino
Here's the link to make it easier :https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/****.
Replace the stars with the last four numbers of your roll.
>>674422099
rolling
>>674422788
From: Lauren Jiloty
To: Hillary Clinton
Date: 2010-05-09 19:05
Subject: CALL LIST
UNCLASSIFIED
U.S. Department of State Case No. F-2014-20439 Doc No. C05770309
Date: 08/31/2015 RELEASE IN PART B6
From: Jiloty, Lauren C <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:05 AM
To: H
Subject Re: Call list
Ok
Original Message --- From: H <[email protected]>
To: Jiloty, Lauren C Cc: Huma Abedin
Sent: Tue May 11 07:03:27 2010
Subject:...
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Would you even feel my gf?
>>674421520
I'd throw a penny in and make a wish
Be like a canoe in the Mississippi
she could be looser.
>>674422238
Nice contribution but yes she is more loose
Hey /b/ros I need shitty birthday memes. Anything plaes
>>674420539
lol xDDDD
>>674420539
so randemmm XXDDD lol lawl
>>674420141
Now do one with the me and my son meme and have the small one say garlic jr.
I m lonely.
I live in a country that i do not speak the language for 7 months now.
I made 0 friends yet.
My day is work back to my small apartment to sleep and eat work again.
This message is a cry for help. Someone want to talk with me? i go crazy from loneliness.
Sure, waddup. I'm waiting to donate blood right now. What are you up to?
>>674421187
donate blood? nice gesture :) i ve done it 4 times and i m a registered organ donor :) who are you giving blood for?
>>674421187
Fuck OP, but you are doing a pretty great thing.
Keep saving lives!
>>674421408
he's prop doing it for teh money, or for the sweets at the end...lel
stop spreading your hepathitis, faggots
why did you go there?
and are you trying to learn the language?
Who is this?
/r/
>>674420587
Some girl who thought she was going to become a model a few months ago
My sex slave
>>674421145
She just doesn't know it yet
>>674420587
That is my Canadian girlfriend! And she is totally real, so shut up Gary.
rate?
-4
+14
Time stamp or gtfo
Teen amateur kik group. Join and share your stuff
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>>674416443
add 4chantestaccount
