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Ladyboy/Shemale/Trap thread.
Post your best. Chix w dix only. No gay stuff!
>>674476369
I'm looking for a trap pic with blonde hair wearing only a big shirt (I think it's blue and white). She is leaning on a kitchen counter eating a pie with a fork.
>>674476369
>Chix w dix only.
>No gay stuff!
pick one
post anything
Found a BBC worshiper on kik today, he made the mistake of posting his number and found him on Facebook.
Pls to raid.
More of his bbc cuckoldry
His fb
Moar
>>674472540
i used to fuck a bitch who loves BBC.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she...
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BBC is ok but i find that iTV has better programming
No bewbs thread?
What the fuck are you on? There's 2 boobs in your own picture. pic related is what no boobs look like
I'll post some let me get on my pc
>>674475254
Who is this??
boobs
But big bewbs tho
cock trib thread, part whatever
post your chicks, anons slap their dicks on em
>>674475531
this is for the dude with the monster cock from the last thread who cocked one of her other pics.
femanon here, PLEASE ORBIT ME!!
I'm collecting white knights. post contact info.
nice iphone, faggot.
>>674474518
I'd love to orbit you
how do I do it?
>>674474518
>>674472610
tits or gtfo
>>674474518
Sorry Im gay.
>>674474816
>tits
She looks as flat as a board.
Need a good New York Whore thread.
>>674471957
more of her?
>>674473099
>>674473208
feel free to dump those 10 more
>>674473550
keep this bread alive
Anybody have 315? Preferably Canastota, Oneida, Rome, Vernon area
How many sleeping pills does it take to knock a person out cold without killing them. My wife has this fetish of me filming us fucking with her passed out but i dont want to kill her. If all goes well ill post the video.
Also what is the best type to use.
Anyone at all.
>>674470091
would alcohol not be better, there's a few pictures around on how to make knockout drinks
>>674471350
Idk shes not a lightweight by any means and she is the lightest sleeper ive ever met
>>674470091
Do a mixture of alcohol and weed.
That always does it to me atleast.
Lets get rolling
ok, sounds fun. Roller blades.
>>674469806
lets go
#59
rawlin
>>674469806
rolling rolling rolling
Beautiful celebrities thread.
>>674473409
What does it mean when a tell a girl you like her and she says that all her friends like her?
Does she mean that she's messing and is trying to make it sound like she thinks you like her as a friends or is she fishing for compliments?
>>674467372
what's the context, /b/? I'm in a strange situation of my own right now, and since not a lot of people on /b/ give a shit about each other and I don't want to work on this goddamn British Literature paper, I'll talk with you. Tell me more, man.
>>674467970
I've been talking to her for a while.
I told her that I like and she said all her friends like her. She said that she tells everyone that when they say that they like but i'm not buying it :P
I'm unsure if she means that her friends like her because friends obviously like their friends in a friendly....or that she's fishing for compliments and means that all her friends like her romantically and basically letting me down softly.
>>674468386
how did you tell her? Let's go over that. Call this girl Cindy in place of her real name. (If it's really Cindy, I won't know!)
From what I know at the moment, I don't think she's fishing for compliments. She might have been simply messing around, because that's the sort of thing I'd say if someone said they like me (and didn't understand that it meant like-like.)
>>674468869
I think you're right, she might have been innocently messing around.
She already knew that I liked her because someone told her though I didn't tell her yet. She was pretty much messing around said asked if I have a girlfriend and that she doesn't know who I liked. i thought the moment was right so I told her. She then said that all her friends like her. I then said 'you know what I mean' then she paused and said that she says everytime someone says that they like her. Maybe she...
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>>674469617
If you want to try and take things further with her (hoping that she doesn't already have a bf), then tell her, privately if you can, how you feel. Be ready to hear not reciprocate your feelings. Above all, do NOT let her not reciprocating ruin your current friendship. If she says no, that's okay! As long as you are both honest with each other, things will be okay.
Name my band
>>674472337
Fag Attack
The cuckolds
"Front pocket wallet"
>>674472337
Two cucks one manlett
>>674472337
Manlet and the cucks
YLYL FAGGOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjT0LTuUfEg
for your listening pleasure
YLYL records
Enke Thoth
Fuck Money
SLAM PIGGIES
GO
>>674472014
>>674472698
Moar!!
This is my new fetish, post more
>>674472014
The ass was fat
milkjuggs
>>674472698
I want to fuck slam piggy's asshole so badly
PORN WEBM
"porn" as in girl making out?
>>674472372
1. Not porn
2. Looks rather "teen"
3. Not porn
4. c
>>674472372
good. and disturbing
>>674472539
i want to gauge my ears but dont have my ears pierced yet how long should i wait after getting them pierced to start stretching them ive heard 6-8 months from 6 weeks to 1 month so i dont know which one is ok. or maybe if i can do just one stretch like 2 weeks after or something because i dont like regular stud piercing and just want gauges
don't do it you'll have ragrets
i'm at 2 gauge right now, you could stretch as soon as they heal in a week or two. Every ear is different though. Take care of them bitches if you do it.
>>674469262
probably will but idc atm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
just go to this guy and you'll have your "guages" in no time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP3qdSYOakw
>>674469040
just get them cut bigger
Cd trap sissy
Holy fuck
>>674472091
>>674472158
not a trap / 10
Requesting latex/bdsm traps and sissies
![43QXRs8[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fNsXjJ8.gif "43QXRs8[1].gif")
The glass is half empty.
The glass belongs to satan
>>674471916
what glass OP?
i am not a robot
Damn dude you gotta pretty quiet discord. But it phatttt
y tho
Weird picture thread , fill my folder /b/
I fucked all three.
>>674472177
Bump
I'll read anything you want in a professional radio/sports commentator voice.
Preferably something hilarious.
>>674471439
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind...
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>>674471439
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will...
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"You have a phone call, Faggot"
I've fallen and I can't get up
>>674471615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19EPbDtynFE
wasnt that fun
