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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So I was having a conversation about the US election with my uncle and he said Hillary can't be president because she's a woman and women can't be in charge. Honestly made me lose all respect for him. I needed to remind him that the leaders of Germany and England at women at the moment, as well as the Queen of the Commonwealth. Shut him up pretty damn quick.
>>710225277
Who cares CTR faggot.
>>710225277
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>710225669
>HUR DUR DAE HATE HILL-AR-Y CLINTON
you cringe you lose
Hey /b/
>Administered large does of heroin via intravenous injection at time in pic relatedm
>it is now 530 am here and im still fuckin ripped.
Lets have a general opiate/opioid descussion thread
you should stop doing heroin, degenerate fuck.
Any tricks for staying high longer on opioids?
>>710229328
Hello friend currently in a meth bender IV off course the cleanest way to go. Do you like needles I fucking love them. the process getting everything ready and shit.
Quit doing heroin. Two friends recently died from it. Waste of time. Eat hallucinogenic drugs or something.
>>710229328
what's heroin like? is it worth it?
how long does it last and how much do you inject
Post FB/IG sluts. Usernames welcomed.
I have 3 hot IG sluts
Reply if interested
>>710227292
Wait what, im from kbay.. who is this?
Shes hot af.
Which?
The last three numbers of your post is the Pokémon you get to fuck. If you get above 721, reroll. You must find and post a rule34 picture of the Pokémon you got.
Rolling for 718.
Rolling
>>710232746
zygarde? why?
roll
923 :(
re-roll
Roll
Bored sociopath here. Ask me whatever you want to.
>>710223445
How are you feeling today?
>>710223445
Who would win in an all out war, all resources committed, three years prep-time before hostilities commence: Doctor Fu Manchu, or Professor Moriarty? Assume canon versions of them from the works they first appeared in, not iconic versions amalgamated from all spinoffs, sequels, and reboots.
how's highschool?
>>710223840
I just feel eh.
>>710223977
Professor Moriarty most likely
>>710224151
It was alright. Just did my work and went to class. Didn't really have close relationships with anyone, but was known by everyone.
Trips picks my senior quote. Try and make it something my school will actually allow
neck yourself faggot
I love men
>>710232215
I want sausage in my mouth
Make America Great Again
>>710232215
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
Experiencing the 4th dimension is like seeing the universe from inside an infinite spinning tube, the rotation speed of which is governed by stimuli such as light and sound and which is infinitely kept in rotation by energy which ceases to take shape of physical things and instead is what can only be described as a liquid flow.
Just a theory.
>>710229032
lol the universe is a tube. i bet you think the earth is round too. burn the witch
fuck you
fuckin faggot
whore
man whore
shitty upper lass white male!!!!
also vote Hilary!
There is no fourth spatial dimension.
If you think there is, supply evidence.
>>710229211
Newfag leave
>>710229311
>>710229032
Time is the fourth dimension you dumb retards.
>>710229311
in a way what hes saying is like the same idea as. in reference voyager episode. where tom pairs takes the delta flyer out, and hits warp 10. he goes so fast
he sees
the universe moving around him
he can now warp basically any where, he is almost infinite. the same idea in wtf was that.. shitty will feral movie.. elf? yea Santa is real
We all have a secret we regret. It's time to Confess.
>Secret/Confession Thread
>>710219410
>>710216762
>use the fucking catalog
I'm going to kill whoever keeps posting these damn threads.
>>710219593
It's question guy. Someone is already hunting him.
<3 I just want people to be able to breathe and get things off their chest.
>>710219410
>five posts
>three posters
I know one was me, that means these two are samefagging:
>>710219593
>>710219676
Hey /b/, Just wanted to know if you've ever traded pics with a high school teacher or fucked their wife. He hit me up after I broke up with my girlfriend and I have all sorts of pics.
And actually, enough sketchy shit to get him fired,
Are you guys interested? Let's start. I'll post a few convos and pics.
Are u a student or just some fucker?
Show us the sketchy shit, maybe it'll get the thread rolling.
>>710229354
I graduated in 2010. He teaches somewhere else now.
Asking for nudes of someone he taught.
Did he do something to you? Teachers are normal people.
Washington girls thread?
>>710220350
First name Sierra?
here for butt
>>710220497
Then what name tho
>>710220581
angie
/nzg/ New Zealand General
Edition edition.
Evening Uke, how are we tonight?
Dunedin reporting, glad the rain pissed off, for now.
Gday Boys
>>710221300
Same shit different toilet paper. Waiting for the weekend. Did you figure out if it was Hannah or not?
>>710221637
The "skype account" accepted my request.. don't actually know if that IP is her or not, hard to tell.
CHCH Reporting for duty hows everyone on this fine evening? Im drinking beer and praying for a hookup how about you?
Let's get this going again
rollin
ROLLN
roll
rool
Roll for some good shit
No fluffy thread? While tons of other equally autistic threads prosper,better fix that
>>710225954
I fucking hate this guys crap. They look like retarded monsters. They should delete all the trash he shits up the booru with. So fucking awful.
>>710226616
bad game descriptions v4
One from the last thread that no one got
One from the last thread that no one got
>Be a sentient tank
>Fight other sentient robots
>Shitty one-liners after every kill
>Last boss is on the moon
>On PS1
>Obscure as shit
>Came up with it's subtitle 5 years before Ratchet and Clank did
>Board game
>Also combat
>Save towns
>Kills friendships
>Destroy every building in North Korea
>Cards
>Different color suits
>two guys punch each other
>blood and spines and shit
>your love interest must be bought
>early levels are spent killing cows
>you probably played this game at some point, everyone has
New Celeb Thread
>>710228091
>>710228170
g/fur thread? g/fur thread
How are you fags doing today?
OP Abandoning thread
New California thread, looking for some Costa Mesa wins specifically CMHS c/o '15 and '16 .
Requesting any and all Bakersfield girls please
>>710218512
>tfw no Bakersfield girls want ur peepee
>>710218619
>iktfb
Cynthia K teacher at CMHS
I'm in rehab in Costa Mesa haha
Here's a picture before I call an ambulance. I hope they remove my balls! Pic Related, it's my scrotum and it doesn't hurt *that* bad.
how and why
Also do I have two and half balls or is that something else?
Time stamp now
This is a lame thread.
It's probably fake and gay.
If it's not fake and gay, you're not going to be able to reply to the thread due to ambulance.
I admire your dedication to mutilate yourself/pretend to mutilate yourself, but this thread isn't going anywhere.
fake and transexual
I have a 100 pill bottle of acetaminophen about 15 pills of cyclobenzaprine. I am currently breaking them all up and going to make a cocktail. Just wondering if the 100 acetaminophen is enough or should I get one more bottle for safe keeping?
Took 25 grams of acetominophen once, have fun puking blood and rithing in pain on the floor.
>>710212809
I don't care about the pain.
>>710212589
Sure, that will do it. Might take about a week though. What is your age, height and weight? Also, what is the strength of the cyclobenzaprine?
>>710212589
You probably aren't going to die from that OP, you will suffer though, - a lot-. just keep that in mind.
>>710213195
28 5'9 about 190. The cyclobenzaprine is 10mg.
