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Hey /b/ois, 18yo virgin here with phimosis.
I have a girlfriend for about 3 months now and she wants to have sex on the weekend. The thing is that It's pretty painful to pull my foreskin back. Any advice?
>>768130408
should have been stretching that shit.
>>768130408
coonot oil lots of it then its np
>>768130473
Is stretching really working?
Use binder clips
Proper lube will also help
Hi /b/.
I have a problem and I need your help.
I am in every aspect a pretty normal, functional human being. I have friends, I had a long-term girlfriends for almost 10 years, I have a great family, and I have a high-performance job that I really feel I can do for the rest of my life and that will probably support my every financial need. I had a normal life growing up with both my loving parents and siblings. I watch some tv, I play vidya, I fap to normal porn, I enjoy having a beer now and then. I really enjoy all of this.
I am a completely normal person, no one would
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You ever do drugs?
>>768126464
Not really, I have smoked some weed when I was in school but nothing more. I don't enjoy smoking anymore.
Sounds like anhedonia to me. You sound like you have a good life. Maybe go to a doctor? Or you could take some psychedelics, they can help with this sort of thing. Shrooms or lsd
>>768127359
>anhedonia
Googled it, makes kinda sense. I have no reason to not enjoy good things, I just don't.
I have thought about going to a psychologist, but it feels so fucking retarded. I mean, there is nothing wrong with me, I just don't enjoy things anymore.
Psychadelics is interesting, but I would never actually do it. How would that help?
>>768126216
Kinda in the same boat as you OP, im just not as emotional as other people which is what i think is wrong
You know the drill. Tits for trips. Dubs gets ass. With face.
>>768127026
roll
>>768127026
roll
>>768127026
roll
ITT we claim our ASMR waifus
pic related
ASMR is for soyboy beta mail fucks
>>768126879
The fuck is a waifu?
>>768126879
So only for postal workers?
>>768126879
why?
I have a fascination towards Rape Videos. Even though I'm not going to attempt something that cruel, I enjoy watching the videos. Took me a white to find some 2 real videos of rape. But, can anyone suggest me some links where I can find some real rape videos
>>768128068
What he said
Laws for women:
1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-39. If the woman exceeds this, she must be willing to undergo plastic surgery to correct obvious signs of aging.
2) Must have C-cup or better breasts. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
3) Must have less than 20% body fat.
4) Must not be taller or heavier then the man.
5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any other location besides her head.
7) Must be able to cook and clean with skill and efficiency.
8)...
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>>768128068
xrares.com
>>768128716
Those are regular porn videos
>>768128376
You just copy/pasting this in every thread? You might as well just post "I'm an obese virgin!" in every thread. It's easier to type and people will jump to the exact same conclusion.
As requested, new corpse thread.
Part 1 >>768116564
6 days sober after 8+ years of using alcohol to cope with necrophilia
if anyone wants you can ask a mentally ill necrophile anything (that's not incriminating obviously)
I'll be dumping some more pics, feel free to join in
>>768131671
Trying to post some less rotten stuff but I'm starting to run low
>>768131671
Hello again, from eyeless girl man with the imaginary friend.
What a sentence.
>>768131750
>>768131787
/b/ is truly a remarkable place, where it can bring people like us together
>>768131913
https://www facebook com/ kaylor.shea
her faggot nephew was ding dong ditching, and got beat up by some guy he pranked. go say something nice to her to comfort her and definitely send prayers and positive vibes /b/
do you have any nudes of him?
>>768129825
go ask her
>>768129825
https:// www facebook com/profile.php?id=100011802172790
thats him you can ask him for nudes
>>768129652
wait you mean to tell me the dude was ding dong ditching and got beat up?
thats one of the most harmless pranks and some faggot sperged out on this kid?
i think its time to drop neighbors address, this is a true circumstance for a personal army if true
>>768130812
yep 100% true look it up
but i was thinking about taunting the fag
i found his fb also
https://www facebook com/profile.php?id=100011802172790
Françaises
>>768123613
Pas de français ici.
>>768123682
Si si...
