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Posts ending in multiple of 13 decide what we do with this shit
>>675185607
sprinkle on buddys cock and lick off
Smoak
Put in toilet and flush
>>675185607
Smek wed ovaryday
Smoke it
zgzgzgzgzggzgzgz
you are not a real girl
Post Gnar.
I SAID NO GAY. I ASKED NICELY. HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT.
>>675188272
it is my material, procured from those who came before
but by this point it's beating a puddle of glue, not even a horse anymore.
katia ruined my op dreams
No.
tits or gtfo
Yes.
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>>675185584
nice antidepressants !
hahahahaha my friend literally just shit herself in the kitchen. dubs gets more photos!
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>>675181955
>>675181955
Got em
Steamfag begging thread, would anyone be willing to gift me Stardew Valley? I've been wanting this game so badly and it's the perfect mix of Harvest Moon and other pretty cringy games. SteamID: Laporchmonkey
/id/great-nyanpasu
Stardew Valley, too, or one of the Nekopara games please
>>675178249
>Laporchmonkey
profile not found
>>675178590
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198117098819
Not totally unrelated to begging but does anyone wanna give me some cool gear on terreria so I can not die constantly
>>675178426
or if you have cards or other items in your inv you dont need anymore, please send them to me
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=258547787&token=BxmMLsFi
Going again from >>675183338
First person to roll trips gets any game under $10.
RULES: MUST INCLUDE YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT AND GAME TOGETHER.
THATS IT
>>675187688
id/choochooo
>>675187688
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SomethingSomethingId/
Rolling for Borderlands 2
If trips give it to the anon below me all I want rn is naruto storm 4 and that's definitely not 10 bucks
>>675187931
Rollin
This wrecked old lady wants my dick. Virgin here but I don't want to go out like that
>>675187522
Any port in a storm
Then don't.
What you waiting for a moonlight dinner
Do you really have a choice??? Bite the pillow Laddie....Bite the pillow hard!!!!
>some shitty pre-recorded CS:GO surf map for the 10,000th time
>a whiny, high-pitched voice with the cadence of an edgy 15 year old suddenly reverberates through your ears
>"Welcome to this fucking video fucking faggots dude" *laugh that sounds like he just got the wind knocked out of him and is struggling to breathe*
>"Today we're gonna look at the, uh, fucking max cringe ha!"
>plays
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Leafy is the newfag on /b/ archetype.
Also, you are projecting
>>675180454
>quality content
could you cultists parrot your leader anymore exactly?
>>675180454
No-one above the age of 13 actually thinks it qualifies as good content.
>>675180454
bruh he looks like a pine cone
>>675180863
Who are you referencing here, I feel like I should know but I don't
How can you tell is a girl likes sucking dick just by looking at her?
if she has a dick in her mouth and seems to be enjoying it, she may like sucking dick.
>>675181183
If she looks like your mother then you know
>>675181399
I mean, you're right, but I can't help but feel like you didn't really give OP the information he wanted.
The semen dripping from her lower lip
Weed
>>675178097
Yep that's weed
is this ganja?
>>675178282
Maby it's weed doesn't look like it though.
cum
>>675178097
wait, what's that?
Trap thread?
>>675184081
Wow rude
>>675184151
Well you asked
>>675183324
like this?
>>675184507
Moar?
Picture under yours is steam profile pic
>>675186668
I have suicidal tendencies and all I have to look foward to in my life is death. I will be livestreaming my death at 9:11pm. My channel is TheBigBrett. Dubs decides how I do it.
https://youtu.be/jzxQ1Xjzc6g
send link pls
Dont
dont do it
>>675182999
trips trumps dubs
New boy pussy thread ;^)
Oooh I have one of those.
Unsettling images thread.
> be me
> fapping for 15 years
> never kissed a girl
> never had sex with a girl
> eventualy fapping doesnt work i need something more hardcore
> faps to traps
> eventualy no libido because i know im never gonnna have real sex
> stopped fapping for now 2 months
> not depressed yet but empty
wtf
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you will never have sex? why
>>675179179
feeling empty is a form of depression. You should do some drugs to help you forget, its the only thing that helps me and any other lonely faggot on this hellish planet. We live in hell.
>>675179905
How could he? women are fucking retarded nowadays, you even look at them wrong and they scream rape.
Just rape them
>>675179179
keep your head up man, its never too late. how old are you btw?
>>675180407
not op but telling him to keep his head up when hes not even trying to get laid is like telling an alcoholic he will stop drinking when they don't even want to stop.
Most people don't have help to get laid, and you telling him how to doesn't help either.
Creepy Chinese chick comes into gas station where I work at least 3-4 times a week and tries to carry one awkward Engrish conversation. Most of the time I am busy and the conversations go no where. Like "What have you eat today" or my favorite "the blue car yours? it always here do you like it?". Broke down and asked for her number and she gave me her email address. Takes her like twelve years to reply to it so I don't talk to her over it but she sent me a selfie of her. I kinda want to indulge my fetish and fuck a foreign chick who had no clue what
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She's not even hot though, not worth the effort. Probably just trying to improve her english skills on you
>>675179128
spooky but go for it
>>675179403
SHES USING U FOR UR ENGLISH OP YOU MUST FERTILIZE HER WITH UR SEED NOW
>>675179128
What exactly do you have to lose? If you end up fucking her at least you'll have a story to tell.
>>675179403
I suppose I am something of a captive audience not like I can go anywhere behind the cash register.
female perfection
Post your favorite sexiest pics, and webm's,
only the best stuff
>>675182229
>>675182290
>>675182495
>>675183083
Comunnist people here!
>>675180115
Slava Stalin
your system never worked, only lead to billions being raped and killed
finally something good
fuck off capitalism
Better dead than red.
The True Communism is propably never going to happen. That's the truth and we should focus on improving what we arleady have
She liked to dress for creeps (mid school [posting 19 yo ones, sry pedos] like EVERY DAY. Personally fapping since then).
If like, got more.
Posting a few others meanhile.
>>675178603
what do you mean likes to dress for creeps?
Or you know what? I'll just prove the 1st sentence with 4 other pictures. Got much more of them. And much more different ones.
Call me weirdo, don't care.
Got any upskirts?
>>675179009
Dressing in skirts/shorts ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
And only pantyhose... that's a big shame for me, but at the same time it's quite turning on. Like she wanted people to fantasy about her legs.
