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>>684098378
Hey where did you get that picture of me at
>>684098378
No me
>>684098862
Reroll
ITT: celebs you can 100% confirm only go for BBC
>>684098241
who
>>684098721
also
>>684098241
>No one
>>684098721
all of them tbqh fam
>>684098875
All of her boyfriends are white but okay cuck
Is there a more beautiful camgirl than pic related? Like I'm not the biggest fan of camgirls but this one is seriously really beautiful.
you're kidding right?
>bellecurve
>kiti3kat
>petitemarie
^same guy
I have a thing for robinmae
>generic pale slightly built white woman
>"is there a more beautiful???"
>>684097069
>>684097140
>>684097334
Nah bros, imo this girl has a much prettier face, better bone structure.
>>684097443
nekminnit camila
maybe if you didn't have some fucked up low quality distorted photo
is there a funnier or sexier woman alive today?
a pregnant crackhead i saw fall down steps was funnier than this skank.
>>684098385
You betcha.
>>684098385
All of them
>>684098385
>is there a funnier or sexier woman alive today?
I hope so, but women arent funny.
You have never seen a masculine, well built non-cancerous communist.
>Prove me wrong
>>684098030
I really wanna fuck that cute lil' sissy boy in your pic OP and that's coming from a conservative capitalist. No joke he's adorable got any more?
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>>684098564
Fictional characters not welcome
>>684098928
He looks like as if he had the aids virus.
Hardest boss in all of SoulsBorne for you guys?
Mine's the placenta whacker
>>684098222
>soulsbourne
Fuck off
>>684098222
>video games
Biggest waste of your life
>>684098222
Fucking pick one and shove it up your ass
>>684098377
>goes on /b/
>talks about wasting time
>>684098222
fuck you OP
What word is the worst word you can call a black person that begins with "N" and ends with "R"?
Neighbor
nascar
>>684098904
"Near"
Nuclear
neuterer
nectar
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/b/ i need your help
i have a gf for like 2 months and everytime we met i opress my farts.
have you guys some tips for me?
>>684099219
Yeah, still oppressing, girls don't see farts as something sexy or funny.
Let Go, Let God.
>>684099219
Fart
>>684099219
tongue her asshole and let em flow
first release is always the hard one
get over those firsts, combo them up
or do something manly like work all day or some shit and when ur covered in shit at the end of the day with ur gut hanging out a cig in ur mouth beer cracked sit on the back patio with her, quiet, birds humming, then let er rip. fuck the world (y) burn it
>>684099219
If you start farting in front of her, she'll do it too.
Trust me..
Ask someone who's ps4 just came anything
>>684099128
why do you faggot buy it this late and waste your time with gaming instead of taking drugs and fucking sluts?
>>684099238
Cuz had ps3 and just finished college first year, so got time off now, I haven't gamed in a long time, busy fucking sluts
how many remastered sub 1080p/30fps games for 70$ are you realize that you wasted your money on an underpowered pc?
you seem like a big autistic faggot
Wasted money on outdated tech, why no PC
Waifu claiming thread
>Mi Lou edition
Hear are the fucking rules
>claim your fucking waifu
>post pics of said waifu
>husbandos are allowed
>bitches luv frying pans
>no lewds
>ignore that last one
>Read the rule after this
>Ingore the rule before thus
>kys
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>>684099139
Thanks for the bread, Lou.
>>684099139
kagami claimed
>im gonna die of sleep edition
Nothing has changed.
>>684099292
Shit, typo, meany Mi Liu
But anyways you're welcome
HERE
IN
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Would you kill yourself if you had a small dick?
>>684097779
>Would you kill yourself if you had a small dick?
I have... but i won't.
>>684097779
is that a request or a question
either way
yes
>>684097779
i do have a tiny dick
i do not have any plans to kill myself anytime soon
I wouldn't be able to get laid with a big weewee anyway
>>684097779
My dick is small when soft and that pisses me off
Pic related
Hey /b/, depressed faggot with anxiety here in need of some advice.
What do you do when all your friends live really far away, life is dry as fuck, not much money, games aren't fun anymore, can't get pussy, can't go out without freaking out and can't kill yourself because you're scared of dying and hurting the few parts of family you have even though you really want to?
Do lots of drugs
>>684096981
The idea of it really makes me worried, like I said I don't want to hurt the people around me.
I've only smoked weed a few times and it wasn't that interesting.
