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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Did you ever jizzed in your sisters used underwear?
Yes
>>683929160
Yes.
Plot twist: I'm an only child.
There are two types of people in this world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
No i was afraid i would get her pregnant
No, i did in my moms underwear though, i want to make a move on her but i have no idea what to do
Nah
I can kinda get into the green text incest stories, I do get a little chub while reading. But thinking about my own sister just doesn't feel right. Huge turn off
Roll for your vagina
rollerino
What happens after 30? Penises?
>>683930916
roll-.
>>683930916
I'm a dick
ROLL FOR 10
YLYL
>>683931575
>>683931614
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Who is letting their daughters go shopping in an outfit like this. I'm pretty dam sure she wasn't wearing panties and was only buying a box of juice. Was she asking for it because dam i wanted it.
>>683929159
Any more of her?
>>683929159
Oh man. I'd try to justify this but what's up with the shorts being too high. God damn fuck her lol
>inb4 whiteknight
Im a girl and i understand her being lazy but srsly
>>683929575
Nope only had the balls for one pic since my phone cannot have the sound disabled for pictures. Dled bvr for future creepshots . Here's another from the same store. Looked a lot like maeby
>>683929756
Idk her laziness made my night. Goddam hot little slut. I'm like 99% sure she wasn't wearing panties.
>>683929159
shut the fuck up you useless rapist cunt
learn to control yourself or you're worse than a fucking animal! you make me sick
how long do u last in pussy?
i have decent big dick, good at foreplay n eating pussy but i last only 3 mins inside girls.
so my relationship cant last longer than 2 months usually
im so sad n sick of this situation i want to fix myself
any helpful tip??
Pace yourself nigga.
>Dull your senses with Jose Cuervo and cheap cocaine
>Fuck for hours
>???
>Profit
>>683923012
I don't think that's why your relationships only last 2 months...
>>683923012
you try fapping beforehand?
Your problems is that you get overheated to the coitus. Thats why you don t last longer. Skip all that shit of foreplay and oral and go directly on dry. They wouldn t cum but if you last 10-15 minutes women will think you are doing it Ok, yes they are that stupid.
C'mon you horny /b/astards, roll. I know you want to.
fuck you
>>683932267
Rolling
Reroll
fine
meh
>Push-up Thread
Last two digits are the number of push-ups you do
Rolling for 00 pls
>>683925796
eee-roll
ok
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! ULTRAFRAG
Fuck you
S/fur
Amphetamine power edition.
Oh it was one of those days, but now. Everything's all better.
>>683934299
mine has penelope
>>683934509
Welcome dude.
Secretly you have sucked cock before / have your cock sucked before or have been ass fucked by another guy.
We all know its true.
>>Stories?
>>683911253
No faggot its just you
>>683911690
Do I hear jealously?
>>683911768
No more pity and disgust
>>683911820
So if a man / boy decided he wanted to suck you till you came, and you know he will do that Extremely good cause... you know, faggot, you will be like: nope, thanks. I'll just lube my hand again tonight...
>>683911253
used to play a "game" which was basically just us touching each others cocks. we eventually moved up to me fucking him up the ass. this was all before I could cum, so technically it wasn't gay
fuzzy things with dicks on them.
Celebs that would break the internet if their sex tapes leaked
Is it bad I've seen Tommy Wiseau's ass many times but I don't know who the fuck is in OPs picture?
>>683928768
I don't know who that is either
>>683928768
>>683928881
Christina Hendricks
>>683928768
>not recognizing greatness
ｔｈｅ ｄａｗｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｍｐｕｔｅｒ ａｇｅ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r2 zleGxv7w
Why is Obama a bad president?
Because he thinks the democratic thing to do is meet half way between the left and the right even if one side is 100% correct about the other.
Obama Care was actually a Richard Nixon idea.
>>683925602
Because every single US President will have people say they where bad and others say they where good.
Americans love to hate so yeah.
Ask why any president was a bad president and you will get people telling you why thy think they where bad.
He's not. Only a faggot assumes facts not in evidence.
Obama may go down as one of the best presidents in the world. He has helped the monely challenged and lower class. With phones, tuition, healthcare just to name a few. That's why I'm voting Hillary. It will be another 4 of Obama. I've been doing excellent with Obama. My ebt card had an increase in benefits just a month ago. I get almost %300 a week for food and all my prescriptions are covered. It has really helped when I'm inbetween jobs.
>>683925602
He's not, other than Obama care he hasn't done any major institutional changes
Mostly just racists and republicans claim he's awful yet they can't name any specific policy why
fb fap thread cont.
Who you gonna fuck /b/?
Rollin Rollin rollin
>>683928229
Fuck.
lloR
Rooooll
Rollerino pepperino
Cuck thread continued.
Post a pic of your girl and the next poster tells what he would do to her. Replies get replies!
I'll go first.
>>683921390
id tongue that ass mercilessly
>>683921390
fuck her right in the pussy
>>683921390
name? come on man...
>>683921390
Fill her up with cum, send her out and let it drip out into her panties as she walks around all day
Waifu claiming thread
>One claim per anon
>Insult
>Discuss
>fubuki claimed
>
>>683927019
>rolling for you
dubs and tsuyu's day gets better than great
still here
>>683927126
whelp i tried....
ITT: 10/10 aryan women only
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Do you believe in a God? Yes/no + explain
>>683923384
Atheism is stupid
Well
>>683923662
Christianity.
The belief that an invisible sky genie willed the universe into existence.
Doesn't seem any better to me.
s/fur
>>683928672
kill yourself furfag
hey
>>683928672
kys
>>683928672
oh look, a beastiality thread
my fav one
