Most beautiful girlfriend you ever had.
Lets see if anyone from /b has some game
Here is mine.
>>678005726
you lost
Mine
lol I've never even flirted with a girl
Can anyone top this one?
What does /b/ drive? I'll start.
>2010 Lancer GTS
>Pic related
2007 Saturn Sky Redline
>1997 Honda civic
> same as picture but at least 60% shittier.
>>678003630
>pic is garbage
>same as picture but at least 60% shittier
Congrats driving a piece of shit car, fucking uneducated chav
>>678003630
How many miles
These kartoffelchips look so tasty, and they might be...
If any anon can guess the flavour, they will win a $30 steam game of their choice. Yay.
They are _______ & ________ flavour.
You may guess one flavour or both, if two anons correctly guess either flavour, they will win a $15 steam game, each.
No cash equivalents.
Post ID with guess.
One guess per post.
Answers must be exact.
Example:
Winning answer is Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam,
You guess; peanut butter and jam. You will only win a $15 game, however you may continue to guess the second flavour.
Flavours will be technically edible although maybe not strictly palatable and are chosen before the contest begins.
Judges decision is final.
>>678003841
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shaunpegg/
salted & sour cream & onion
Steam: Doge™
Flavours Sour cream and onion
>>678003841
Seasalt and Vinegar, if correct pass to the first nig nig to give their steam, I dont want the game/s.
Sea salt and vinegar
BOT cyka on steam
>trying one more time, last thread was deleted before attracting posters. I'll come back later if this one fails as well.
COLOR WAR THREAD.
RULES:
Post the color you want and the action you want to take. Possible actions include:
-EXPAND (gain 2 touching uncontrolled territories)
-ATTACK [other color]
>(battle with 3 strength against color of choice.)
-DEFEND
>(add 1 defense to all hexes adjacent to other colors)
-RETREAT
>(give up 3 hexes touching other colors, if possible. Adjacent friendly hexes gain 2 defense per retreating hex.)
-BUILD UP
>(Next attack from this color will be with +3 strength.)
-NUKE [color] (ONLY WORKS WITH TRIPS/QUADS, ALL OTHER POSTS IGNORED.)
>(Large hex (dark outlined boarders) with the most of attacked color is reverted to unclaimed territory. Collateral damage is possible.)
BATTLE RULES:
-1 strength = 1 adjacent hex of color being attacked friendly color gains control over.
-1 defense neutralizes 1 strength on hex.
-Once a color is gone it is ELIMINATED.
>early eliminations are very likely, act fast to save your favorites!
Dubs = Normal Action
Trips = Attack/Defend/Expand is x2 as strong OR Nuke.
Quads = Attack/Defend/Expand is x4 as strong OR Nuke.
Quints+ = Instant Win.
LET THE WAR COMMENCE.
(will update map as quickly as possible. All posts affecting the update will be tagged. All posts missed when updating will affect the next update.)
>>678008939
POO IN THE LOO
EXPAND
>>678009281
Reroll
>>678009323
Reroll
>>678009407
Reroll
I adopted this dog 2 weeks ago but I can't come up with a nice name so I'll let trips decide
Nigger
shithead
>>678011114
Close one
>>678011114
>failed scriptnigger detected
Pics you promised not to share/saved.... Continued again!....
shitty quality but hope youll enjoy
Waifu claiming thread - Slow down edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
claimed and checked
Quick claim before I go to study!
>>678010482
g'night
>>678010577
>thread just hit TURBO
It's because I'm here now
>everything revolves around me
>Sameji is really tired now
Get rolling
Rolll
rolll
K
>>677983027
rolling!
Fluffy Abuse pls
Inb4 "what is this"
Fluffy Booru is down wtf
God-Tier Albums thread
>post em fags
>>678000588
>>678000588
Rate my album.
I made this in 2013.
It's a mix of jazz and rock n roll.
>>678000824
Forgot link https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9INO6a3LkWw
>>678000691
Yes this!!!! Acid bath is amazing and with the generic "if you listen to the lyrics" you will jizz out of your ears!
Daisy Thread!
I'd eat her butthole
>>677990308
who wouldnt??
Hi I'm Daisy
shes s freakin cute
trips names my new kitten
>>678005042
Butthole
>>678005042
flora
Bartholomew
>>678005042
Boy or girl?
s/fur
Sssneek.
spiderman thread
A Gorhina is attacking /b/. It has 1000 health.
Dubs = 50 damage
Trips = 200 damage
Quads = 500 damage
Quints = Instant Kill
/b/ has 500 hp left
Singles reflect off of Gorhina and do 10 damage to us
All dubs, trips, whatever, hurt us instead of they are composed of 3's.
Here comes singles
>>678004435
This nigga dead with the power of my quints.
Here, take 200 off that motherfucker.
>>678004435
die nigger centaur
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Hey everyone
Right on time
>>677999942
Boxy dad >pic related
>>678000358
Hey, bang on time today lol.
How's you?
No wincest thread? Wincest thread!
First for Fev
Bump
>>678002758
Fev will never be a meme.
Bumpin
Why do people associate Swedish people with blonde hair, blue eyes and white skin? I moved from Turkey to Sweden about a year ago and it feels like I haven't even moved. Everyone here is African/Middle Eastern? I'm so confused.
I was also interested in learning about some of the history and culture of Sweden but not much is different from Turkey. There are many mosques here and all women here wear Burkas. The only history I can learn about is things I already know about from Islam.
The only white males here with blue eyes and blonde hair are members of the LGBT community. They are also incredibly obsessed with promoting biracial families and tolerance of people from all backgrounds. Like this is really weird to me. I thought the vikings and shit were from here? Instead I'm getting offers for free succ from white guys? wtf can someone explain if I've been misled?
b8
ebin maymay
>>677993323
there are only 2 mosques in sweden one in uppsala and one in malmö
>>677993323
Denmark and norway are the only countries that has to do with vikings, that aren't full of faggots
Hello /b/rethren
Ask someone who served 30 months in prison and is currently on probation for several counts of aggravated rape of a child (and sexual battery of a minor) anything.
>No, I am not currently involved in an intimate relationship with a child, nor am I in possession of any pornographic content containing or pertaining to children.
Was it worth?
why did u do it
>>677996442
Are you in possession of any pornagraphic content containing or pertaining children?
>>677996442
These damned phones are so annoying
Waifu claiming thread - ERASE me edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
>>678004630
That's not good... but the lesser evil is still better than the greatest Evil
>>678004649
Will do. But he's only 12 and understands jackshit english
Best type moon claimed
Best German Cv claimed
>>678003920
Hello Tats !
My back returned to normal
>feels a slight tingling
How was your day ?
>>678004040
Pretty well i think
Got enought time to read some books
>love books about war
How about you ?
>>678004160
Hi there !
How are you?
do you caught something new ?
>new sneks ?
>sorry for late respond, doing someting to eat
