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Looking for a cucks to watch me fuck BBC on Skype.
Trying to get a viewing party going. Making videos with my homeboy who is tall dark and hung. (Pic related).
>>696151232
pic of yourself?
>>696151232
I'm down to join
As if a penis of that size could actually fit in a human woman. Haha
Wai-wait... could it? Im sticking around for this
Bump
add me on skype fmita1
Draw Thread!
Can someone take a shot at drawing my coc character? Preferably in a sfw fashion though, but adhering to the description. " You are a 5 foot 2 inch tall male spider-morph, with a thin, soft body. You are currently wearing your spider-silk bra and stockings and garters and using your fists as a weapon. Your face is human in shape and structure, with smooth, pale white skin. A set of retractable, needle-like fangs sit in place of your canines and are ready to dispense their venom. It has a somewhat masculine, angular jawline. The ass-length, brown hair on your head is parted by a pair of cute pointed ears, bigger than your old human ones. A snake-like tongue occasionally flits between your lips, tasting the air.
You have a humanoid shape with the usual torso, arms, hands, and fingers. Shining black exoskeleton covers your arms from the biceps down, resembling a pair of long black gloves from a distance. You have flared hips that swell out under your trim waistline, and your voluminous rump wobbles enticingly with every step. A small, spherical spider-abdomen has grown out from your backside, covered in shiny black chitin. Though it’s heavy and bobs with every motion, it doesn’t seem to slow you down. Your two legs are covered in a reflective black, insectile carapace up to your mid-thigh, looking more like a set of 'fuck-me-boots' than exoskeleton.
Your ears are pierced with amethyst earstuds.
>>696137129
Can you draw someone getting stabbed with a salad fork in a sequence please>
FB pics thread 353467
>>696163515
So damn adorable
>>696163843
Full shot of dress
can you fucking stop spreading stupidity please ?
>>696160534
>>696160534
>>/poll
>>696160534
TFW you realize all nigs have to do is stop noggin.
Don't reach for guns, don't run from cops, don't chimp out and you won't get shot.
TFW you realize nigs will always nog.
>>696160534
so wtf are you doing with this pics.
I think you've forgotten where you are.
Incest thread?
>>696153134
Bump
My little cousin
i've been trying to fuck my cousin for a while now. almost did when we got wasted on july 4th
>>696153815
She have kik?
>>696153901
details?
new cock tribute thread. new rules, dubs has to be on the picture posted for tribute, no re rolls
I give it a try again
>>696167532
boobs
roll
>>696147777
just you
Lurking, but I have nothing to post
>>696148560
fuck that is hot. look at that beat up pussy
s/fur scratches that itch
>>696164273
NYPA, dumbass.
>>696164349
cancer
I wanna an Suiseiseki
Feet thread
>>696141638
Kill it with fire.
>>696141638
if you roll trips and say banana girl is queen of /b/ i'll post my tits with a timestamp
Banana girl is queen of /b/
check em
Banana Girl is queen of /b/
>>696152909
loving your work
>>696152733
> Granny Flappers is queen of /sag/
Granny Flappers is queen of /sag/
Last thread for the day, no childish shit please
Dubs/Trips/Quads gets a game from pic related (if that wasn't obvious)
Post your email or steam in your comment, along with the name of the game you want, or you get nothing.
No more of this getting dubs, then replying with game name, you'll get nothing
http://steamcommunity.com/id/LUKASS_POLIS/
Roll for sniper ghost warrior 2
>>696160961
Fuck. Reroll?
Meh...
>>696160983
Last roll.
Rolling for Betrayer
[email protected]
celebs
Filename. Dubs choose
ROLLING
Roll
roll
>>696143817
rawl cunt
>>696144877
if you haven't received anything, that's honestly really funny. literally everybody's got some cool thing except you.
This is not a personal army request. Attack if you personally want to.
Thats a daisy.
>>696145725
This. I'm all for gun control but this is fucking retarded.
>>696145455
Thats either a bb gun or air rifle.
top kek faggot
>>696145811
SHALL.
>>696145957
NOT
Alright /b/ im going to be doing cock tributes to anyone who rolls dubs
Do yourself.
show your gland or stpo doing tributes
>>696160677
NEW LOLI THREAD
alright /b/ros, i need help.
my girlfriend is really not ok with me watching/looking at porn. she doesn't know i look at loli or anything like that, i plan on telling her in the future, but how do i deal with that?
>>696163122
YLYL
This gon' be good.
>>696144463
>>696144444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6D8isuEIUU
Can we get a goth/alt girl thread?
Bonus points for girls with dark lipstick, girls that aren't completely goth/alt but have highly fuckable mouths accepted.
This is not what op requested
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous
I am more concerned about food and the bathroom than i am about this woman.
How do we get shampoo?
rollin
Roll
Roll
roll
Why can't people just accept that she's the next president?
Why do people pretend that some stupid emails matter?
Why do people still pretend that Benghazi was her fault when multiple republican led investagations found that it wasn't?
>>696145906
http://www.breitbart.com/clinton-cash-movie/
Because some people are loud babies.
>>696145906
http://observer.com/2016/07/wikileaks-proves-primary-was-rigged-dnc-undermined-democracy/
>>696145906
/thread
sage
Trump will win in a landslide.
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