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http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/1 0/us/politics/trump-mocking-claim-t hat-russia-hacked-election-at-odds- with-gop.html
>CIA says the russians are involved.
>President elect Trump (who goes out of his way to avoid intelligence meetings and has ZERO experience in intelligence related fields) Says, "Nah, I got a hunch"
Jesus Christ America.
>>714797185
Now he wants to be all friendly with the people who shoot down civilian airplanes and "annex" countries
like the cia knows anything. just a bunch of jew slaves.
>>714797402
Translation: "Nah, I got a hunch"
>>714797185
This is what happens when youre an emotional vagina and use your vote as an outlet.
>>714797185
>Mr Trump, are you saying the CIA are wrong about everything?
>Not everything
>Just the things you don't like then?
This is the typical cherry picking attitude
You pick a superpower, other anons limit it
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>>714794921
The ability to cum 3 gallons at a time without being dehydrated
>>714799390
But you must swallow every drop.
Ignore the laws of thermodynamics at will.
The ability to slap ur dick on the table.
>>714799564
But you must kill yourself.
Able to tie a slipknot in over five hundred ways.
>>714799747
the material to tie your knots is always your skin
The ability to have anything in your mind turn into a worldwide-accepted meme
>>714799747
Can only use the slipknot to strangle children.
Can communicate with all animals and make them do my bidding
R34 last one 404'd
s/fur
>>714797934
Congrats on your participation
>>714798037
Yeah, probably a good idea not to go too crazy with buying them
>>714798086
Oh, I didn't know that. That's pretty cool.
>>714798125
I'll try it. Thanks.
>>714798275
Yeah, I just looked that up.
I've been reading about the development about etris and soviet software and games. It's kind of interesting.
>>714798263
Yeah, I already have 3, so I guess I shouldn't get anything now. One of them was free with my order though, so that's cool.
Reply ITT or this will happen to you
>>714793760
kys
>>714793760
looks hot, what happened?
Ew
>>714793760
well alright then
You nostalgia you lose
>>714797264
Oddbodz
>>714798572
How old you?
FB / Insta fap thread, Ver 9000
>>714795588
>>714795615
>>714795663
>>714795727
Pics you shouldn't share thread - pic related op's gf
Any interest? I'll keep posting
>>714796098
Keep going, Please
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Fragen
1. Weiterkämpfen oder aufgeben?
2. Habt ihr viel Müll im Zimmer?
3. Mal Fussball gespielt oder Tennis, so im Verein?
4. Fresst ihr um die Jahreszeit mehr?
5. Wie behindat sind die Fragen (1-10)?
>>714789472
und DEUS VULT!
meddl loide
>1. Weiterkämpfen oder aufgeben?
Die Mitte davon.
>2. Habt ihr viel Müll im Zimmer?
Nein, mein Zimmeri st recht ordentlich.
>3. Mal Fussball gespielt oder Tennis, so im Verein?
Damals Karate, Handball, mal Fußball etc. Fast alles durch gehabt.
>4. Fresst ihr um die Jahreszeit mehr?
Definitiv, hab auch wieder zugenommen, muss am Vitamin D liegen.
>5. Wie behindat sind die Fragen...
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>>714789472
>1. Weiterkämpfen oder aufgeben?
aufgeben
>2. Habt ihr viel Müll im Zimmer?
ja..relativ
>3. Mal Fussball gespielt oder Tennis, so im Verein?
Fußball 6-14
>4. Fresst ihr um die Jahreszeit mehr?
Esse immer gleichviel
>5. Wie behindat sind die Fragen (1-10)?
2.9
>>714789472
1. Weiterkämpfen oder aufgeben?
>Was bleibt einem denn anderes übrig als zu kämpfen?
2. Habt ihr viel Müll im Zimmer?
>Eigentlich nicht, nur liegen hier sachen die eigentlich in den Schrank oder in Ordner gehören
3. Mal Fussball gespielt oder Tennis, so im Verein?
>Fussball in der E Jugend damals, war aber scheisse weil der trainer mich auf dem kicker hatte dieser hurensohn. Mittlerweile würde ich wenn ich Sport...
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New Thread: cucks should know the drill by now, post pictures of your girl on here and bulls can rate them/say how they'd emasculate you and use your gf or wife.
Do your worst
>>714794384
I want to ruin the whore on the rights makeup by violently throatfucking her. After dumping a load down her throat I'd give her a black eye to finish her off.
cucks add me on kik willkan124 to share faster
>>714794384
on their knees fucking each face in turn, who can take it the deeper, grabbing their heads and fucking nice and deep as they choke, fuck each of them until they make their friend cum
