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What are your opinions on "This is America' /b/?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY
>>768712484
I like it
normie reactions are treasured
>>768712484
another song added to my "circlejerk with niggers" playlist
Meh
>>768712484
It critisizes niggers so yeah it's good
You're at home friday night, it's 1995
What vhs do you go rent?
Pulp fiction, biach
I own alot now
Abyss Directors cut.
>>768713662
Probably midnight express.
Tell you what I won't be watching 'nell'. I knew that was going to be garbage the moment I saw it advertised. I think we saw it promoted when we were at the cinema watching 'while you we're sleeping'.
>>768713662
Avengers 7: Space Fight
>"but that's not out yet," you say
Well, ever since ol' Pickle Rick decided to join the party, time's been real messed up. We think something happened with the wormhole last time our friend burped in it. Oh well, what are ya gonna do about it? Besides kickin' back and watching your VHS "movies", of course. And what about snacks? It doesn't matter. The year is 199five! Calories don't exist no more! Welcome...
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lol @ the guy who can't handle Alice being female.
u mad bro?
>>768713863
>current year
>still thinks Alice-anon is female
Kek
>>768713978
she is, prove me wrong
>>768714007
You're the super spy, 007.
>>768714137
what
>>768713863
>Alice
>Biological Female
good one OP
Even more pics you shouldn't share
>>768715771
More of Alyssa!!!
>>768715771
Rate my penis thread
It looks dumb and gay
>>768707437
It's dumb and gay
>>768706705
Aesthetics: 7
Length: 5
Girth: 8
Total: 7/10
>>768707437
>Aesthetics: 8
>Length: 6
>Girth: 5
>Total: 6
Girls who have swallowed your cum
>>768712672
Her eyes are strange
Stop giving yourself ED and sterility.
Stop the porn jew. Stop the loneliness and low energy levels. Stop the low self confidence as you are filled with female hormones.
Last 2 digits is the amount of days you do no fap.
Dont roll if you wont do it, just dress up like a girl, tape up your feminine peen and suck black circumcised cock you fag
>>768711733
Roll
>>768711733
Roll
Roll
roll
>>768711733
roll
Rule 34 thread part 2: I will flip a coin, If it's face, I'll accept request edition
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>>768713763
anyone got good stuff of Nora from RWBY?
>>768713888
>>768713763
do u got any more ochako? :)
>>768713941
Nope, I didn't watch RWBY, so I don't want to get spoilers by the porn. The porn spoilered me Danganroppa. Never again.
I’m sick and tired of all the porn on /b/. If ya want porn, please go to another board. This was meant for memes and shitposting and y’all ruined it.
>>768702866
/b/ is about random random porn is random if you don't like it perhaps you should move along to another board. There is nothing Random about your post at all.
I miss 2008 /b/
god i'm so old
nu-/b/ is so shit its nothing but porn
>>768702866
>I’m sick and tired of all the porn on /b/
OMG CHECK OUT THIS NEWFAG
waifu
Why all the early bakes these days?
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>768709900
Or I could just make macros myself, they're easy to make
>>768710105
Disgusting
>>768710213
because cuties like you
>>768710105
>if you have proof
I have 2 witnesses, the damage is all on the driver side rear, along with a second person the lady hit. There was also injuries to the passengers in my car. This lady is fucking screwed.
>>768709889
About to play some Nier unless you wanna RAH
>>768710105
Mean!
Why should I still support Trump?
Because there's no one better
He's based
Because if you don’t, it’s treason, and you’ll be executed.
>>768708444
He's not Hillary.
>>768708444
North Korea, let's see your lady friend talk man-to-man to them...
>>768706795
u need to go back
>>768706871
Back where
>>768706795
on zeronet
ALL of her pateron sets are on this zerosite and it is updated frequently
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GFL5YA92t
combine to get address, spamfilter etc
>>768706795
Who cares, there's no nudes anyway
>>768707115
is the patreon stuff any good?
>>768708751
you'd think it'd be a little sluttier for her paying fans, but I guess they think it feels good to spend money and get nothing special
> mfw meet beautiful girl on Instagram who's around my area
> talking for ages, really get close to each other
> talked for a month before I found out reveals only 14
> she's seen my bio, knows I'm 24
> yet she been flirting and messaging me and still talking to me like I was her bf
> mfw I thought she was 18
> mfw I got so close and actually
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>>768711034
Time to yolo
>>768711034
What made you think she was level 18?
>>768711034
nice fantasy pedo
>>768711034
>germany
>age of consent 14
i dont see a problem here
>>768711034
Just so you know.... this means that you are of the same maturity level of a 14 year old girl, and that your life sucks because you can relate to her life experiences on such a deep level that you have fallen for her...
>either that or its a cop.
Most awkward sex moments.
Extra points for green text
INB4 op is a virgin.
Not really sex related.
>be driving across state with new employer on photography job
>kind of a long drive
>grandma sitting next to me and SUV is packed
>fall asleep cos fucking hours on open road
>sexydream.jpeg
>climax like a woman and make direct eye contact with Grandma eating a chicken wing
>last day on the job
Mom is giving me the sex talk
About getting pregnant
And im sitting there laughing
Because I gay
>be me
>15
>virgin
>awkward around grills but somehow manage to get gf
>kissing
>fondling
>thing start getting steamy
>this is it
>start feeling a great power building
>whatever I'm 15
>grinding as we do, getting close to...
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>be me
>Hmm... 5/10
>Wicked personality, so...
>9/10 wants the D. I'm fucked up, but meh. Yeah.
>Go to her room, she lived with my bro.
>Half forgot that she's damaged goods.
>Starts mauling me like a little Jack Russell (she's about 5' 2", I'm 6'4"
>Only around the neck and chest
...
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Got another
>be with girl for 2 years
>hot as fuck
>not too horny but get dick wet every now and then
>going good till one day
>she decides God over sex
>whatever probably going to last a week
>week later
>no sex
>month later
>same shit
>get...
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ylyl
>>768709278
Underage b&
>>768709278
haha funny meme lol
>>768709278
This cancer belongs in
>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/
>>768709278
I thought you kids got summer break a week from now
>>768709278
Hey since you have that pic saved can you do me a huge favor and hang yourself?
Tentacle on loli
easy son
FUCKING BASED
>>768706113
Go on..
>>768706113
you have my interest
bump
don't have any tentacle but i have a lot of loli
Famous women/celebrities you want to fuck
first
kys
ITT: We rate one another and offer advice on how to improve each other's attractiveness.
>>768708381
There is literally no way to improve upon your looks. You are the embodiment of the ideal human form.
>>768708455
>>768708381
don't hold your jaw completely shut when you are resting
Remove hand please, reveal chin. Also timestamp.
>>768708381
Hit the gym to define that jaw
When fucking a hot trap, should her feminine penis be hard, soft or locked up in chastity?
>>768709213
Doesn't matter. You're a faggot either way anon. Don't try to justify your Faggotry.
>>768709313
This
>>768709213
absolutely caged
so much fun to ee their little sissy dick strain in the cage and you tease their prostate and tickle their barefeet
FB/IG fap thread 3.0
