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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Draw thread
>>682661334
O shit waddup
>>682661334
musikalgenius is that you?
send boober
peep please come back
>>682661334
the slut of draw threads is back
ask a guy from one of the least developed countries anything!
>>682656292
What's living in Scotland feel like?
>>682656584
>country
go fk urself
>>682656292
why do you have chipper eyes
>>682656292
Why are you white?
>>682657872
imperialsm and colonialsm
ITT: Stories of revenge cheating
>>682657110
that aint cheating thats tumblr
>>682657229
its also not a story idiot
>>682657110
sauce?
My ex cheated on me with a nigger so I broke it off and fucked her mom. Never told her I fucked her mom but shit was cash.
>>682657110
I'll make up a fake one
>catch gf cheating with another woman
>decide that Im going to kill myself
>hide in the closet of our room
>wait for them to get the show on the road
>come out of the closet while some ugly bulldyke is going down on my girl
>pull the trigger and paint the walls with my brain like Kurt Cobain
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I catfished as a lesbian for a while and got a treasure trove of nudes I'm willing to share. Ask questions and let me know which you like. I started this in a another thread but it needs its own honestly.
This girl was my favorite she's so down to earth and would leave me voicemails of her touching herself and a few nudes. This one and her ass are my favorite.
>>682656754
Here's the back
>>682656754
Here's one she randomly sent that got me hard immediately and is the hottest thing ever
Anyone creeping this?
No one wants to see this?
i'm losing my virginity this weekend to a semi attractive girl. she doesn't know I'm a virgin and I don't plan on telling her. how can I fuck her and have it not be a cringe worthy experience? I always hear sex for the first time is horrible.
Jack off before seeing her, this will reduce your premature ejaculation liklihood.
I would tell her, she would feel honored.
>>682653757
do girls really think like that? i always figured being a virgin meant you were less attractive or somehow defective
tell her - i told a girl i was a virgin when she was wanking me off so she let me fuck her no strings attached
>>682653531
Don't worry OP. She will stand you up so there is no need to worry.
>>682654083
Dude, always have a tactical wank before a slag.
This is leg snake. Reply "hi leg snake" and ur true love will kiss you tomorrow. Ignore and u will be haunted by spooky ghost.
Hi leg snake
hi leg snake
hi leg snake
>>682659016
Hi leg snake
HI leg snake
YLYL Thread, GO!
>>682660270
ITT: Ruin a 1st. date with 5 words
Do you like to clop?
>>682661023
I'm a hardcore raging feminist
I think I love you.
>>682661023
I fuck cats on occasions
>>682661023
Would you take my virginity
No cute ass thread?
ASS THREAD
ohhhh
Post the snapchat of girls and I'll send pictures of my dick.
I'll post the responses here.
bump, still doing this.
how big are you
>>682660010
Average 6 inches
snap: trinidadvailati
missbroflovski
does seeing the white race conquered by black cock turn you on? it turns me on
>>682658223
Are you aware that when a white person and a black person; the offspring is neither white nor black, but in the middle?
Because that's what happens. It breeds out the blackness too.
>>682658223
Nice thread!
Oh wait-
You're a virgin aren't you?
>>682658464
Posted something just like this a while back.
Proof of inferior genes.
>>682658464
No, the child is black.
The Law of Sewage: A drop of wine in a barrel of sewage makes sewage; a drop of sewage in a barrel of wine makes sewage.
>>682658223
What is this? It hurts a lot and isn't herpes.
>>682655085
its a pimple greasy-fingered neckbeard
that's herpes.
>source: I also do
High five mate
>>682655085
herpes
That is 100% herp-a-derp
>>682655085
If that hurts it's definetly herpes. Sorry bud.
Trips gets my tinder
>>682656565
Nice roll
Rolling for nudes
>>682656565
ok i'll try
>>682656565
what do we have to roll for a proper timestamp?
>>682656565
Fuckin photoshop
Post timestamp nigger
Thoughts on this?
Where did emotions being associated with the heart begin?
It seems like the idea has permeated into almost every culture.
No it fucking doesn't.
>>682656503
Here's a thought. Stop being a gullible retard.
Propaganda is a hell of a drug
Your body has several plexuses and ganglia. These are not brains capable of thinking or learning. They just integrate signals.
Neurons are to the heart as the Qur'an is to Science
Anyone going to the yung lean concert on friday?
i wish
YES MATE
>>682654603
I'm fucking excited, I hope he plays his old stuff
I'm going with a few mates and getting papa johns afterwords B]
Fucking nigger millenial faggots with your shit teir music artists.
Kill yourselves.
>>682654863
listen to this
https://youtu.be/KOFw2UPLdPk?list=PL4JcTEPUFCRtwHP_WuTEmFB22pbIitz-n
Facebook Feet and girls you know Feet part 3. Lets post feet of girls we know!
youtube.com/c/Alhenaadams/live
>>682657834
god damn. who are they? more?
>>682657931
>>682658028
oh my god. left is so cute and right looks like such a whore. such a great combo. who are they?
SAUCE THREAD
>>682652574
Never seen orange is the new black, but where else can you find lesbian niggers in orange jail outfits?
The movie is called jailbait
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3290276/?ref_=nv_sr_1
>>682652809
>never
>>682653064
Thx bro
>>682652574
What a shit tier movie. I deserve to be anal rape for actually sitting through this entire piece of shit just to catch more prison lesbo action. Fuckin a...
At least the lead bitch was hot.
This might sound like I'm an attention whore but I don't give a shit honestly. I want advice on how to become a popular female YouTube/Twitch gamer without having to act slutty or demean myself. I just started posting content 3wks ago and I have around 200 subscribers (on YouTube) but that's not enough for me to earn a good amount of money and be able to improve the quality of my videos. I have a job at the moment but I love the entertainment business and YouTube seems like the only way I can do what I love (play video games) and be able to make a sensible income.
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tits or gtfo
all posts under me fell for the bait
gtfo /b/ and quit being a faggot
>>682658508
Wow I've never heard that one before. Very original.
i remember you
aren't you the girl that wanted cum tribute?
does /b/ like these tights?
Yes and we demand to see more
>>682652848
hell yes post more
Yes, but context would make them better. Show more...
>>682653055
>>682652972
Retards its a trap, have you came out to your parents?
GAY!
What does /b think of Ghost Busters 2016
Best movie 2016! Love it!
>>682654758
ALL SPIDEYS REPORT IN.
>>682655355
Sinking into the abyss
>>682654758
Can't say anything bad about it or you are a misogynistic asshole that gets berated for being sexist
