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Rip my last thread
How often do you finger fuck yourself?
How old when you started?
how does it make you feel knowing that I have saved all your pictures on my hard drive and masturbate to them on a regular basis?
>>767584888
Stil whoring for attention and memes? Yeet
>>767584888
wooo! betty buttplugs back!
"HURR DURR TELL ME I'M PRETTY EVERY1"
hahaha oh god, you are just *awful*.
>>767585042
I prefer bullying meh bean
Does anyone else piss in the sink? I do it all the time. This sink is literally a urinal, they had to have made it with pissing in mind.
>Mantlets need not apply
yeah pretty much any washroom with a lock
>>767579400
You sound like the kind of retard that would piss in the shower, too... gotta love that atomized urine. YOR A GOOD THINKR OP
>>767579981
What? EVERYONE pisses in the shower, I even shat in ours when I had the shits once and was in a rush
>>767579981
Yeah dude
>>767580130
>What? EVERYONE pisses in the shower,
This is fucking vile. You are showering in a fucking cloud of atomized urine. How can you be that stupid? Astounding.
>ITT: Everyone is a newfag
>>767580045
Not me
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95% of people who still browse this board are fucking newfags
>>767580045
how du grentext?
>>767580966
>
like this
Chubby thread 3.0
singles get you dick
dubs get you vagina
trips get you a threesome with these fine ladies
pls send boipussy
>>767578758
KYS FAGGOT DIE FAGGOT EAT A BULLET FAGGOT KYS FAGGOT DIE FAGGOT EAT A BULLET FAGGOT KYS FAGGOT DIE FAGGOT EAT A BULLET FAGGOT KYS FAGGOT DIE FAGGOT EAT A BULLET FAGGOT KYS FAGGOT DIE FAGGOT EAT A BULLET FAGGOT
trips get
>>767578758
>these fine ladies
Plz no boi pucci
Post your best random images
>>767581991
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>>767584033
My 15 year old friend was bribed into sending a man nudes. And now he has been threatening to post them and expose her to everyone and now he is involving me for some reason and has messaged me demanding that I send photos or else he will ruin my friends life. My friend is much younger than I am and i want to help her but I can’t and I don’t know what to do. He has made a fake account on Instagram and has been messaging me from it. @kelseysug is what he is messaging me from. I know him as Robin Shultz from Germany. I have screenshots w the mans info. If anyone can help me
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>>767580479
But you're not underage, right?
Sooooooooo...... You know the rules.
>>767580479
>My 15 year old friend was bribed into sending a man nudes. And now he has been threatening to post them and expose her to everyone and now he is involving me for some reason and has messaged me demanding that I send photos or else he will ruin my friends life. My friend is much younger than I am and i want to help her but I can’t and I don’t know what to do. He has made a fake account on Instagram and has been messaging me from it. @kelseysug is what he is messaging me from. I know him...
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let him post the illegal material and notify interpol
>>767580479
Is that his address?
>>767580713
>>767580786
Exactly this, interpol report on the specific german region (although, it may be better to do this before he posts it)
Trap thread!
kys fag
>>767577177
fucking gay
Why are people so anti-war?
Men need this right now. The only way for us to break out of this never-ending loop of nihilism and feeling of uselessness is by having a global scale war. This will give men the righteous purpose in life they so desperately desire.
Imagine being a WW2 soldier: you actually felt like you had a reason for existence, like you were doing good, like you are brave, like you are manly, like you are important. Nowadays men are just emasculated cucks and the shadow of their masculinity is calling out from the grave.
You can be masculine without killing people you feminine fucking faggot. Go chop down a tree or something bitch.
>>767580663
I never fucking said that retard. I said that men feel that we have no purpose in life today and a global scale war would fix that.
>>767580663
>Don't kill people, kill something that has no way of defending itself. That's even more manly!
Half agree with you
>>767580831
>kill something
>tree
Kek.
THIS IS NOW A MEME
Is Milhouse a meme?
There should be a raid where we use this picture
>>767582557
>>767582566
>>767582566
Just reply to normies with the same Megamind jpeg
new celeb thread
Still desperately looking for celeb feet
>>767582462
>desperately
>>767582347
hey, diane kruger fan, what position would you smash? how would you cum?
Pics you shouldn’t share II
prev >767575484
pls moar of her...!
Thanos has captured all 6 infinity stones and is preparing to wipe out half of life in the universe.
Evans = You are spared
Odds= You are turned to ash and erased from existence.
>>767580208
oh lord please odds
Hakai the fuck out of me fam
http://www.didthanoskill.me/
>>767580208
pls kill me
>>767580498
rolling again
Faces you want to cum on
>>767582443
>>767582463
>>767582570
Asking for it here
loli shitttttttttttttt
Bump
fb/ig thread v3
>>767584724
right in a bikini?
On the left. Absolute babe
CTRL+V DO IT NOW!!!
NO FUNNY BUSINESS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4e3hNGzViM
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>767578104
EAT SHIT AND DIE PIG
he
Ice Poseidon
Post girls you know and anon will say what sorta porn she should do
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>>767579960
group anal and cum drinking
>>767580304
Rough facefuck blowbang with BBC
>>767579960
anal, for a very very long time
>>767580304
have her give me a very very long blowjob
>>767580427
Public gangbang on the beach with strangers watching on
Left crying naked and covered in cum
>>767580427
Incest with her brother
What would Alyssia star in?
daily reminder THIS will KILL the WHITE RACE
>>767575775
Prosthetic penises?
>>767576343
definitely a false statistic
>Reminder that the only reason you see niggers with big dicks in porn is because niggers have no other attractive qualities whatsoever so only the ones with the big dicks can actually make it in the porn industry.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Boxxy, the Queen, was like, “Hey baby, let my asshole get some of those shrimp!!” So I obliged her proper and unloaded my crates upon crates of shrimp into her tight hole. She was pleasures accordingly and I was at peace.
Shrimp! Shrimp! It’s good for the soul!
I pack mad amounts into Boxxy’s brown hole!
Kat Williams may be “pimpin pimpin” but when it comes to the Boxxy the Queen, her tight asshole and myself, we be “shrimpin shrimpin”.
Shrimp.
>>767573690
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Boxxy
