OH GOD /B/ WHAT HAVE I DONE
>dad walks into my room to give the dog a treat
>notices all my clothes on the floor and scattered about
>says anon you need to do some laundry
>yeah I know
>pets the dog and walks away
>walk up to my laundry basket to see how bad it is
>realize I left my box of dildoes, buttplugs, and pocket pussies in the basket the night before
>he definately had a clear view of it
Im a fat , 20 year old unemployed neckbeard, and the contents of the box are not going to raise his opinion of me.
What do I do to redeem myself?
Pic somewhat related. Glad I didnt have my fake ass out too. That would have been really disastrous.
An hero
>>686624905
Ask me if I care?
>>686624905
Shit can we see your toys?
Have an idea but depends on how tech savy your dad is
You're his son. I'm sure your dad has had a thing in his butt. I'm willing to bet he understands and just wants you to do your fucking laundry.
Also maybe get a job and move out youhe can fuck your mom all over the house again.
PUSH UP THREAD
last 2 digits is the number of push ups you do. if you roll you must do them all, no exceptions
no puss outs.
Whats up reddit
Do people really find this challenging? Sad
I like baby P-P
>>686628685
i weigh 200 pounds but ok
Anyone got some reaction images? My supply is running low.
Drug thread
Share your stories. Weed, LSD, heroin... don't care. Go
sharing stories? That comes close to working.. no thanks
smoking weed btw
2 gs of garbage coke last night time to start detox
>>686623058
found it a good idea to take 1 g of meth at once, now have hallucination for rest of my life
meth- dont take lots of it at once
>DUDE DRUGS LMAO
get lost kid.
Does anybody have any Primitive Spongebob memes?
>>686626211
let me guess, ginger
Bump i fucking love these memes
i just finished building my bike..
any comments? also what does /b/ ride?
>in before ''your mom''
shit tier fuel tank, 0 comfort seat, 0/10
Cock rate thread.
>>686620454
Nice size and shape. 7/10
>>686620454
10/10
Wanna cuck my girlfriend on kik? Haha
>>686621027
I'll think about it. What's her kik?
Thickness always makes it look smaller
Roll-out
Alright chums let's do this
>>686632083
ah fuck
0 get
Rawl
Mission: Go to pictureswap.org and post a pic, then post the pic u get in return here.
Pic related, my catch.
Come back op. Dont die on us
do not die
Howd those nuggets come out
Livestream
>>686632211
Checked I intend to finish what I started
Lets count to 10 fags...
> 1
Sausages
2
No time for lube I'm goin in dry
1
Catur-ALL-day
PC specs thread. Pic not related.
GPU: GTX 960
CPU: AMD FX-6300
Power supply: EVGA SuperNOVA NEX 650W
Motherboard: MSI 970A SLI Krait Edition ATX AM3+
Memory: 8GB RAM
Operating system: Windows 10
Storage: 1TB Hard drive
Optical drive: ASUS DRW-24F1ST
Posting peripherals is optional.
Clean copy:
GPU:
CPU:
Power supply:
Motherboard:
Memory:
Operating system:
Storage:
Optical drive:
The arrangement is outdated.
Posting
GPU: MSI R9 280x
CPU: Intel Xeon E3-1230V2
Power supply: Antec HCG-620
Motherboard: ASRock Z68 Extreme3 Gen3
Memory: 8GB TeamGroup Elite, 8GB crucial ballistix Sport
Operating system: Win 10 Pro
Storage: Crucial MX200[250 GB], Toshiba DT01ABA300 [3 TB] ,Seagate ST500DM002 [500GB], Seagate ST3320820AS [320GB]
Optical drive: Samsung SSH-222BB
Er det flere en meg som ikke har venner?
>>686625208
ja, den eneste forskel er at jeg er dansker :)
>>686625672
hvad er dine planer for i aften?
Nei.
hvor er du fra?
Musicians of /b/
Post your instrument.
>>686625530
bump
Here's my main tool atm.
Hidden cam
Webms?
you know what to do
>>686623232
rolling
rll
s/fur
How does this make you feel /b/
Isn't he aesthetically finesse or is he just confident?
Neil Degrasse Tyson, Barack Obama etc... mixed white and black kids tend to go far in life.
How do I feel about an ugly black 5'6 boy with a desperate 5'5 slut? I don't really care, at all..
>>686623408
Angry.
>>686623612
Someone sounds a little mad.
How to please a girl with a 5 incher
stick it in her you autistic cunt
>>686625472
It's not gonna happen
>>686625472
make sure shes 12
>>686625551
Kek
It,s sooooo simple!
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