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Groove you loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQx DM2K-hd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG5aSZBAuPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTD0yiEUl8A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHXFARUOYY0
>>674325236
i really enjoyed that track
I'm just a guy. AMA
Pic unrelated
Any way you'd be willing to buy me pizza? I'm super hungry.
>>674326651
love of my lifes dating my cousin, an hero?
>>674326809
Well what do you want on it?
>>674327155
Maybe
>>674327228
Pepperoni, if you're serious can you email me at [email protected]
Hey /b/
Can you watch this for me. I will be right back
Thanks.
>>674325905
FUCK, NO. DON'T!
>>674325905
I piss chocolate into it
On it.
I'll just let a little bit cum in it, OP will never know hehehe
HOOK UP THREAD if you see your area code you must hook up immediately.
OP is 757
801
>>674326768
Good luck actually running across some girls here.
I think there have probably only been a dozen straight hookups in the entire history these threads.
That being said... 210
>>674327048
i just wanna tap some ass idc if its boy or girl
425
757
Trips decide my yearbook quote
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>674325912
"I just can not stop sucking dicks. I don't know what's wrong with me"
-Anon, 2016
I ejaculate fire
If you ain't raviolli, don't hate the formulloli.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,...
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We're hitting the gym today anon, hop in.
>>674325407
>we hit the gym everyday Chad. Let's go hit some niggers instead
>>674325407
But I haven't showered in a week.
NO, YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>674325833
Doesn't matter, get that fine sweaty ass in the gaymobile
>>674325407
Your steering wheel is on the wrong side faggot.
Paul Blart thread
Emem
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzC f_pY2-_k
No. This is a bad start. Get some quality content and you might finally be accepted.
>>674326001
lol the game
DUBS NAME MY KNIFE FUCKING GO BOYS
D. Trump 4 Prez
Poop feast
FlipFlopNigNog
Virgin's Knife
XD
Risk Thread!
OP will play as well, hoping to expand into Germany
>>674322497
>Gold
>Eastern Black Sea / Georgia
>"Colchis"
>>674322916
ok anon, gimme a sec.
>>674322916
Gud?
>>674323352
Pink
Wad the madman
Norway
Ey, /b/
I'm taking chemistry anyone have the formula for Rohypnol(roofies)
It's for me honestly, I wanted to see If i can successfully create a drug
just for lulz
Pic related?
>>674323073
I don't think it's easy to get the formula for a patented product.
>>674323073
The image you posted is pertaining to biochemistry, specifically the metabolism of a a couple benzodiazepines. I can't help but think you are taking high school chemistry and are just generally confused.
Anyways, your intent is illegal. If you want to know for educational reasons, check the rhodium archive. A monkey with knowledge of a few lab terms could easily make 90% of the stuff on there.
>>674323984
Second year in college first semester
I'm so-so ok on this course I get mostly a B- and a B
and uh my major is biochem..I just started taking chemistry and shit last semester
>>674323073
>asking this question on 4chan?
Only porn specialist here, bruh
>>674323984
also i'm going to use it on myself...not anyone else
I think thats okay, I wanted to see if it would work on my sleeping problems
Minnesota thread
minnesota sucks
>>674323118
Minnesota threads always die. I suspect they have better shit to do than be on 4chins.
>>674323334
>>674323382
/thread
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtfaden)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Heutige Fragen!
>Was habt ihr heute gemacht?
>Was trinkt ihr gerade?
>Was gibts/gabs zu Essen?
>Welche Musik hört ihr?
>Welche Drogen nehmt ihr, bzw: Wie ist eure Haltung zu diversen Drogen?
>Religion verbieten?
>>674324519
>>674293758 #
>>Was habt ihr heute gemacht?
Geschlafen, lese jetzt gerade
>>Was trinkt ihr gerade?
Wasser uezs
>>Was gibts/gabs zu Essen?
Schüssel Kartoffelbrei, Studentenleben Reloaded
>>Welche Musik hört ihr?
Grade Klassik, Edvard Grieg
>>Welche Drogen nehmt ihr, bzw: Wie ist eure Haltung...
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>>674324831
>seltener Gras
Warum?
>>674324519
>>Was habt ihr heute gemacht?
Mich mit meiner milf getroffen, schönen Tag gehabt und sie dann anschließend gefickt was sie brauchte. Danach noch im Park paar Bierchens getrunken mit paar Kollegen
>>Was trinkt ihr gerade?
Nichts, habe aber Durst wie sau
>>Was gibts/gabs zu Essen?
Ja
>>Welche Musik hört ihr?
Atm viel hiphop
>>Welche...
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>>674325049
Nicht so mein Fall uezs
ITT: We go back in time
Dubs decides time period
Must then fit into time period
>2015
Slavery era so we could whip some niggers
>>674325208
ReRe
>2014
Hey /B/, I have to go for a little while can you watch over my chocolate milk?
>>674324515
No but I have dragon porn
>>674325450
BUT OP'S MILK
>>674325450
If you roll evens fap
If you roll odds go to bed
what about trips?
tricky, because i'm still fapping tonight
rawl
k
rell
Can I have some honest rates?
>>674322104
can't be honest if the pic isn't honest
upzoz a pic from a better angle
I'd give you a poke
>>674322222
I am so honored, master of quints
>>674322206
ehhh I don't take many selfies, here's the only other one I have, and yes I know it's bad
if your not gay, get a face replacement.
>>674322222
Checked.
>You will never own an slightly tanned frail, young and flirty qt trap
>You will never dress him and make him clean the manor in a skimpy french-maid outfit with his bareback and wearing visible sexy underwear
>You will never pin him unexpectedly into the wall choking his cucky lil neck with your hands
>You will never lift up his skirt to expose his bare and shaved beautiful boipussi
>You will never pound mercilessly that
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>>674323679
Just end yourself you fucking faggot.
>op shits on trap cause they're fucking gay
>immediately asks for trap thread
Yeah faggot, you suck
>>674323679
No. I won't do all those things. Because I'm not a giant faggot like you OP
Which is the best suit for your trap maid to wear,
an actual french maid suit, a slutty version of it or a butler suit?
What orders would you give to him?
Bumpy
For those who don't know, Lula da Silva, brazilian ex-president just did a communist coup and Brazil is facing an imminent civil war.
I live in the South, so I never used a gun and everything I know about them was learned in movies. Implying I have about 3 or 4 days to get one and learn how to shoot before shit really hits the fan, how am I supposed to do it? Can I learn from youtube? Is 4 days enough?
Please, help us MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN!
Also, reply only if you are american or live in a country where guns are not demonized as they are in Brazil. Please, it's serious business now.
Turn off globo e vai p cama rapazinho. Os adultos vao tratar disso.
>>674321398
NÃO VAI TER GOLPE
>>674320853
yes I would try to do some tutorial research videos on youtube or search on google. it will depend whether you are going to use a rifle, handgun, automatic weapon, or shotgun. I would try the black market in your country since guns aren't as available as they are for me. and if you pay intense attention to and practice 4 days will do pretty good.
>amerifat here
WHO GIVES A SHIT
So Pokebox anyone?
I lost my Arcanine but have an Arcanine in a box from my favorite cat.
nah, pokemon aren't for sexual
>>674325952
Arcanine huh.
>>674325971
Gotcha