Pretty heavy drinker, but I don't drink with people a lot, usually alone
>>684096838
fap
>>684097142
Best thing in my life atm, but it doesn't change the way I feel all the time
>>684097089
drinking alone is the way to go imho
im not really suicidal but i think about it every other day. i made it my resolution to not hurt my mother with that choice thou. i guess she would blame herself no matter how elaborate my last letter would be. no way im doing that to the one person who loves me with all her heart.
Life´s shit and meaningless but i still cant do that to her
womyn hate porn
post em
>>684097950
>>684097988
>>684098025
Must be amazing people to hang with. I can see the attraction.
How do i want to spend my day? Goto work, make some cash, workout, hang out with friends and family... na, i think ill go be slapped around by some psychopath.
I never understood why people like to hurt other people during sex. I mean why? It's stupid
greentext thread i'll start
> be me
> 14 at the time
> suppsoed to meet 2 girls
> they cancel
> "would you like to come over instead?"
> say no
> play computer games
i fucking hate myself
>>684097396
What game did you play?
>>684097660
skyrim
Cool story bro tell it again!
>>684097704
Then you should definitely go kill yourself asap.
>right answer was world of warcraft
>Be me, 16
>On Facebook browsing
>Brother hits me up and says to come over to this girls house
>Ask who's there
>Him and 2 other chicks who are extremely drunk
>Fucking panic and say "no, I'd rather play my vidya games."
>Still regret it to this day!
Favourite ps2 games dudes
dudesssssssss
prince of persia 2 dudes
>>684097669
You almost posted best girl, but the sequel was really great
i bet nobody remembers this gem
>be me, 2 weeks ago
>love a girl named ashley for fuckin 2 years
>shes the prettiest little thing
>only started talking to her last year, we share everything
>we like the same shit, listen to the same music, she's so fuckin cool and shit
>last year of high school, prom approaching (18 btw, don't have a cow man)
>overhear her talking about how she doesn't
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>9:01 PM: "THANK U DOMINIK I FREAKEN DIEEED!!!!! WHAT THE EVEN MAYER HAWTHORNEEEEE CRYING AND IT HAS MY FAVORITE SONG AAGAWWWJKWKWKWKWWKWW WHERE DID U FIND IT"
>she just ignored the "prom?" note
>i did this all just to make sure she wouldn't have to reject me in public
>but she hasn't even rejected me privately, she sort of just ignored it
>i've been crying for the past 12 hours man
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dude just ask her about it again, call her "so what's your answer? prom?"
i responded a few minutes ago "i had to look around alot, its a used copy so it might be scratched up abit"
im kinda relying on the false hope that she didn't take the record out yet... maybe she just read the cover... ive given her records before and her family sleeps really early so she always ends up opening em the next day
i hope this is the case today
fucking kill me
>>684098137
is that too persistent? i mean.... at this point it feels as if it's a no
i just figured she would be nice enough to give me the dignity of a proper rejection... it feels so shit to be ignored like this
Nigger what the fuck are you, twelve?
Stop being a fucking beta and ask her up front faggot.
not enough straight shota
Any Ausfags on tonight that fucking hate the new shapes? Literally just bought my local store out of the remaining old style.
The new ones suck balls. I still have 2 boxes of the old ones.
>>684097055
half of what i found. new ones are so shit. there is so much outcry on how shit the new ones are so why are they pressing on with it?
It's a fucking travesty
Cunts better not fuck with the Chicken Crimpy shapes or there'll be a fucking uprising
The fuck are all you cunts talking aboout
I fucking went and bought all the new shapes flavours and they are fine if not better than before
You're all a bunch of faggots who think shapes are bad because its cool now and you need to feel included
Fuck yourselves,
Kind Regards,
Old mate drinking a carton of kirin
Name a more overrated game than pic related.
>protip: you can't
>>684097369
I am Master Elite on LoL and it took me, albeit cheating for 2-3 months, the better part of 3 years to achieve. Used to play RPGs and FIFA but this game is awesome. Recommend to anybody who likes difficult, easy to learn, team play with a great backstory. So many great characters to learn. It's more fun and technically harder than Starcraft and Dota2, which is something I absolutely love. It's FREE too!!
>>684097369
wow
runescape
heart of stone
cod
undertale
mwf
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>>684097533
>>684097369
starcraft, warcraf, fagcraft... Dota2 , csgo, cod, halo, dark souls, bitcher , all of it...
