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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
bangbros / brazzers free accounts ?
here is brazzers one:
Username: chassis
Password: chassis1
also see the new kim k pic
>>676970020
Dead
>>676970020
faggit
>>676970020
Your account has been banned - faaaagggit
quads and i'll post my 5 porn accounts
OP kill urself
Im gay
>>676966482
Move out, if you are poor maybe buy a camper from craigslist. Then tell them, they cant do shit then
>>676966482
It's not a big deal you faggot, just say you're gay calmly when bringing your boyfriend over or something
Don't be gay
>>676966482
kiss your boyfriend infront of them. that will teach them.
i mean to have a failure of a son is punishment enought and now you want them to take your shit?
fucking unloved piece of shit.
>>676966482
why are they homophobic
we have to get to the roots first
What's /b/'s favorite Pokemon generation?
http://strawpoll.me/7239866/
bump with interest
Gen one-ers should kill them selfs
Generation 3 so far
But im pumpet for the 7 th gen
Gen 5 was the best.
lets make this thread more exiting
MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN!
In the next few months, we will dump on every sissy/trap/feels/facethread hundreds of extremly disgusting gore pictures.
BUILD THE GORE WALL TO KEEP THE NEWFAGS OUT!
also: gore thread
Give us some gore then
>>676966310
pepe for president of /b/
i am voting for pepe!!!
K
Again, It's fucking faggots like you who think that they posses even a modicum of power or influence over anyone. Shut the fuck up, newfag. And go fuck yourself whilst you're at it.
Want her name and naked?
>>676971604
Is this not 4chan?
Nah. No need.
>>676971604
um. yeah.
>>676971604
I'd prefer not.
>>676971604
Ginger puss!!!!
Trips decide what we raid
>>676969090
The local university feminist group and rape those bitches
>>676969090
Some 12 year old faggot on twitch
we should take down hypocritical feminist sites
repeatedly
>>676969689
like jezebel
>>676969090
/pol/ with antifa bait
Seriously, what do you think about this?
I think people with big dicks have to bring it up constantly because they literally have no other qualifications in life, because they spent a majority of their life banging cheating wives and talking about how big their dick is.
>>676968366
Agreed. It seems to me like Mike was showing off.
>>676968633
His dick is huge
I think he added 2 inches. And thin.
>>676969097
His balls are on the table, so its a fair measurement other than maybe the first half inch is cut off. He's 9.5 inches. Not 10. Still huge though
rate my friend.
Dubs for tits
shes a hippo
Can you be a good friend and introduce her to a treadmill?
Moooooooooooo says the cow
Man the harpoons!
First name?
No rekt threat?
REKT THREAT
>>676972261
lol wtf is this
>>676972382
mc'donalds
>>676972261
what the fuck?
Rate this pussy /b/
>>676967872
6/10, nice but needs to be shaved/waxed better.
8/10 looks delicious would eat and fuck
>>676967872
9.5/10
>>676967872
would fuck\10
>>676968063
Yeah, it was a few days before she last shaved
My house got robbed multiple times last year. Money and jewelry taken, and it wasnt obvious at first. I always thought it was my neighbor's son that lives next door to me, but now I know it was certainly him. Is there anything I can do now? The Police won't do anything now since it's been over a year now and we can't prove it to them.Our houses are connected through our garages. I don't really think I can do anything, but If someone wants to fuck with them, let me know.
simple. break into his house and take back your stuff
if you cant find it kidnap him and tie him to a tree upside down
>>676969545
you can always shoot him in self defense...
get a gun. edge him on
when he attacks you, shoot him and say it was self defence
>buy small cameras. make sure they record in HD
>hide them all around the house
>leave some b8. like an old iPhone box with a rock in it or something
>record proof that the kid is stealing
>contact a lawyer
>???
>profit
sue him
I torture mice for fun.
For a few years now, I've been buying, torturing, and killing mice. I drowned them, I burned them, I teared their limbs off.
Now I'm 22. I still want to do it, but I try not to. Am I normal? Should I continue?
My mother suspects what I'm doing but other than that nobody knows.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you should probably just kill yourself
just get a snake and buy the mice as food for the snake
>>676972269
What can I say?
I have no proofs, I can't post any pics, so I guess you'll have to believe me on my word.
>>676972316
Yeah but it doesn't feel the same way.
Would you fuck a girl, or pay to watch someone else fuck that girl?
>go on omegle
>add in interests ''anime''
>post screen
>???
>have a giggle
>>676970193
bumperoni
>>676970193
grill
>>676970193
i used to fuck an anime girl.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing...
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>>676972578
Stop spamming this shit
>>676972578
nice copypasta brotha
ITT: Prove you are white
>>676970282
I'm at work right now.
/thread
>>676970282
Worked 8 hours today and I'm slightly depressed.
>>676970282
I am in possession of a bicycle for which I paid good, hard-earned money for
Delish quinoa, suzan
I fucking hate watermelon.
TL;DR of my Life.
>Me 23 yo atm
>Always had friends and most people like me.
>Living with parents
>Being rich compared to my circle and and most people outside it (comming from poor country)
>Own a car and motorcycles
>Even though i rate my self as 7/10 most girls say im very good looking
>I had 6 girls so far, but still virgin
>Unlucky
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>>676969956
Get a haircut
>>676971061
my hair is gucci
ok
>>676971244
Go karting
>>676971590
im not gay
Lexee and Jordyn thread.
>>676968728
>>676967295
Both are unattractive
why is he so perfect?
>>676969806
was
>>676969806
Because he's dead
>>676969806
Cause today I find my friends, they're in my head
>>676970347
I'm so horny, but that's okay ...
My will is good
So, when/if WWIII starts in Europe, will again Switzerland the country you can be moderately safe in? I'm from Holland and historically seen, Switzerland has been neutral in most of the wars while the Netherlands was bombed to the ground. If not, what are your thoughts on safe locations
>>676967890
I'm Swiss and I think South Korea is the safest country.
>>676967890
Depends. Do you guys already obey sharia law?
>>676967890
Dutch are nigger cock sucking mudlisms. So please stay in Amsterdam smoking meat pole. We dont want you here, muhammed negro.
>>676969255
I mean within Europe. And besides, South Korea isn't a very safe option either. Who knows what North Korea is up to.
>>676969600
No, nor will we ever
New Hunger games
goes up to 24
nazi charlie
jordyn
The Rock
A-10
jollie ollie
FB Fap thread v1340 cont
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