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>I'm with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdh CmXLG1lw
>>704520773
Let's
Dude... This is like kicking a brain-damaged puppy.
>>704521146
>>704520773
lmfao
>>704520773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtlX-Iq1W4
Does /b/ have any questions for a badass?
Military/vet/prior service thread
>>704528641
Why not a real mans branch
>>704528641
>E-1
>>704528771
It's the best branch America has to offer
>>704528641
You're a fucking E-1... Probably just graduated basic. You suck.
>>704528641
how does it feel to be a pawn in the Rothschild's game
Superpowers with limits thread
I'll start
>Can fly
>>704529197
cant slow down
>>704529197
But can't come back down.
>have x-ray vision.
>>704529500
Can only see the skeleton
>>704529500
>Your dick shrinks half a cm Everytime you use it
>>704529500
but only in darkness
>dont have to sleep
My neighbor rang at my door this evening with her 2 yo daughter.
She asked me if I could keep an eye on her for an hour since she had something urgent to do. I agreed.
Then 30 minutes later she texts me.
"Sorry, things didn't turn well, I won't come back before 1 or 2 days, please take care of Roxane (her daughter's name)"
Then another "Sorry, I can't explain now, I tell you everything when I come back. I beg you to help me just for this time."
Then nothing, and she probably turned down her phone cause
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pics of her belly button then put her to sleep
OP you came to the wrong place for help, expect people say g to rape her. Honestly I'd just call the cops
>>704514981
Report the mother to Child Services for neglecting her kid.
>>704515230
This.
>>704514981
Give it 2 days, nothing happens - call cops. Is mom hot?
Groups of naked girls thread.
Get in here!
>>704515428
Man, none of them look very happy. Look at the one on the left. She looks pissed.
>>704515594
they have that angry sexy look
shrek is love
>>704519173
on your knees.
>>704519173
Dirty ass room
>>704519173
Violent face fuck
>>704519173
Beat da pussy
After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back...
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Beastiality thread/ have you ever fucked an animal before? Stories/
Too scared to, can appreciate a good dog humping though.
Fuck off.
bump
used to have horses, shit was so cash
Hey /b/ it's a beautiful night out tonight. I've got a double barreled shotgun I stole from home from home and 4 shells. Are these shells strong enough to kill me if I put the barrel in my mouth and where should I aim in my mouth? Thanks
>>704526036
aim right above the tonsils
The shotgun
Post before and after pic with time stamp
>>704526036
Do us a favor /op/ Fucking stream it
>>704526437
Will post a before but not so sure about an after lol
GEORGE is FUCKING shit at dtoa 2
gem td tho :DDDDD
>>704523106
Agreed. He's a fucking newfag as well.
how do i build triforce towers and upgrade my memes?
>>704523228
The fucker doesn't even know about the catalog.
u don't know shit fuck u ur an oldfag lurking piece of fuckass
>>704523341
benis :D
fuck you copsucking pig loving fucktards
>>704518823
>>704518823
Edgy
ITT we post funny porn gifs/webms
>>704519180
oh boy, a chance to dump finally
>>704519965
>>704519989
You are tasked to defeat him.
Execute the mission
>>704525719
fug
No
lets do this
check em
Die nigga
Ugly women you'd like to fuck... post em
In b4 KC.
I couldn't find a pic of your mom
>>704517169
KFC?
What gun does /b/ carry everyday?
I have a Springfield XD .Mod2 9mm. Three 16 round mags of Winchester 124 grain +P hollow points.
Walther PPS in .40 with Critical Defense
>>704515849
Got enough ammo there OP? If you can't get the job done with 8 or so rounds, then you are in one hell of a situation. At that point, I'm getting my rifle.
Springfield xDM 3.8 on me and a GP100 in my vehicle.
>>704517046
>>704516726
Very nice. I've always wanted a Walther. Shot a buddy's P99c and it was awesome. As for the ammo, I've been reading articles online by the great gun guru Massad Ayoob. Crime statistics have proven that the lone wolf criminal is getting rarer and rarer, and with the prevalence of gangs and terrorists, I'd rather have the ammo and not need it than to need it and not have it.
>>704515849
I carry the Ruger American 9mm. I love this pistol. Large enough for my hand, very heavy so low recoil, trigger safety, and easy to clean.
MEXITHREAD
Vete a la verga
donde estas las mexicanas chubby!
y las milf!!!
siempre ponen a una que me pone la verga como diamante!
>>704506511
Huy que malote
Mejicanos de mierda. Espero que sepan que el resto de latinoamerica los odia. Putos.
Latinos que odian a los mexas, nos vale verga
Dropbox links
>>704498189
Why don't you start us off, OP?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8o638fmgyfyrbw1/3.jpg?dl=0
Also mega...
>>704499526
Is that Princess?
>>704499526
Mooo
YLYL
Trap/sissy/ass thread. And just when i was starting to get popular too :c
>>704516651
SHOW US SOME COCK DAMMIT
i mean. hello Ian! dont worry, you have a lot of fans.
Let's gets some nice ones
>>704517136
keep it alive fucking hell
>>704517136
Lmao was just about to post when thread 404ed
Celeb thread v2
Queen Katy demands I suck more cock! Anyone got a thick cock for me to slobber on?
I need to cum for Ari's ass. Someone help me
Hunger games, continuation of >>704520100
i'm starting to believe that the Fireside girls have never learned anything about surviving in the outdoors.
a ritual sacrifice
a nice hockey player helps a teenage(?) girl fall asleep.
Is there gonna be another thread after this one op?
kek
If dubs...
Gretchen, Megu, and Frog have a threesome.
some shack-building
some people begging to be put out of their misery
someone blows themselves up
>>704524327
not from me, i have class in the morning. someone else might make one, but i doubt it since it's late.
