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What's up my gun dudes.
so what are you compensating for?
>>691706334
sup my dude
>>691706511
i am will to bet you are either a fat neet or a skinny sjw.
>>691706334
Sup fellow gun dude.
>>691706511
I'm compensating for my countrymens lack of willingness to take the defense of themselves and their families seriously. Idgaf where you are. You're surrounded by criminals and the criminally opportunistic. It might never happen to you but it does happen. And God forbid if it does happen to you and you're unarmed the blood of you and your family could very well rest in your hands. I choose not to take that chance.
Why is Texas the down syndrome of the US? I can't stand hearing about it anymore seriously, please stop. It is the nigger version of a state. Everyone is mad retarded, it is always hot, the food is cowshit, shopping plazas are miles away, the scenery is garbage, the people there only have sex with their families.
Please nuke Texas and make it a new state!!!!!! This is my only wish.
Canadian here. Was on a trip to Ireland last week taking a tour bus round the sites. We stopped at this huge cliff where Princess Bride and Harry Potter were filmed.
The really obnoxious loud guy om the tour stood on the cliff and screamed, "TEXASSSSS"
Everyone laughed at him until he was red in the face. We all made fun of Trump the whole time too, and he was so visibly angry.
Fuck Texas
>>691701289
>full of retards
>58462° Winters
>eat literal shit
>have to ride a cow 589 miles to buy milk
>dirt and dust exclusively
>rampant incest
You forgot about their indecipherable dialect.
>>691701289
This fag is so anti-Texas he made a fkin thread about it.
>>691701920
Very observant.
I think you meant to say Mississippi.
More like this? -Shit-
Do not sexual snek op.
>>691705808
Damn, I'd love to put my dick in a snake's pussy.
Like, that shit looks so hot and arousing, you're basically fucking a flashlight that is alive. Up its slithering pussy. The sounds of hissing would make me cum fast. Just image dat squirming pussy. Oh man, I really want to fuck a snake badly. If only they wouldn't be known for biting, I ain't going to the hospital. Eitherwise you bet every garden snake in my bushes is going onto my cock.
>>691705808
This got me to look up snake sex. Not to get aroused, but just out of curiousity.
Huh.
>>691706639
>>691706639
Trips and I live stream me committing suicide tonight.
>>691714599
you already got dubs, do it for that
Rollin'
LETS GO ITS LIT
>>691714730
he asked for trips, faggot.
>>691714936
...no shit
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