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No Porn webm thread?
Let's change that.
>>676713489
SAUCE HOLY SHIT.
Girl texts
>I'm out to dinner at 7, if I have wlan I'll write you
>I have wlan at the house
What house
>My friend's house
Oh spend the night there?
>Yeah don't want to take the train back
Same bed?
>Yeah of course don't want to sleep on the couch :D
Alright have fun
>Watching a movie, devil wears prada
bla bla bla
Phone's off at
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Context
Night before sends I like you, I really like you
A lot etc etc in the middle of the night, 3am, 5am
If you two are exclusive, leave her. If you aren't, treat her as a side chick, get your priorities straight and find someone better.
>>676714560
yeah they fucked
In what kind of universe that girl stays a night without sex
There's a lot more context
If anyone's interested.. it's pretty pathetic whilst maybe also entertaining
Hunger Games Thread.
First 24 tributes get in!
Undertaker Crotch Goblin
Moe
Commie Pupper
Pablo Iglesias
Catgirl Jackie
Does this make you feel inadequate? inferior maybe?
considering my girl already cucks me to a black bull, doesn't do much
indifferent
>>676718880
Am I the only one who feels kinda turned on seeing 2 dicks like this touching?
It makes me feel people should watch less porn. It fucks up their perception.
Yea.. i wish my dick was white :(
What would you do with 1,000 dollars?
500 in gold
300 in silver
200 change
>>676718426
>implying that amount of money is even worth converting.
>>676717870
go to the bank and demand they give it to me in one dollar bills
>>676717870
Spend it on heroin.
>>676717870
Probably live a little more comfortably for a month or so, not have to worry about bills, buy one tier up from the cheapest of foods, that sort of thing, wouldn't bother wasting it on some fancy electronics or anything.
My Gf want a threesome with another guy, i said no and now she said she needs a break to find herself, what do /b?(pic unrelated)
>>676719897
Finger in ass
>>676719897
Name plox
You mean a "break to fuck someone else" yeah dump her man
>>676719897
A swift, open palm strike. Try not to leave a mark.
>>676719897
Help her look? When did she lose herself?
time to roll, bitches
>>676715769
>>676715978
>>676716175
im in panties right now(femboy) im looking for a fun roll game for me to play. any help?
>>676716440
roll
Dubs decided what I say next
This is where I'm up to
>>676721923
do you got a dick?
Oh wait she just wrote this
>>676721960
do you like me?
Tutti dentro, compagni di /b/!
Fuck off, nobody likes you retards.
>>676717372
^ negro delle sabbie o fa finta di non essere italiano
Io ci sono, anon
OP here, c'è qualche ravennate?
I thank the gods every day I'm not shitalian, what a pathetic existence.
>>676717801
Still better than yours pal
pics you werent supposed to share
What's /b/'s arsenal look like?
(pic is everything I own)
Bumping alone.
>>676715697
You miss a couple of grenades for the real freedom
>no timestamp
>doxable Facebook image.
Stay /k/lassy
>be europoor
>dont really need gun
If i was in the US i would get one though.. And it seems there's a good chance in the future its not to bad to have one in europe as well... i'll just see
>>676717097
Is this.... a rational europoor?
HEY B!
I cant fucking wait till the summer gets here! I LOVE going to the beach with my girlfriend, when shes wearing tiny-slutty bikinis! Anyone else does this?
pic related, my gfs new bikini
Would be cool to find someone to share these experiences with, over the summer?
Moar!!!
I makes me hard to see my gfs tits hanging out in her bikini in public
>>676717782
Yeah! Me too! Why is this so hot?
No clue but i enjoy! Here's mine!
Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm here for you, Anonymous.
lul xd
like srs lulz xdd
>>676716992
Do you need anything, senpai?
>>676717074
aww yuiss pls
>>676716239
i often find enjoyment in chasing down small rodents weather it be raccoons or groundhogs, etc. i like capturing them and torturing them then once i have grown bored of that i will slice them in half and used the two half's as a cock sock to achieve sexual gratification. Since you are a so called psychologist what would be your advice to me to help with my obvious violent mental illness.
Françaises
>>676713739
Apparement y'a une sextape d'Andy Raconte qui traîne . Quelqu'un l'a ?
C'est pas un gros fake plutôt ?
>>676714214
tiens gros!
Qui a the grinch
>>676713739
pics ou gtfo
pic related
I just wanted to use something stupid as the OP
>>676719383
shouldve posted your face
But that's gay
Neuer Deutschthread.
>wenn sonst keiner einen aufmacht, muss ich halt ran Edition
Denkt euch eure kack Fragen selbst aus!
nach krautkanal aber schnell
FRAGEN:
reportet ihr haley auch schön?
seid ihr single?
ist euch alleinsein wichtig?
wie erhält man vaginitis?
Hab gerade nen sniper 1vs1 bei mw3 gegen meinen bruder gemacht. Ratet mal wer gewonnen hat und wie hoch!
Ich rolle dreifache mfg
>>676714294
>reportet ihr haley auch schön?
bin sehr fleißig
>seid ihr single?
verheiratet
>ist euch alleinsein wichtig?
es gibt solche momente
>wie erhält man vaginitis?
what? erstmal googlen..
>>676714294
>reportet ihr haley auch schön?
Nö, ich ignoriere ihn einfach.
>seid ihr single?
Nope, seit etwas mehr als zwei Jahren in einer glücklichen halboffenen Beziehung.
>ist euch alleinsein wichtig?
Manchmal ja. Heute zum Beispiel.
>wie erhält man vaginitis?
Wiki sagt Keime.
Swingerclubanon auch anwesend? Das Gespräch war eins der wenigen Interessanten im alten Thread.
New phone and need some tasty traps to fuel my mental addiction. Traps, tgirl, mental illness, gay, boy butt, feminine penis, lady boner, let's see them cute cocks. Please share what you have with the class. PC welcome and encouraged.
OC* but I mean if you wanna be politically correct too then go for that I guess.
>>676716282
mental illness you say?
>>676716524
It's 6 AM PST, and I'm feeling nice.
First person to get dubs, gets a steam game worth up to $20
First person to get trips, gets a steam game worth up to $50
Post Steam ID, or you get nothing. Post the game you want, or I choose for you.
>>676721502
Id/diamondogs
>>676721502
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tatsujo/
rollerino
pixalezdust
Niggertitties
http://steamcommunity.com/id/949849498/
need some edgy names to impress my 12 year old internet meme lord friends
roll 15 lads
lord of the niggerfaggots
I'm gay
king of stupid
>>676712956
Reroll
>>676712732
why does it burn when i pee
Waifu claiming thread.
>Version 404
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>676716904
Didn't know that, thanks for telling me.
Konata claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCDgJiPBxfI
Best waifu still claimed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I71VX5RyGA
Claiming Seaport Hime.
Toppest Tier waifu reporting back in.
