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>Femanon here
Been fuckin' around on a stupid meet-up site lately. Dubs decides what I say/do to this lovely fella here.
What do you like about me?
>>701609394
Roll
Do you want me to send nudes?
"send me that dick"
>>701609566
check em OP
>>701609394
Lurk Moar, the only advice I ever give.
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
>>701605624
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
Rolling. Not feeling motivated enough to decide my last moments as a man.
>>701605624
roll
rollerino up my asshole nigga
wake up as a grandma fuuuug
faces of /b/ thread
op starts:
>>701589431
Woah, Sword or Sheath with this one
rate me
>>701589738
10/10
>>701589431
false flag
100% of ancaps are handsome young and intelligent
what's her name, /b/?
>>701577645
Kelly. She's perfect in every way.
Melanie.
Hillary, fucking cunt
Kira. She was named after a character from The Dark Crystal. She was always embarassed of her name. I always thought it was cute. She had PTSD. I went off to Uni, she cheated on me because she couldn't get dicked anymore since I was working on my future and spending more and more of my time and effort trying to show her that I loved her. She just needed dick, otherwise she couldn't sleep. I recently unblocked her and saw that she seems way happier and more well adjusted than she ever did with me, even if she is dating a guy that could be her father with the age gap....
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There...there's never been a her.
apologize americucks
>>701599520
>>701599520
What, to Japan? Why?
Sorry you japs were too stupid to give up when we gave you the chance
No
Fuck you
Sorry we didnt drop more, it's all we had at the time
Pussy rate thread
dubs bitch
90% of people marry there 7th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. if u don't pass this on nine comments ur worst week starts now this isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you will either get kissed or asked out in the next 53 minutes
>>701596026
>>701596499
who is she?
Any more neko loli?
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/416/
>>701606374
Big ass thread? Big ass thread.
1/?
2/?
3/?
4/?
5/?
Drawthread
requests?
reportan in
>>701600900
I thought this was the head of that snake thing from dark souls at first glance
Broken fucking English apparently trying to save face.
i can stay for a little while
Foot thread
>>701588133
Ewww that's Lacci fucking Green. No, just no anon!
>>701588133
>>701588711
Samefag
More pics?
Celeb fap thread part tres
>>701597066
Sure thing.
>>701597381
Dat filename
>>701596321
i'm glad i didn't. i asked around and apparently the chad was her older brother. i guess he's extremely overprotective. no one really knows her because it was her first time hanging out. before my unfortunate event i gave her my # because she didn't want to give me hers. this afternoon she texted me apologizing for his behavior and wanted to meet up at midnight. not sure what to do.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>701596344
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps
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Claimed.
Claiming Felix
Nico Nico Nii~
Miho claimed
I like being cold and dry
This woman cut into a bike lane and slammed on the brakes in front of a group of cyclists. What would /b/ do?
http://www.bikelaw.com/2016/08/26/c harlotte-bike-accident-attorney-roa d-rage/
Not give a fuck. Cyclists are the most annoying douchebags on the road, except for skateboarders and idiots in their electric chairs.
ITT unsaucable pr0n
>>701579357
suace?
>>701579980
>unsaucable
>suace?
>>701579980
sorry man tried to find it with no avail, hence unsaucable
>>701580495
well thanks for trying :)
Let's have a fluffy thread guys
Dubs decide
Could you fuck me in your jester costume? Love you
>>701595721
Rerolling for this
she send me a picture, if it was really her she was cute. Told me she was from Norway. Again, this is all a big if
>>701595403
Nug me harder daddy, make me uuilk
tell us who's the girl on the right instead
BBW & chubby thread
Still looking for the rest of her...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?
>>701598863
hell yeh boi
Rolling
Win/Win situation i'd say
Screw that I wouldn't roll
I would fucking hope i land in red, everything else would be good also, win/win for me
Who is (B) voting for?
>>701595088
My left nut.
>>701595088
Nobody
>>701595088
voting is a fool errand.
Darrell Castle. Assuming he's on the ballot in my state. And if not I may just write him in.
>>701595088
Why would I waste my time voting when the elections are rigged?
new FB fap thread
post girls you know irl
Love this dirty slut
More face
>>701600413
