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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decides. OP will delivar.
cmon faggots
I'm a beta faggot so completely incapable of independent thoughts that I had to ask strangers what to say to you in the hopes that you'll send some semblance of validation to my sad existence
>>674584707
Also I wish I had the courage to kill myself
>>674584801
But, being a beta I will continue to suffer on, eternally seeking some semblance of the life I thought I deserved, but without putting in any actual effort to reach that life
Will you be the first one to suck my cock?
Dubs decide
>>674583462
Timestamp or gtfo
>>674583651
Good enough?
>>674583462
>>674583766
Put your thumb in his nose.
>>674583462
timestamp nigga
>>674584165
Steve was half german half syrian which shows us that there's nothing wrong with race mixing.
>prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
Steve was buddhist.
>>674584449
Steve was a faggot
Apple
nothing wrong?
Kill yourself and gtfo my /b/
>>674584449
Steve never did anything cool.
>>674584449
And he died from cancer after forgoing rational treatment. Lets stop sanctifying Jobs. People treat him like a god, instead of a man who had a good idea at the perfect time.
Facebook kaylee.beach.92
Message her. Post results. Should be fun.
Uh huh
No. She looks like a nice girl. We're not your personal army.
Now upload a pussy and asshole shot
Ok
>>674584756
Kek
Is porn making more and more of the internet into cucks? Many men accept the harsh reality that they'll never experience the porn-tier sex, or at the very least while they're jerking off alone there's a subconscious understanding that they wish they had the real thing. Could that be translating into a slow cultural shift towards deprivation and envy as a fetish?
also bimbo thread. Because I'm not posting cuck porn and contributing to like a tertiary cucking of faggots here.
>>674583996
porn is life
I just got diagnosed with herpes. What do.
>>674583252
Die
>>674583252
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_labialis
>>674583252
spread it around, what else?
Be sure to tag a cheating whore with it along the way!
cut your lips off?
>>674583487
this
die so you have no chance of spreading that filth.
Help me /b/
I cannot stop thinking about these beans
posting more beans for OP
>>674583985
What the fuck kind of meal is this
>>674583613
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>674583985
nice, post moar beans plz
>>674583985
"i just dont give a fuck anymore" meal.
Sup /b/ so the other day i found this picture on here. I've already searched for it in google, didn't turn out anything. Can you help me to the source video of this image /b/?
>>674583205
Bump. Searching that too
>>674583205
It's a trap, don't waste your time.
>>674583540
Hold on anons I know it just gotta get link
>>674583205
its not a fucking trap , go look on pornhub , its part of a vid , saw it there like a year back.. fucking hot BTW
Fucking Staci Karr or something like that.
Ask a jew from Florida anything
>>674583460
Is Florida as hot as the oven?
What delusional world do you live in where you think anybody cares about you at all? Don't answer it, take the time you would've been typing to slit your worthless ugly wrists. and no, I did not bump the thread. Nice try to salvage your pride internally.
Who fucked up your hair?
>>674583460
rednecks prefer to fuck their hand rather than a woman who they see as jew
Well?
>>674583655
Left side raises because OP is a faggot sage
why would the scale not get higher on the left and lower on the left? the steel ball is basically not touching any party of the scale
>>674583655
>>674583833
Check them
>>674583655
the side with the ping pong ball weighs more.
>>674583655
>>674583833
>>674583866
>>674583922
Damn, check em
>>674583910
You've fucked it up
b/ is for battlestations. Post your stations bros
Bootin
We don't have battle stations because we're not fucking underage faggots like you op
>>674582424
I'm sorry you're so jaded, who hurt you? Wanna walk about it?
>>674580306
this is fucking awesome
London style thread.
>>674583290
L O N D O N
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>>674583290
ylyl thread
hahahahahahahahahahahaha well memed
hi I am new here :D
I've seen 3 in the past hour. How bout you just lay off for a bit kid. Go back to 9gag.
Help a /b/ro out. Who is she?
>>674580050
she's sucking an invisible dick ?
