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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Crazy drug stories?
Salvia.
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>>709409195
one time i tripped so hard on crack rock cocaine that i thought the fbi stole my graphics card when in reality i left it in a 20 liter jar of pickles
>>709409327
You did not smoke "crack rock Cocain"
Dubs decides. Bumble edition
>>709421944
SHOW ME YOU'RE POOPER
Masturbating to your Facebook page
>>709422133
winrar!
>>709422133
Goteem!
You're A.D.D. and she's thirsty as fuck.
New Draw Thread!
Last One Reached It's Peak!
>faggots making drawthreads
>butthurt faggots responding to this post
>second
>>709421394
>Metal is harder than flesh
But steel's 'eavier then fethers.
Requesting her in a boob and pussyfree dominatrix outfit holding a whip. Also wearing these hats they wear.
>>709421577
>hats
?
>>709421394
>It's Peak
lrn engrish fegget
Fluffy thread
Ask a Male Porn Actor anything!
(No im not gay you fucks)
How much do you make?
>>709411205
how many dicks have you shoved up your ass?
>>709411205
Does black dick taste different than white dick?
Why are you so gay?
What made you decide to go into gay porn if you are not gay? Craft services?
Okay /b/ so here's the situation. For the past day I've been angry, confused , and a little turned on. I'm a kind of small feminine 18 year old boy and I sleep naked. I'm a restless sleeper, so often times I kick my blankets off me while I sleep. So yesterday morning I'm waking up and I see my nerdy brother, whose 23, standing in my room with his phone out pointed right at me. I was about to get up but I noticed my covers were off me and I had morning wood so I completely froze up and I realized he was taking a picture of me. I didn't move for a
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>>709420326
This has potential...
>>709420326
Hiw do I respond from here.
bump for intrest
>>709420509
"No, when you were in my room oggling my wood."
Lol thread was posted yesterday from the other brothers angle. Seems like some high quality bait
IRISH THREAD
>>709404297
Looks like the potatoes finally ran out.
I like the irish accent honestly
>>709404297
Bloody hell mates. Been a while
moar?
>>709404793
Why not?
Pics your not supposed to share.. the sequal
And all related
>>709418023
>>709418221
yes pls
>>709418221
>>709418023
wow Sanna again, plz moar
moar of her pls
You know the drill /b/
But I'd rather watch you eat my shit
>>709419703
I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora...
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>>709419703
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't send nudes
>>709419887
Off by one
>>709419703
I'm a bot
what sexual favor can i do to the shy guy i've started fucking that will have a great chance of him loving it?
>>709415512
stop being imaginary
help me be a slut /b/
>>709415512
Make him have an orgasm in a way that is hands free for him.
>Post face+tits+ass+pussy+video yourself
>Post your details and you'll see
Send him nudes with his name on your skin / paper.
Let him take photos of your face covered in cum
Post in this thread if you lost friends over the election.
As a Hispanic, i pretty much dumped all of my republican Hispanic friends, i dont care about white people being republican...because for white people conservatism at least makes a tiny bit of sense...but when i see a self hating spic i just want to fucking put him out of his misery,
>>709415289
Eres un maricon
vete a tomar por culo
>>709415356
>Eres un maricon
>vete a tomar por culo
Speak English you fucking dog
>>709415289
Maybe your conservative Hispanic friends are good people who don't want bad people immigrating here no matter where it's from, even Mexico, even if they are from there, they aren't as dumb as you to say, "All Mexicans are good and should be able to come here freely" They want safe neighborhoods and a safe country for them and their families and they don't want El fucking Chapo coming here and fucking it up here too you ignoramous. It was your loss to lose those friends and it was their...
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>Donald Trump hates mexicans!!!!!!!
Even if he doesn't win, the collective wetback butthurt his call for immigration enforcement has caused will be satisfying for decades.
fucking spics
ITT: we post our favorite spacehip
>>709412437
Fuck yeah!
This nigga right here
>>709412759
Superior
It's the best album that has ever been recorded
Every song is literally 10/10
Prove me wrong
inb4: older than 25
Megadeth: Rust in peace.
I prefer that one..
If it's ozzy it's pretty much already a 10/10
That's not OK Computer.
So, no it's not the greatest ever.
>>709407093
I can't. Only challenger might be, imho, Master of Reality. Most Sabbath albums are God tier.
Wore out the 8 track
Stole brothers LP
Bought $78 stereo component Toshiba CD player (AC powered) and this CD the same day.
Attend black n blue concert
Black sabbath / blue oyster cult
Get high
Get fucked on way home
Get married
Still fuck to this
(She's still noisy- )
YLYL god mode edition
>>709411305
>>709411305
>nothing negates me cunt and you're already asleep hahaha
>>709411305
kek
gg
What da fuck is dis shit!
White bois comin in on our woman!?!?
She gonna shit that baby out at prom?
Fuck, yoself
>>709406492
Here we go again.
Another stupid-ass racist thread.
>>709406492
she's actually pretty. and I'm not into black girls at all. still prefer white or Latina over her, but she's pretty.
>>709406492
Get rekt son
>>709410379
story?
>>709411287
Guy executed by tank. Couldn't figure it out for yourself?
>>709411418
*AA gun
>>709411287
Once upon a time, there was a useless faggot. He kept asking retarded questions on /b/, so everyone banded together, bought a big gun, and blew his ass up so hard his legs went straight while the rest of his faggot ass was turned into chutney.
And everyone lived happily ever after.
The end.
Anyone got that webm with the oversized cock getting fucked by another cock?
>>709410379
>Eight god damn years on this site
>Never been entertained by a rekt thread
>Until that upside down leg stand
Beautiful.
Need costume ideas that incorporate my missing left hand. Timestump included.
Toblerone from overwatch
>>709415969
>timestump
>mfw
/thread
be a peter pan
A burnt sausage
Fucking Libs
Fucking bibs
Fucking ribs
>>709411518
fucking hibs
>>709411518
Story? I wanna laugh too
