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Waifu claiming thread. - Forget the knifes, we need chocolate edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>discuss waifus
>explain why your waifu is the best
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It's me. Chara
Bury me with old Jim Beam and I'll be on my hell ride
Huh, wasn't expecting to be this early.
Alone
Claiming best kuudere and her legs.
Claimed for Stocking-kun.
>Wanted me to say that he loves y'all
YLYL
>>677316657
Good scary movies on Netflix?
>>677316475
Babadook
>>677316626
this
>>677316475
babadook.
Why you so sad?
>>677316626
>>677316656
Babadook?? It gets so shit near the end.
>>677316679
Because I've already watched that movie and it made me afraid to get up and piss for weeks.
How accurate is this?
>America BFTO
>>677315001
Yep, i remember when Germany sent people to the moon in 1969. Good times
>>677315001
KEK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>677315397
>implying the moon landing would have been possible if it weren't for german scientists
>>677315809
It's okay. Germans are still white.
>>677316125
Don't talk to me or my wife's bull ever again.
ITT: Hidden camera
Bonus points for OC.
I got a lil more of her. Bump this bread to first page and I'll dump more
bumping for family member creeps
>>677314121
Oh come on guys... I got 2 more pics...
>>677314121
go on
>>677315249
who is she to you
how old was she when pics were taken?
>walk in room
>see this
wat do
>>677314806
Slap her, do the moon walk, puke and then leave
>>677314806
furiously start fapping till it's bleed
Beat with a baseball bat until candy comes out!
Turn 360 and walk away
dance the gangnam style too
Roll dubs to see this little 19 year old troll girl in a bikini
>>677315962
keep it
>>677315962
rollllllllllllll
>>677316374
But her hair's all wet and she looks especially trashy in it
rolllll
>>677315962
Here goes...
Vladislav.
>>677313153
I think you have a fair complexion.
>>677313176
cyka blyat
>>677313293
that is correct
>>677313176
Baby don't hurt me
>>677313414
I think I'm ready to suffer some more. Wish me luck.
>>677313474
No more.
Just shared my girl with a stranger on CL for the first time. Ask me anything.
Official cuckold ?
Great job. Lock your clit and get fucked along with your girl.
you're a raging faggot. this never happened
>two times today i've gotten baited, not falling for this shit again
How hard did she cum? Want to do the same with my gf.
Let's see her in a slutty pic
i hope faggots die
there is no such hope for america with girls like you.
were are the real mean at? we need more
ROLL NIGGERS!
YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS MY NIG NIG, ROLLLLL
>>677314145
IM NAKED with an dude on a bike armed with a dildo clearly im a fag
Ralling
Chek em
REoll
I must live
>Be me
>Working hard at the fargodeep mine as always
>Providing for my wife and kids
>Get paid in gold dust and candles
>One day adventurers arrive
>Starts killing all my co-workers and taking their candles
>Try to tell them nicely to stop
>They wont
>Scream YOUNOTAKECANDLE
>They
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>>677314784
kek
Trips decide what we raid
>>677312850
Twitch
Let's raid Dillon The Hacker
>>677313222
oh fuck
>>677313222
witnessed
>>677313222
noice
wuzzup /b/astards?
Wonderin if there is any new movie i could watch. It should be on the new star wars level, top notch i mean.
I would be really thankful. Ltt
>>677311508
The new Star Wars wasn't top notch, you faggot. If anything, it's a fucking disgrace - just like you are to the whole humanity. Fuck off
>>677311715
at least Han Solo had a comeback..
Come on tell me good movie plix
>>677311954
Ok ok...
So what genre do you want?
>>677312069
don´t care, something like quentin tarantinos new movie maybe?
Some excellent jokes and vintage scene play..
I want my head to feel awesome after i watched the movie
>>677312485
Ok, well... uhm... I got two in mind.
One a little fucked up, the other more fantasy-ish.
1 - Tusk
2 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny
Nurse fag here ask me anything
>>677314249
Have you ever furfil someone's fantasy?
post tits or GTFO bitch
No one cares, fuck off.
>Saged
>>677314400
>>677314442
Pic not related you autists
Psychiatric nurse (overpaid adult babysitter) checking in.
No SSBBW thread? Let's fix that.
>>677314109
jesus fucking christ that's disgusting
>>677314397
>>677314227
>>677314109
fuck off degenerates
>>677314318
Agreed
hey cutfags
how does it feel to never be in possession of a beautiful, unmultilated penis? to have less sensation during sex? to have dry beef jerky dick? do you want to kill yourself?
Faggot
>>677314162
That thing looks fucking disgusting.
would lick
Doesn't bother me at all. It's all I've ever known. And, actually, an uncut penis looks like something from another species to me. If I see one in a porn clip, I bail immediately. Can't watch.
I choose to challenge the atheists about God.
>>677311938
LETS FUCKING DO THIS
You're making the claim that god exists. The null hypothesis is assumed correct until proven otherwise. So the burden of proof is on the Theist argument.
State your argument for why god exists, and prepare to get owned.
What's taking so long? I guess I'll bump in case it's a long argument.
>>677311938
>>677312482
Also ready.
He's right, BoP is on you OP.
Go.
>>677313014
bump
Hey /b/, remember me?
>still 14
>still trying to get drunk
>still need ideas for good drinking games
pls help
huff lightergass
>>677313935
kill yourself anon
>>677314034
trying to get drunk, fuckwad. not fry my brain
>>677313935
Why do you want to get drunk so bad? It really isn't that awesome
>>677314156
because it will make me cool and maybe i'll finally get laid
What if they are real?
well i sure hope they're not, that would be scary.
>>677313091
Why?
But they are anon.
They are.
>>677313091
>>677313202
dunno, always been scared of aliens. well, the pop culture ones, they're really off-putting.
This girl is Pippa Bacca
Pippa Bacca was an italian artist girl that wanted to promote world peace and tolerance toward islam
So she put on a bridal gown symbolic of love and compassion and went to hitch hike across the middle east to prove that muslims aren't violent people that wouldn't harm her
Pippa was captured and gang raped to death by muslims in Turkey, literally the first country she set foot on outside of Europe.
Muslims and arabs are civic cancer. Their nations and culture are a burden upon humanity itself as it not only fails
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>you'll never have her as wife
>>677312416
Jesus.
>>677312416
How did they rape her?
When i see her, my boner is gone instantly...
Turks are weird...
>>677313515
she might not be all that pretty but to murder someone like that is fucking sickening anyway
>>677312416
Isn't Turkey in the European Union?