>>674580050
She's the one that will build a wall to keep the cis scum out
>>674580050
Yes. She is
>kek
But for real? I wanna know her name
shameless self bump
France thread suivi d'une petite histoire et de questions :
>Actuellement en terminale, j'ai redoublé l'année dernière car j'étais un véritable fouteur de merde
>Journée tranquille au lycée, je me dis allez pourquoi pas une petite connerie avec un pote dans les couloirs, en plus pendant un oral blanc c'est parfait, personne dans les couloirs silence complet
>On remplit une poubelle de toilettes avec de l'eau d'extincteur
>Un pote ouvre une porte et jette à l'intérieur
>Sauf que une balance de meuf qui était dans les couloirs nous a balancé elle à décrit ce qu'on portait à quoi on ressemblait
>on est convoqué peu après par la direction moi et mon pote, jj'ai déjà été exclu une semaine pour une grosse connerie y'a un mois et je risque conseil de discipline plus exclusion à vie avec un pote
>ils ont menacés d'aller voir la police pour relever les empreintes sur lextincteur
Vous savez comment je peux me sortir de cette situation ? Je doute TRES FORTEMENT qu'ils aillent prendre nos empreintes et aller les comparer à la police pour l'extincteur
Mais comment faire pour la meuf qui nous a pouccave ?
>>674580511
Ça dépend
T'es un gnoule ou un bamboula?
Toi t'es dans la merde.
Porte tes couilles et go devenir maçon car c'est fini pour tes études.
>>674580825
Si je te dis tu vas dire que c'est mort pour nous mais noir et arabe
>>674581100
Ou alors me mettre à la programmation ?
mon dossier est déjà fini de toute manière j'ai déjà abandonné l'idée de poursuivre des études supérieures j'ai encore un an devant moi même si l'année se termine...
>>674581130
Bizarrement je suis pas étonné
T'aura pas besoin du bac pour ramasser les poubelles ou bosser au KFC
J'espère que t'aime le SMIC
>>674583971
cousin Tammy is gonna get the shit fucked out of her later by me
>>674583971
She is perfect all over!
>>674583971
+1 thx
>>674583971
Finally OP is back with some fuckin porn
>>674583971
saved! keep bumping!
>>674583971
Its nice to meet like minded individuals who like to get fucking blazed and watch hot porn
Why are you single /b/ ? For me it's because I don't really care about the girls after I got the jackpot... I love the hunting part and after that I see the personality from the girls and hate them because of it almost instantly. Most girls are so low energy and wiry that even the free pussy is not worth all that crap.
>>674579602
Simple; because I'm an ugly, unlikable, and unlovable piece of trash. No sane woman would ever find me attractive.
>>674579602
Am same. Could have a gf right now. I always start to ignore them after I work really hard to seem awesome and get them to like me. For example this bitch has been texting me all day and am just too lazy to respond or just don't want to try after I get it in.
The weird thing is I actually hate being single and want gf. Don't want to put in the effort tho.
>>674580103
Just lie to The girls like everyone else and if you're not an ultra ugly peace of shit you will get some nice girls because most girls don't really care about the look from guys... They want for something serious only a good personality
I am what people call a walking stick. But i am quite smart, but not the best looking and bravest guy out there. When do women start to look for smart guys instead of cool ones? I guess i will have to study all the way through.
>>674581175
True dat.... The problem is the girls nowadays are so worthless cunts. I think that "every guy is an asshole" is just a meme because more and more girls are just not gf material.
Si sos de uruguay tengo un regalito para vos :)
so vo empanada
>>674580888
no se pasame el porno pa
buenos triples
>>674580590
el burrito nacho taco
>>674581199
Aparte de fotos quiero mandar bombachas o lo que quieras de mi novia o mi hermana, por eso tenes que vivir cerca loco.
Porn webm thread!
Sauce??
>>674579203
fat bitch with terrible tits getting railed?
*snore*
bumo
>>674580018
Your mom's getting railed?
>>674580147
by a whitey? nah, impossible!
Buuuuump
