Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694782377
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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Going to go take a shower and get some food. Be back soon.
>>694791761
I dont have a radio.. damn I wanna see this, fucking alaskian bush people is making me sleepy with that fucking banjo jingle
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips...
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What a time to be alive.
Tristana claimed
test
Alright, let's roll
Roll
>>694785874
Roll
rollllll
rell
Part three
https://twitter.com/Onision/status/ 753763384722493445
vote: trump not white obv
Anyone who participates in this is a newfag, no questions, ifs, ands, or buts.
inb4 butthurt summerfags reply trying to excuse or validate why they're part of it
I don't wanna hear it, only here to post this won't even bother checking the thread
>>694773035
Then kill yourself just like Onision the Cuck should have done 10 years ago.
>>694772942
This. Also use http://www.throwawaymail.com
Much better thread im linking this shit everywhere for the first /b/ victory since 2012
LoL fap roulette time!
>>694787592
roll
Roll
lolhentai.net is good for pics
I'll roll
roll
alright faggots, lets hear your excuses.
>>694779293
Because I look like Brian Peppers on crack
>>694779293
not many female friends and I'm not very interested in meeting new ones
honestly i'm just too lazy and high to do anything about it. i tend to stumble into relationships once every couple of years and it always peters out about a year in because i never put in any fucking effort. other than sex i honestly don't like women much and won't go out of my way for one.
i'm also not great looking and enjoy spending a lot of time alone.
Because I choose to be single.
Money>women
That's why I don't commit
Porn webm thread? Porn webm thread
Unlike the other "webm" thread, I'm posting actual webms.
>>694781301
Name
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Hello
>>694782134
Hi there~
Let's see if this one is also a shitshow straight out the gate.
>>694782325
Well, I'm here. So there's your answer.
>>694782221
What's up stranger?
Reaction file is rip
Need to build it up again
Celebrities who should do porn but don't
>>694758349
She's too pure and beautiful for porn.
Unless its girl girl
Then its ok
>>694759182
bullshit
she needs a 20-30 guy creampie gangbang, about 2 or 3 hours
>>694758349
Banged her before.
ITT last two digits are length of our dick in centimeters
Pic unrelated
roll
>>694775919
Rolling
>>694775919
roll
>>694775919
Roll
That movie fucked me up OP
>>694775919
roll
So... there's a coup going on in turkey?
https://twitter.com/CNNTURK_ENG/sta tus/754040048908197888?ref_src=twsr c%5Etfw
yeah. military is taking over the government.
>>694779201
Yep. WWIII just started.
>>694779201
a turkey coup
lol
>>694779336
>WWII ended
dumbshit
>>694779582
You deaf dum ass
Share ugly/meh chicks that you would fuck if you were horny enough
>>694779287
>>694779287
She would give a fine blowjob!
>>694779287
>If you were horny enough
AKA girls OP would have to be very very lucky to get with
And I have unfortunately.
>>694779517
Rawl
Deutschland Faden
>>694787911
>die welt bricht zusammen und ihr labert von eichelkäse
>die welt bricht zusammen
>die welt
>>694787950
Erdogan im Arsch
FRAGEB!=
Reportiere ein.
s/fur
Hey gents.
>>694778910
Shut the fuck up
Gf r8 thread?
She's fine, but I prefer the girl holding her.
>>694775192
Keked
Probably a 5/10
Who's the massive faggot in the bottom-right corner?
>>694774861
Does she lick peanut butter off your cock?
cock tribute thread. any compilations i can add to?
mine
pls
This one?
Please this
can we get a no BS loli thread going?
>no censor
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/238/
I try not to save any censored loli but some might sneak in, sorry.
PEDOS OUT
pedos IN
Shit is going down in Turkey. Facebook, twitter, and youtube down. Big military forces are moving
kek
>Turkey
>Youtube
I never go there
>>694780518
I laughed way too hard on this
Turkfag here, it's a Coup de tat
it's happening
>>694780518
u always loose at normie bingo, dont you?
Shit is getting real
South African thread.
Durbanite here
I moved away from south Africa 5 years ago and I don't miss it to be honest
Ushaka was pretty cool I guess
>>694775170
It's full of blacks now. Every time I go there, half of KwaMashu rocks up. So many fucking coons
>>694774740
Capetonian here, eating a gatsby tonight. What the fuck is up mates.
>>694774740
Jo'burg checking in
Pretoria rat here. great to see some fellow SA fags
Celeb Thread. Get Lewd or nude, just don't be rude.
MOA
>>694783368
>hfw
>>694783706