Do not prove that you are not black.
Instead, prove that you are white.
i have a 3 inch dick and my ex dumped me for a black guy.
>>702521863
You might as well have proved you are Asian. Try again.
>>702521703
I can read your post
>>702521703
I am an Iraqi.
Catfish thread
I need fb profiles of slutty hot girls.
In return you maybe get their nudes.
Also any catfish tips and tricks are welcome.
Feel free to add me - 100013324294255.
bumping I guess
Fillet steak, blue rare. What are you eating?
>>702520223
I'll suck your dick for some if that.
>>702520315
Dinners ready
>>702520223
made this last night, smoked for 3 hours and finished in the oven with veggies.
>>702520925
me and my neighbor got drunk and wiped out the entire pan.
Who invented beer?
>>702521172
I don't know Google it.
Leafy.
>>702521172
My mom
>>702521172
Not your personal army
Gather round. She's here to collect your load
>>702520796
She knows she can own your dick
Dump this whore
>>702520965
What would you guys do to her
>>702521121
Make her gag all over my cock
what is meaning of life
God, Jesus Christ
>>702520606
Personal happiness, responsibility, and purpose.
Fuckin easy, bitch.
sustaining the human race
>>702520715
no fags allowed.
Fresh OC of my sister while on vacation...thoughts?
Clothed/face pics?
>>702520751
Not showing her face
hot post more
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>702513246
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>702521297
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNdcBg3xC8
Ask a sugar factory security guard anything
why?
Plot twist thats cocane
Why does the floor look wet
>>702521253
What are you protecting it from? Americans?
>Young chicks you would destroy
sauce? name?
sauce? name??
1. Post in this thread, your last post number is the amount of times you press Random on this site
https://mangakitty.com
2. Post what you got
3. Fap to it
Go!
Roll
Roll
wtf roll
roll
Do you know this girl?
>>702519783
Looks similar to a foot fetish chick I saw on reddit once.
>>702519905
1 normalfag detected
>>702519783
bump
First one to roll a 420 and I will fill my asshole with 90% isopropyl alcohol and fart with a lighter
GO
Roll
roll
but will you live stream
Roll
what the fuck japan
>>702520628
fake
>>702520628
would suck
>>702520628
why do I have a boner
>>702520628
This is my new fetish
Up on my roof deck enjoying some weed after mowing my lawn. Owning a house is pretty sweet.
General stoner thread
i hope you fall off and die faggot
>>702519974
DUDE WEED LMAO
kys fatso
>>702519974
That looks pretty sweet what Is it?
Girl Just confirmed I have a small dick so.... small dick thread to make me feel less destroyed and alone.
>>702521379
how small is small?
>>702521379
Is that a vaporizer? Looks like some wand from a crazy stoner satire of Harry Potter or some shit.
I'm just over 6 inches so I think I'm alright. Although A have had one girl tell me it was small to try to hurt my feelings, I told that to a different girl and she blew me to find out if it was true.
>>702521759
Fishing pole, dipshit
Name my knife /b/, roll a 33
Bonus points for originality
Bump
Used Tampon
Hymen Slayer
>>702519099
checked
Hi /b/
>be me, newly employed, normie as fuck
>on break during shift last night, text buddy
>He's going out, wants me to come with
>no spare clothes, leave bag at work and go to club in work clothes
>It's the local shithole and the bouncer was sound, ended up getting in and looking for friend for half an hour
>finally find him and his friends and we get drinking
>One of the friends is kissing a girl for a while, then leaves and as she turns I see she's using a crutch
>She's 5'5ish, freckles, shade of blonde that's nearly ginger, lovely body despite being real skinny
>anyway she's real pretty, I start talking to her and we end up kissing like half hour later
>She's slender as fuck, nearly anorexic
>I'm 6'2, somewhere between chubby and built, so I end up moving people out the way for her
>Turns out she's got Fibromyalgia or however you spell it, and a kid at home
>feel kind of responsible for her, she's not very steady so she holds onto me a lot
>end of the night we get a taxi to mine with 2 friends, 1 stayed in the spare room the other took like a £50 trip home
>Me and the girl "watch a film" and fuck till 6 in the morning, then go to hers so she can smoke
>We fuck again (really great but I couldn't cum because alcohol) and she gets me to be rough as fuck (rape fantasy is hot for both of us)
>I leave before 9 because her kid is coming back
Tl;Dr I fucked a really cute girl and now I don't know what to do.
We got along so well but I'm deffo not right for her. At the same time I feel, because we're both real shutins, her cus of illness, me bcus work/sleep/repeat schedule and also /b/tard.
Pic unrelated.
>>702513572
Her personality is adorable as well, she's got into minecraft and made all these monuments from different places. She's obvs spent ages on it.
>>702513572
I don't see what the problem is.
Also, she decides who's right for her.
Not you.
You only decide who's right for you.
So if you don't want her, don't white Knight it as you making the right decision for her.
Also, fuck her, let the kid watch.
>>702514555
GOD DAMN.
Trips confirms. If you know she isn't your type, that's on you OP, but you don't know if you are her type.
I've been part of a relationship where one of us was great for one, but the opposite for the other.
Why don't you try get along with her for a while.
If you don't want the responsibilities that came along with the girl, you can always walk out.
Just think about her part tho.
Does anyone have that infographic about the evolution of web? there's web 1.0 2.0 AOL and so on.
also, infographic thread
She said yes!!!
>>702519173
shooped
>>702519386
not, sure if retarded...
This is some good photoshop handy work.
lol wut
![570137116[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1473/008/1473008460225.jpg "570137116[1]")