ITT: We have casual conversations about anything /b/ wants to talk about. Let's try to keep it civil.
>>768129388
Afternoon bud hows the weather!
>>768129629
OP
It's pretty hot as of right now. What about yourself anon?
>>768129843
It act like it wants to rain but hasn't. Dark on a warm sunny day.
>>768130163
Yeah I'm from the
>south
and the weather is pretty ridiculous. Some days it's a nice sunny day and it rains and others it looks like it is about to rain and never does.
>>768130406
Yeah, I'm from the
>north
and I already miss snow. It's been raining for 2 days now, and at least snow is bearable
Games You Think Only You Remember Part 2 Electric Boogaloo
>>768129485
Lock N Chase was just Pacman but with police instead of ghosts. prove me wrong
>>768129485
>>768129707
Same with Alien for the Atari 2600
>>768129707
It was, I'm not going to argue that.
>I'd make a list of titles since I have a lot of obscure games but I'm a lazy schmuck
>Didn't realze Rogue Galaxy was getting a PS4 Remake(?) so maybe it's more known now
Drawthread, no edition edition
Should have been "dead edition".
>>768129639
I sure am early to a slow/dead thread
taking request
Requesting the 7 years old fox girl and the male lifeguard rabbit, fucking (having sex) in the locker room of the pool.
>>768129878
Could you lewd her ? If that'd be alright with you, some abuse would be nice.
Post your favorite cock tributes, and maybe I'll so some. Pic related, plus more of my favorites to follow.
i can do some tribs for a bit
I'm smart, tall, muscular, and decent socially. College is gonna do me well. AMA
Blond hair blue eyes btw
>inb4 "is it summer already?"
>>768128950
You look jew
>>768128950
why are you here
You have a gf? How get gf.
>>768128950
Tyler?
>>768128950
good for you
Why is being submissive so much more fun in theory than being dominant? Is the answer porn addiction? Or is it deeper than that?
Not like anyone would want to dom me anyway, I'm a balding 20 year old male.
Self bump, I need this question answered
>>768124798
It's less exercise.
>>768125066
Explain
>>768124798
Its only more fun if you are already a sissy cuck faggot. Real men want to dominate.
>>768125066
this.
Because you don't have to make decision or take initiatives, you can just be lazy and that is something we all love
So I'm finally beginning my transition into a normie. I am going to my first college party this weekend.
Any tips for a fellow anon? What am I supposed to do there?
I'm supposed to bring my own booze. I was going to bring a 12 pack of something, but am I supposed to carry it around with me or just set it down somewhere where the vultures can access it?
>>768127857
tbh dude... you have two ways to go about this:
get drunk as fuck. this is only valid if you're going with friends, and if they're getting drunk as fuck as well.
if you're going alone, just find a group of people that seem friendly and try to talk to them. college people are usually people who love talking about themselves. just keep asking about them and pretending you're interested in their answers, and you'll make friends in no time.
>>768128204
I'm going by myself but I'll know plenty of people there. I don't plan on getting too drunk.
>>768128204
It is a rather important detail whether you are going alone or not
Hang out with the people you know. They will have friends you havent met yet. So talk to them too. Have enough booze to loosen up. Try to talk with the gorls you have mutual friends with
Do you know how to talk to girls OP?
One of my lightbulbs just burned out..
Ask me anything
Has school let out for you?
>>768126590
A loooooooong time ago
>>768126087
Will you go to buy a new one and fix it?
>>768126925
I'm thinking about it
Kinda weighing the pros and cons of leaving my
House and going outside..maybe I'll just wait for the other one to burn out...
How do magnets work?
Are we in the end times?
what the fuck
kek
>>768129749
ONE POST BY THIS ID. WILL REDDIT NIGGERS FUCK OFF???
>>768129750
It's a Romanian/Gypsy
They lock kids in boxes as they're growing in order to make them deformed. Then they get them to beg for money.
fb/ig 3
Left or right?
Girls that deserve cum inside them 2
i'd pump a liter of my cum inside her
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>>768131446
Random photo thread
>Post literally anything
>>768131021
