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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
making fansigns
post what you want to say:)
put my post number on it.
Sometimes I feel like killing myself
Andy please
>>706996411
Please put GO TO BED FERMAT
First things first. Tits please.
Feels thread please.
>be me
>be curling in bed with a pillow
>imagine it's my cute little girl, my realest lover
>stroke her hair and cuddle her
>she'll never go, she's the one for me
>talk to her about my whole day or my achievements or just to boost my ego
>tfw real girlfriend was never like that.
>>706961724
Ew.
Op here
Just to add: i feel i'll never find that imaginary person or real love
>>706961724
why date someone youre not happy with
>>706961724
If you weren't happy with her, why cry over it.
>>706962407
It used to be good some time ago.
Continued from 3rd thread
Dubs choose = Minor event
Trips choose = Major event
Quads choose = anything
Example: People build a lighthouse
DAY 16
2 black men brought with them 2 prostitutes and half the men contracts syphilis
There is no stone or wood left
Kek is summoned, the next 3 get effects are doubled as a sign of good faith
how do you make these?
all men with syphilis are expelled to the north east island
>>706993835
roll
A drunken mage casts solar flare and burns the trees to a crisp. Go back 3 paces.
>>706993360
mass suicide of all living occupants
And other stories from the service industry
>>706988187
Are we just blatantly copying top reddit posts now?
>>706989163
More like something awfull.
http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/retarded-customer-questions/1/
>2007
>>706989163
https://youtu.be/LeG_judrcOA?t=1m18s
>>706989163
Yes.
Go
In regards to buy 1 get 1 free deal.
"How much is this If I only buy one?"
It' s that time again
Will my weekend be any good?
It's confirmed from the start that OP is a fag.
does she love me?
should i work on it?
>>706988548
should i?
Is Hilldog gonna lose?
loli thread lvl 3
cant stop wont stop
old thread
>>706991200
>>706991200
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/381/
hope u faggots post this time
Ama
Just kill yourself and get it over with. Quit trying to cry out for attention like some pussy faggot. I bet you're afraid to actually do it. Instead you just want to try and make everybody feel sorry for your pussy ass.
LAME
>>706989522
Cut deeper faggot...kill yourself..do it!
>>706989522
Do you feel better now?
>>706989800
no really
I cut deeper now
s/fur
Rule 34
masturbation tips for a horny femanon?
>>706989572
Find the clit
>>706989624
kek
>>706989572
in the butt
>>706989572
femanon here...
if you're having trouble, roll up a pillow as tight as possible, so it's firm, then lie on top of it with your clit on top, it looks dumb but it feels really good. go up and down on it, not actually up towards the ceiling, but kind of move back and forth. i don't know how to explain really. starts to feel really good.
One hand for clit one for fingering
Trips decides what i stick up my sissy ass and what i do after . im down with everything
>>706991690
Rollerino
A spanner
>>706992877
What's a spanner?
>>706992877
One off
A shoe
PORN WEBMS AND GIFS
Keep it alive
Bump
ITT: Superpowers that are only useful in vague ways or oddly specific situations.
The power to make someone else in the room unable to get the taste of mayonnaise out of their mouth.
the power to fly for only 12 seconds when a chinese man name tsun tsung sneezes 4 ties in a row on the 3rd thursday of the year
The power to make op's everywhere stop being such faggots
>>706988234
That's a really good one.
The power to make people shit their pants
Gaining super strength in a Walmart only when a black guy says nigga 4 times
