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Celebs Over Thirty I'd Like To Fuck

Giada DeLaurentiis

She's 46 and I would fuck the shit out of her until my dick fell off
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>>715290839
she still looks like a girl i'd meet at a sorority mixer. fuck she's basically the sorority girl archetype--hot and can cook. plus that's how they dress and do their make-up. unreal.
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>>715290839
You'll never get to suck those Italian titties...
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>>715291337
These? Never? Damn!
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Oh yeah

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YLYL
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>>715298889
inbreeding niggs with koala in ausi town
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Drawthread: In Living Color Edition
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Requesting lewds of Doll.

I can timestamp if I need to
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>>715298801
posting this sketch in new thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stEhQGYakNk&index=1&list=LLD0qOqZG2zrPJXfviGIHuIw

one of my fav tunes

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s/fur
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You must post "red lorry yellow lorry" in this thread or this will happen to you.
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red lorry yellow lorry
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not gonna risk it

red lorry yellow lorry
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red lorry yellow lory
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red lorry yellow lorry

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Just found out a guy who raped me killed himself a few days ago. Drug cocktail and sleeping pills. He was 23
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Jesus fuck how ugly do you have to be? Do you make flowers wilt when you pass them?
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>>715279289
>rape
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>>715279519
Did mommy abuse u? :(
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>>715279850
nice b8 m8

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Pics that just make no sense.
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Bump
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>>715296639

I gather it's a watermelon salesman on a bad business day. Makes perfect sense.
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>>715296639
bump

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WWYD?
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>>715292589
would kiss her neck and play with her tits and listen to her moan
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turn 360 degrees and walk away cause I'm too big of a cuck to talk to better looking girls
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>>715292589
Why are you such a faggot OP
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Take a shit in the nearest restroom. Really gotta go rn man.

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OFFICIAL TRAP/TRANS/CD/MENTAL ILLNESS THREAD
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dang yall official and shit nao
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Well as long as it's official....

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you know the drill
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>>715292700
Rolllllin
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>>715292922
No idea whos she. Doubles thought
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Rollin!
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Rolll

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Well /b/ I think I've finally reached my limit. Life fucking sucks. Don't know what to do but if anybody can give me a reason to live it would be greatly appreciated. P.S. pic unrelated
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Sure, I can post that doujin.
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balls
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>>715296872
I've got a big bottle of lube, and room for my whole hand so I should be fine.
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Ass is better then balls or dick.
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>>715297056
fucking love that comic and meme, where is the most updated version of that comic? theyiffgallery is behind
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>katia thread
gross

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: Get your own

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rory-sama claimed
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>>715296275
ayy lmao

>>715296328
wouldn't put it past her, more likely they belong to her parents and she just took them tho

>>715296494
yea, not surprising then, any of the used ps3 games i've gotten there they told me outright they'd take them back if they didn't work because of that

>Sameji claim'd
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I guess I'll go to sleep now. Probably
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She lost. Get over it. She's never going to be the president of anything. She didn't lose because of Russia. She didn't lose because of sexism. She lost because she's terrible.
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>>715294747

I'm not "over it" in the sense that we know democracy is a sham. Not because Trump won or because she lost, but I dunno the wheels are really started coming off and the mainstream is finally waking up to it. To tell you the truth, Hillary and Donald Trump are not ideal.

Also I think she lost mostly because she's lame. A vote for Hillary seemed... uncool. It seemed like the gay thing to do. Hillary was vanilla sex and Trump was anal pegging with vibrating egg listening to nightcore on weed.
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>>715294747
glad somebody on the internet understands this
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>>715295094
no she lost because her supporters would try to shame people for even considering anyone else so there was never a discussion about anything, thus when voting time came around everyone was quietly voting for trump
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>>715295481

that too I left out a lot because... well there's a lot of reasons not to vote for her. There was a lot of reasons not to vote at all.

me: blah blah blah this election sucked

it did tho

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What's the first thing you'd do if you woke up as a woman tomorrow?
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Probably take a shit
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>>715286641
Become a single mother and go on welfare.
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>>715286641

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg&t=4s

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Milf Thead Vol.3
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anyone want to rate and fap to my milf aunts on vola?
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yeah post one
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hey /b/, looking for an account sharing community
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http://bitpasses.net/community/
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Trips decide what I do with my life
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Bump
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B u m p
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Bump.
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Become a Jehovah's Witness

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s/fur
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Odds fap, evens sleep.
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>>715296469
rool
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Roll
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Rollerino
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>>715296469
nice 69

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