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New secrets thread
Tell us the things you would never tell someone in real life
I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
>>715412762
> found out my qt girlfriends sister has fantasies about being fucked by a dog
> My fantasy is to see a girl get fucked by a dog
> gf would never ever do it
> Her sister wouldnt betray her trust
>>715412762
__________ want my mind soul and my body
>>715412762
I've cheated on my wife in some form or another at least 100 times. I'm not ashamed of it at all. With some of her friends, some of her relatives, in foreign countries, with prostitutes, coworkers, women half my age, basically any who would put out.
>>715412762
I fucking hate my abusive partner and I'm in the process of leaving but they don't believe me. I absolutely could give a fuck about them.
oh s/fur...
>>715418878
fluf tits am drunk
hi boys
>>715419015
fuck i forgot my picture
requsting all thickc and chubbers
>>715419116
halo
Roll
>>715419322
Rolling the shitpost
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxj2Hk9toG4
hgflh.kj
Drawthread: Cumslut Edition
>>715418339
> uwot
>it took a new manager-in-training almost 40 minutes to clean sinks and mop a 20'x5' floor
>didn't leave work until 11:45 when we closed at 10pm
legit wtf and his wife just stayed in the store dispite numerous times I mention "we gotta have everyone out of the store"
>>715416796
im kinda busy right now
>>715417118
im gonna kill u
>>715417936
so why did you pint that out?
>>715416674
eyy thats pretty good
>>715417665
>>715417665
>>715417691
>>715417691
:v
>>715418127 Tee hee
>>715418224 So, Im sorry?
>>715384779
NEW!
Boy/Trap/CD/Trans Thread
Post feet, cock, balls, butt, and anything inbetween.
OC encouraged.
Show me your dick everyone. Kik: silverwindx7
>>715415544
who is this?
Ass for b
>>715415875
This
Conspiracy theories you believe are real, and the main reason why.
That OP is a fag. My evidence is this post.
>>715412086
Pizza gate.......I don't think I need to explain
>>715412086
The US didn't land on the moon it was a well orchestrated hoax. I know because my father was a land owner and would regularly rent out land to the US military when they needed to do temporary testings or drills and he had documents proving the military had rented storage buildings off him and he had pictures after they left that he takes for damage claims (which he said he pretty much claimed ever time because they always just paid) and in the pictures they had left certain things used for the filming of the...
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>>715412277
What's the strongest single piece of evidence that you think supports it?
>>715412277
No, fuck off.
Pics you want spread around thread
>>715411943
>>715411981
>>715412014
>>715412043
>>715412077
How about a quick survey?
1. Height
2. Political affiliation
3. Penis size
8'4"
communist party
15 inches
>>715414633
6'7
Liberal
6.3 inches.
>>715414633
12mm
#feelthebern
1nm
Rasputin, is that you?
>>715415067
Xd
Nice meme
Giving away inventory because im going to college so I wont have as much time. Also losing interest in csgo, whoever rolls trips gets it all
rolling
Roll
>>715413543
roll
Rolling for them tripsss
Just keep rollin rollin rollin
Waifu claiming thread: Go to sleep Americans edition
Previous: >>715409332
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715414798
I wish I was old enough to appreciate 80s and 90s football. Sometimes I have to watch old games because the currents games are too soft for me.
>>715415014
Hey that's not very nice. My waifu is 15 years old. She's ready for a pounding.
>>715415036
No?!...
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best snek
Sameji claim'd
>>715415680
This is true
>tali claimed
>>715415589
Go to sleep, Americans*
>>715415648
No, they caught my eye back in 2010 because of their colors. Like I said, didn't even like football back then. Now I like them for reasons I don't really know.
i have nine steam keys here and i`m giving them to the first nine people that either A. gets dubs or B. post a picture that is of my fetish
OP will deliver do not forget to have you steam user with your post
>>715416966
OBLIVION DELUXE EDITION
STEAM ID GPATZ THANKS FUCK YOU
>>715416966
Kois
Roll
Drakozip or Drakovix90 sometimes i dont remember which one is the one i am using now.
I have fait in you OP, i am rolling
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordebyron
Hey bros
this faggot decided to come out last week. I'm in his class (last year of HS and I'm 18) and so far I pissed on his lockerdoor, sent him threathening letters to his home when he confronted me i also spit in his face and laughed. I need more tips on things I can do to make this queer feel miserable and leave school.
You should give him a hug and say you're sorry. He's used to pretending to be a victim he won't even know what to do.
>>715416033
Only closet-gays bully gays
Suck his dick, that will teach him.
The biggest payback for him coming out would be to kill yourself. The best own imaginable
>>715416033
you should let him fuck you in the ass. that'll show him
Let's try this again! Hose futa. All ya got.
>>715411768
OP's a Cuck
Celebrities you want to see naked but never will.
Alison Brie to start.
Kristen Bell.
>>715412138
This one angers me
>ITT:Quads decides my senior quote
obviously no profanity or anything the school wouldn't accept or I can't follow through
Make America Great Again
>>715409068
/d/eviant for life!
>>715410015
thank god
I'd Rather be on 9gag
>>715410015
>>715410147
Son of a bitch, I was 15 away. Gonna be little awhile before quads again, so I guess I win for now...
s/fur
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Would you marry a girl with a crippling disability (ex. blindness, paraplegia, autism) if they are a 10/10 otherwise?
>>715409279
No. I have enough problems. I don't need more. Pretty problems are still problems.
>>715409279
Yes, I've played Katawa Shoujo many many times.
>>715409279
yes, especially if they chop onions for me. i hate doing that shit.
>>715409279
sauce on her?
Id marry a paraplegic girl probably, or a blind girl probably not sure if id go autism
Odds fap evens sleep
roll (prolly fapping regardless
>>715413718
Roll
Rooooolllll
Roll
Roll but still gonna jack off anyways
Balls~
ass as well
>>715407635
No, only balls.
s/fur
>>715412879
that's a mithra, mithras are not furry. even /h/ allows them.
but keep posting mithras, they're fucking hot.
FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS GET OUT FURFAGS...
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