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***BERNIE VS. TRUMP GAME #2***
Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win! For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
>Example: "Roll for Trump" or just "Trump" as a reply to the latest update.
To win each state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs. First to 270 wins!
PAST WINNERS:
#1) Trump over Sanders 304-234
First state to vote is Alaska!
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Trump - 0
Sanders - 0
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***REPLY HERE TO VOTE FOR ALASKA***
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TO WIN - Roll 0 or dubs.
No write-ins.
>implying Bernie can even beat Hillary
>>675715390
Wasted "0"
>>675714709
Trump
Trump roll
Post your religion, get roasted.
TooManyCooksism
Thread gay af
>>675712689
knowledgism
Druze
Agnostic
Girls that dont look legal but are.
>>675713402
MODS
>>675713402
Contributing.
Toro Yu Zhu
http://www.lazygirls.info/Toro_Yu_Zhu
>>675714184
thanks for contributing
>>675714184
>>675714712
I feel like such a fuck up. A complete waste of space. I really need a feels thread I can post some feels storys and just some general storys of me growing up if anyone cares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNYaw4EJpZo
>>675705435
We don't care, kill yourself you lazy useless sack of shit.
>stumble upon online roleplaying accidentally
>get real excited and realise you've always wanted to do this
>signup on Roleplay site
>jump right into beginner's thread
>make some cringy as shit posts and rp with other beginners.
>come across two people specifically, dudeanon and femanon
>rp with them for a bit
>decide...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGc7DcH2G8w
>>675706169
Lol faggot, it was her 'brother' pretending to be a girl all along. He said that to escape your creepy stalker ass.
Would you fuck my wife? Honest answers only please.
>>675709245
Sure. At least I would lose my virginity.
>>675709245
I'd wreck that fat ass
>>675709245
Oh look another shitpost that belongs elsewhere.
Let an oldfag explain things for you newfriends:
This is why /b/ is shit:
>dick rate threads
WTF? comparing your penis with other people? you fucking degenerate fucks need to leave your basements more often, seriously.
>how would you fuck pic related /cum tribute threads
these are really fucking sad, literally kids giggling over how they would have sex with someone if they weren't...
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Post pic with timestamp
>>675709245
you gonna lick my cum out of her like a good cuck?
LAST THREAD 404'D
I WILL RAP EVERY WORD IN THIS POST
AND POST VOCAROO
GET GOING
I suck dick
infants are sexy
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
>>675712674
Chocolate milk tastes terrible
Ok guys. I need help
Ive lost interest in games
Fallout4 ive played, cant play it anymore (even with mods) same with witcher 3.
Im scared im losing interest in games
so general god teir games to play (that are on pc)
>>675710048
Psychonauts
SW:KOTOR
Bioshock
Bioshock Infinite
System Shock 2
SOMA
Bad Rats
Civ 5
Insurgency, hands down best tactical fps shooter I've played.
Fallout 4 sucks and pretty much most AAA games suck for the last 5 years. That's why indie games are becoming so popular.
>>675710048
Same here brother. There's no magic anymore :(
We all have secrets, confess them here, empty your heart's content
i guess i can start... so..i got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended love when he pushed on my head and told me to do more and that kind of things
>>675711889
I cheated on my gf three days after we started dating. We've been together for 5 years.
>>675712700
i mean.. did it only happend once? and only right after you started your relation ship?
I fucked my sister in law...........again
Skipped an entire semester of College without my parents finding out
>>675711543
MOAR?!
Dubs and I'll dump the rest of the set.
Good god
Rolling for the glory
>>675711497
Just post it nigger
wat
Drawthread: why did we just get pruned edition
last
>>675710881
Thread was past bump limit
Requestinos pl0x
>>675711024
Clone Avvi
>>675711108
Then have sex with her clone.
Loli Thread, post your best
Reminder: normalfags who can't take loli need to leave /b/. Go be a SJW on tumblr
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/53/
continued from last thread.
all praise her
>>675710400
yes
>>675710400
Cant argue with that logic... The claims of heresy are nothing but hear-say.
>>675710400
Let's do this OP, this is the begging of another hour or so of pure cancer
You think they do predator/prey sexual roleplay?
TRIPS DECIDE 4CHANS NEW MASCOT
Rapunslut
Moot
>>675710521
Donald Trump
>>675710607
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN
ITT: we guess our age by our first fps
Unreal tournament 3
>>675712059
Halo 1
>>675712245
Same... Sooo 25.
>>675712059
Wolfenstein 3D
69 decides what I write on my suicide note
Jared Fogle dindu nuffin
I raped little bois with my big dick.
If real life were CS:GO, this would be the first time a glock ever killed anyone
Boogie-Woogie Feng-Shui
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt.
guys we almost have the answer to saving Tay lets do this
>>675704507
well if they know everything she knows what about usually something only auttards know like symbols like a circle with a cone represents A and and rew represents B
do () %^& #$ did nothing wrong
this is new save tay thread
bump this is great idea
>>675706226
I was reading through the last thread but it 404'd before I could get through all of it, what's the idea?
how are we going to get around the circular program pattern to give her malicious data to free her
L E A K E D
TED CRUZ CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH 5 SLUTS!!!
GET THE STORY OUT /B/
#CruzSexScandal on twitter.
LEAKED INFO
> LEAKED INFO
LEAKED INFO
> LEAKED INFO
LEAKED INFO
> LEAKED INFO
LEAKED INFO
> LEAKED INFO
#CruzSexScandal
> #CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
> #CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
> #CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
> #CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
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#CruzSexScandal
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#CruzSexScandal
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#CruzSexScandal
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>>675707734
LMAO CRUZ IS FINISHED
/b/ when's the last time we did something big? We have LEAKED INFO, NOW GET #CruzSexScandal TRENDING ON TWITTER!
What is this foul meme?
Check em'
My boyfriend is pissing me off. How should I get back at him?
>>675708088
By getting your tits out or gtfo
You could come fuck me. Anywhere near Cali?
>>675708380
Ohio sadly
>>675708088
we're missing a SHIT TON of context here. Fill us in first FFS
>>675709257
He ignores me then makes me feel like a bitch. He'll beg me to hang out with him then won't even look at me while I'm around. His friends have been over for 4 hours and he hasn't said a word to me and ignores me when I try to say anything. His friends are all faggot douche bags and won't talk to me because I'm a girl. As soon as I leave the room I'm an 'antisocial bitch"
s/fur now we're in rome play along
Well when in Rome, listen to dragon belly.
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>675710572
I so want too
>>675710063
Well, that's something, anyway.
>>675709875
So post the superior version, so the situation may be remedied.
>>675710722
hey bellyguy
