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>>700695376
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Wieder eine Rebellen-Edition
1. Schonmal beim Sport bös verletzt?
2. Beim Date mal richtig verschissen?
3. Beim Spannen erwischt worden?
4. Haben eure Eltern damals auch eure Porno-Sammlung unterm Bett gefunden?
>>700699954
>blödsinn. die woche noch ne simkarte gekauft, wollte niemand nix sehen.
Dann hat der Verkäufer sich nicht an geltendes Recht gehalten.
>>700700298
>fucking firefox stürzt ab nachdem ich einen scheißlangen post verfasst habe.
>soll ich einen anderen browser installieren?
Mach mal einen reset
>>700699578
Die Geheimdienste haben kein Interesse an der Auswertung meiner Daten.
Theoretisch wären solche Daten sicher sehr zielführend, aber a) muss dazu das Interesse bestehen und b) sind sie immernoch nicht 100%ig zielgenau.
Ich bin ja kein Staatsfeind, ich liebe lediglich die Freiheit
>>700699674
>WPS ?
Hat leider auch schon viele Schutzfunktionen, die das bruteforcen praktisch verhindern. Manchmal klappts aber doch.
>>700699750
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>>700700335
> 1. Schonmal beim Sport bös verletzt?
Was für Sport?
> 2. Beim Date mal richtig verschissen?
Was für nen Date??
> 3. Beim Spannen erwischt worden?
Nö, aber beim nächtlichen begrabschen der eigenen Schwester.
> 4. Haben eure Eltern damals auch eure Porno-Sammlung unterm Bett gefunden?
Nein. Pornos sammelt man ja auch nicht unterm Bett.
>>700700335
>1. Schonmal beim Sport bös verletzt?
Ja, Schulter ausgekugelt, war nicht tödlich aber tat sehr weh
>2. Beim Date mal richtig verschissen?
Komischerweise nie - let the girl talk
>3. Beim Spannen erwischt worden?
nö
>4. Haben eure Eltern damals auch eure Porno-Sammlung unterm Bett gefunden?
Ja, war peinlich (weils so viel war)
Wallpapers pt 2
>>700705560
Continuing dump
>>700705712
dual screen?
![CV [93].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h9hEpPr.jpg "CV [93].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700695611
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>700701240
Still lovely.
>>700701127
But you don't.
Trust me. I watch you post.
>>700701133
I'm just teasing. How're you?
If trips get lewd
still here
and
>>700700705
oh. uh maybe just take it easy and relax for today then
>>700701020
oh. i dont really play many platformers
S/nek
>/thread
>>700697171
Fluffy tail is fluffy.
Fill up my reaction folder
>>700688920
NYPA faggot
Describe games badly
>gajillion guns
>memes
>native american
>aliens
>>700703158
Borderlands
>>700703471
yea
>SM64 clone
>you play as wolverine
>bro says capitalist pricks are treating workers bad and they all need to die
>"i'm not a terrorist bro"
>capitalist pricks kill bro
>"terrorism is my middle name bro"
>>700703557
No Russian?
Chubby, Fatass, Plump, BBW, SSBBW Thread II
>>700697267
>>700697382
>>700697421
>>700697458
>>700697494
i just saw a ghost. clearly im losing my mind, as ghosts do not exist. ask me anything.
>>700679159
Have you done something bad? How big is your penis?
>>700679525
This.
Answer this please.
>>700679159
was it naked
>>700679525
everybody's done something bad. but i havnt done anything abnormal (i think).
just under average
ITT: we post our favorite liqour and judge each other for it. Or if you don't like liqour post your favorite beer
>>700692407
Jameson & Bud Light.
Smirnoff, Jagermeister and Bailey's
Vikinger Met ( Vinkings Honeywine)
>>700692407
underage b&
Describe your ideal girlfriend?
thats a guy
>>700680399
This girl is beautiful, plz, tell me where she is live, for i am desire speak with her
A tomboy who would rather sit in and watch TV than be treated to an expensive dinner.
Looking like this would be welcome too.
>>700680677
agreed, in fact I'd rather have a tomboy with something in her head and a good sense of humor than a stupid but "socialy beautiful" bitch
>>700680612
>pls tell me where she live so I can stalk her on fb and fap
Drawthread: Unmatched laziness edition!
Thoughts?
Boston Marathon. Is it still called punching if you use an ied?
Drink the Kool-Aid
>>700689326
>implying all gun crimes are ones of impulse
>>700689326
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/in-japan-suspect-in-mass-stabbing-wanted-disabled-people-euthanized/2016/07/26/bb56e948-52c7-11e6-b652-315ae5d4d4dd_story.html
>Satoshi Uematsu went through the locked rooms of the care facility, where he had worked until February, and stabbed 45 people in less than an hour.
>>700689326
I'm sorry I don't take arguments from people who simply put a line through words and think that's enough to keep me from reading them.
Also tell the Heartbreak Kid there to fuck off.
No creepshot thread ?
Creepshot thread. Keep it going with some OC.
>Pictures
>Webms
>Tips for Apple / Android "Creepshotting"
my SIL
>>700676092
moar
What wallpaper do you use anon?
>>700686984
>>700687648
Dude that's awesome
<?xml version="1.0"?>
<svg>
<g fill="#3F3F3F">
<rect x="0" y="0" width="1680" height="1050" class="myfill" />
</g>
</svg>
Fb fap v1
>>700687059
damn, moar right
Underrated movies thread.
>>700687713
That pice of shit is over rated.
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Southland Tales
how is ex machina underrated lmao
post a celeb
even = you fuck them
odd = they fuck you
number = minutes
Every hole. every day.
Is there really an Ariana Grande sex tape or all i've been hearing is bullshit?
>>700693946
yeah its really really true
Yes, just get quads & I'll give you the webm
>>700694245
roll
>>700694245
Gay
>>700694245
Really? Bullshit bro.
Hello /b. In serious need of advice. Around where I live there are a bunch of thugs that drag race their shit cars and try to show off once a week. They meet in the evenings at around 7-8pm. What I want to do is somehow create something to drop onto the road before hand that will either fuck up their tyres or cars. Anyone have some ideas/examples of what I could make. Thanks
Get a life, killjoy.
>>700690365
Irradiate the road so they die of radiation poisoning.
>>700690365
banana peel
Request speed bumps.
>>700690365
Stop being a faggot cause you can't have fun.
